Let’s listen in on the world famous Tom and Lorenzo during one of their legendary early-morning editorial meetings!
Lo: I know there’s not a lot to choose from. How about we feature this one?
Lo: She’s up and coming.
Lo: Fine. I’ll wait until you’re finished your coffee and can form words.
[SIX POINT FIVE SECONDS LATER]
Lo: Do you want to feature her or not?
Lo: I know, but the dress is really pretty.
Lo: Don’t be argumentative.
Lo: Yeah, the lip color’s all wrong.
Lo: I don’t know, I think the winged eye suits her.
Lo: Well if she didn’t wear the gigantic shoes, the hem would be puddling all over the floor and you’d just bitch about that. God, go and have a muffin or something. You’re so miserable when you diet.
T: You know, a little support would be nice.
Lo: Oh, a thing? We’re going to have a thing now?
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