JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL, when did Madonna turn 85 years old? When did she turn into Edina Monsoon? EXISTENTIAL CRISIS PENDING.
A fashion ICON, ladies and gentlemen. She’s insane. Somebody stop her.
All of Generation X just went running to a mirror to make sure they didn’t accidentally wake up 30 years into their future.
And before anyone rags on us, consider that the sum total value of what she’s wearing probably costs more than the average wedding gown.
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