Liam Hemsworth Goes Furniture Shopping In LA

Posted on August 29, 2014

He’s all “rough trade” on the top and “I’m wearing JORTS!” on the bottom. It’s a wilter.

 

 

Liam-Hemsworth-GOTS-FSLA-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Liam Hemsworth goes furniture shopping at The Helms Bakery in Los Angeles, California.

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T Lo Style Rule: No matter what else you’ve got going on, if you’re wearing jorts, then you become “the guy in the jorts.”

Bah. You don’t care.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Lazic/Borisio/INFphoto]

    • RussellH88

      “Zachary, he wore jorts.”
      -My brother’s friend’s answer to “Why did you break up with him?”

    • tallgirl1204

      How much did Calvin Klein pay him to pull up his shirt and show his undies?

      • J.W.

        I was wondering the same thing.

      • StrandedFashionista

        I’m wondering why they don’t pay more boy stars to do the same thing?

      • MaggieMae

        I audibly gasped at that shot, and I’m not even a Hemsworth fan.

        • http://www.jaimieteekell.com/ Jaimie

          I definitely sat up straighter.

          • TheLukeP

            All I thought was “pull up your jorts.”

        • CT14

          Oh, he won me over in “Thor” when he wore the low rise jeans.

          The Calvin Klein photobomb totally distracts from the jorts.

          • MaggieMae

            I will have to check that out…

          • Gloriana Reginata

            Uh, wrong Hemsworth. It was his big brother Chris with the low rise jeans and those fantastic stomach muscles.

      • Bill Craven

        More if they made the label easier to read. Hmm… those calves, jorts or no jorts. As a very long-bodied man, though, I want that Henley.

        • StrandedFashionista

          You’re talking about the last picture, right? Delicious.

    • Grumpy Girl

      And they are droopy drawer jorts at that! I believe the sole purpose of that belt is to further weight them down. He’s be better off just letting them fall down and walking out of them (I’m saying that from a purely aesthetic perspective).

      • KinoEye

        I cosign this advice. Those CK briefs are much more fashionable than the Jorts. But we should get a better look at them, just to be sure…

      • demidaemon

        You read my mind.

    • http://smalltownbigwardrobe.com/ Catherine

      Nope, don’t care at all. He had me at the scruffy beard.

      Yeah, I’m a sucker for the rough trade look.

      • Kitten Mittons

        Yeah, I apparently like my Hemsworths with more fur. I didn’t think I went in for them at all.

        Today is a day of self-discovery.

        • Anna

          Same. Apparently this younger Hemsworth is doing it for me.

          • Kitten Mittons

            I think it’s really the beard and the glasses. Which is to say his face is totally obscured.

            That sounds really bitchy. Meh, it’s Friday.

            • Anna

              You NEVER have to apologize for being bitchy, especially on a Friday ;-)! I actually think he’s better looking than his brother, who has always been Blah McBlandy to me (although I’ll give him half a point as George Kirk in the Star Trek reboot, and I guess another half when he appears shirtless in the Thor movies)

            • Kitten Mittons

              Agreed, I prefer Liam over Chris. But blondes have never been my thing, so that shouldn’t surprise me.
              And a surprise to no one, I haven’t seen either of them in a movie. So this is all based solely on hubba-hubba factor.

            • Anna

              Ditto on the blondes (except Hiddles), the only movie I’ve seen Liam in is Hunger Games franchise. Both Hemsworths are “Meh” actors for me.

            • Kitten Mittons

              IMDB has a list of hottest blonde actors, and there are very few on there would make it on my laminated card. And some that are arguably not blonde. But for the sake of playing along: Brad Pitt, Daniel Craig, Alexander Skaaaaarrsssgaaaard, Ryan Kwanten, David Beckham, and Robert Redford. But I’d pass most of them over for someone tall, dark, and handsome, in a scruffy sort of way.

              Side note, Chris and Kellan Lutz are both on there, and I can’t help but chuckle at them both. Cute enough, but they both give me the impression that no one’s home, ifyaknowwhatimean.

            • Anna

              Indeed, the lights are on, BUT…

              Yes, Daniel Craig for sure, but I’m with you on the tall, dark and handsome. With the exception of Hiddles, the other 4 on my Freebie 5 list are all in the darker-haired category.

        • Tlazolteotl

          Oh, yes. Absolutely the same here, too.

    • smh4748

      “So okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair – ew… and like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so.”

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

        I know. And 20 years on they HAVE NOT REALISED.

        On the upside, he genuinely looks like a bloke going furniture shopping. He definitely knows his way around IKEA.

        • FibonacciSequins

          Ha. Just said the same thing. I think they’ve realized, they just know they can get away with it.

          • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

            Clearly there are enough people prepared to have sex with them that they haven’t been deterred.

            • FibonacciSequins

              I mean, I can’t say I would do any differently if I were a dude.

        • demidaemon

          Tell me about it. On my new campus, this is the style mantra of 3/4 of the men.

      • RussellH88

        Yeah, I don’t understand that mentality at all. Even if I’m just going grocery shopping, I always make sure I’m presentable. My one bit of laziness is that I don’t shave on the weekends, but other than that I never looked like I just emerged from Norman Reedus’ hair.

      • FibonacciSequins

        20 years ago and they’re still doing it!

      • http://fibonaccisequins.storenvy.com/ Danielle

        As if!

      • Lisalady161

        Thank you. I needed me some ‘Clueless’ and didn’t even know it until you said it!

      • Jeremiah Capacillo

        Way harsh Tai.

    • Denise Rambo

      PULL YOUR PANTS UP!!!!

    • @Biting Panda

      He is giving me Jeff Bridges, Against All Odds, realness. I’ll take it, jorts and all.

      • decormaven

        Or Jeff Bridges, Starman. Both 1984.

        • @Biting Panda

          Yes, but in Starman, he was clean shaven.

          • Lisalady161

            And yummy.

            • decormaven

              So yummy…

            • Call me Bee

              So. Very. Yummy.

        • alyce1213

          Karen Allen is in the knit business, very nice enterprise. But you knew that, right?

          • @Biting Panda

            I did not.

          • decormaven

            Very interesting!

      • Wink

        Definitely a resemble, but Jeff Bridges looked like he had showered.

    • Glam Dixie

      I don’t care. I don’t care even one tiny bit. As long as there are no knee socks involved I accept your tasteful, cuffed grey jorts. Besides, they are the shorts of my people. I only recently convinced my husband to stop wearing work boots with his jorts.

      • demidaemon

        I think I would prefer work boots with this look. Especially if he lost the shirt and the shorts.

        • Glam Dixie

          Ha ha, I like the way you think!

          • demidaemon

            ;)

    • Grumpy Girl

      Also, I am confused, how one goes furniture shopping at a bakery?

      • smh4748

        I expect it’s similar to how one “goes to the gym” while dressed to the nines on a random NYC sidewalk. ;)

        Seriously though, I can respect a man who fuels a day of shopping with a pastry run.

      • http://fibonaccisequins.storenvy.com/ Danielle

        The same way I go out to have my car detailed and somehow mysteriously wind up wandering the aisles of Target for an hour and a half.

        • Grumpy Girl

          That is one I can understand, I have been there too.

      • FibonacciSequins

        I will guess that it’s a furniture mall located in a building that used to house the Helms Bakery.

        • Peri7473

          I’ve been there. You score 100! It is a furniture store now.

      • SugarSnap108

        My brother lives near an establishment that provides tattoos and insurance. Why not futons and petit fours?

        • Call me Bee

          LOL…We have a building here in town with this sign: ” ________Brothers Men’s Wear, Tailoring and Law Office”

          • SugarSnap108

            Do you live in Georgia, too? ;)

        • KinoEye

          In my hometown, there was store that advertised its “Lamps, Lampshades and Art” collection with pride. I get that it was a store for decorations, but it always seemed random to throw the art in there with the lamps and lampshades.

    • Sanglots longs

      Someone help me out: are “jorts” different in some respect from what we old people used to call “cut-offs”? Is it to do with the length, or the folded cuff rather than ragged hem? Would denim shorts with an actual hem be jorts?

      • myandyleigh

        Oh, please, someone, answer this burning question for us ancient humans. Inquiring minds want to know…..
        .

      • MK03

        It’s just what the kids are calling them these days.

        • alyce1213

          Thank you. How simple.

      • alyce1213

        I’m confused a little too. I guess I call them cut-offs when there’s a raw, torn edge. If they have an actual stitched hem I see them as jorts. What he’s wearing — long with folded cuff, I don’t know, I guess also jorts. Also the Daisy Dukes variations – decent, indecent.

      • Call me Bee

        I thought jorts were really short and ickky, like Daisy Dukes.

        • alyce1213

          See my nonsense above.

      • Abbey Rogue

        I always think of jorts as being factory-hemmed denim shorts. What Mr. Hemsworth is wearing are cutoffs to me.

      • Jangle57

        According to the urban dictionary: “Jorts: Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don’t talk to girls. The term “jorts” does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.” I have no idea how serious they are about this definition being accurate as it sounds tongue in cheek to me…..

    • RescueMe23

      I’ll help him pick out a new bed…

    • susan6

      Scrolldown fug on Hemsworth the Lesser. I will confess to occasionally wearing jorts, when I need to wash my car.

    • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

      I can see his boy panties!

      • @Biting Panda

        manties

    • http://fibonaccisequins.storenvy.com/ Danielle

      Rough sausage, but I’ll take it. Pickings are slim today.

    • MilaXX

      Chris, not even you can overcome the horrors of the jorts. You still cute though.

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

        Fortunately this is Hemsworth the Lesser.

    • Chuck Barthelme

      “It’s a wilter” Love. Well put. Though in point of fact, so is all that messy beardage.

    • alyce1213

      I’d like to try out some mattresses with him. Even with the jorts.

    • Anna

      It’s working for me from the waist up, I’m especially digging the pecs under the henley. From the jorts down, it’s “Ben, the Soldier” from It’s Always Sunny…

    • KinoEye

      You’re right, Uncles. In my excitement to see my favorite Hemsworth, I can overlook even the most heinous of Jorts.

    • Qitkat

      What! You did not just adjust your underwear in public! I hope my husband doesn’t see this ;(

    • MartyBellerMask

      He didn’t lose me at the jorts. He lost me at Megan Fox’s belt. And the saggy butt was the icing on a very disappointing cake. :(

    • fursa_saida

      Well, I find him more attractive than usual here, largely…because the beard and sunglasses mostly obscure his face. He’s never done anything for me.

      But the whole outfit is giving him bizarre proportions. Captain Long Torso.

    • MK03

      Oh, honey. No.

    • Lisalady161

      I didn’t care once I save the calves, I mean, the last shot. *Hot Flash*

    • Pepper Collins

      He still looks good, though!

    • higgledypiggledy

      Yikes. The contrast between above-the-waist, waist-to-knees, and below-the-knees (those calves!) is extreme. No man should wear jorts, ever. He could fix this by just slipping them off right now.

    • Mrs. Julien

      #teambeard

    • BlairBear

      i am thankful he doesnt skip leg day

    • JauntyJohn

      Works for me. That loooow slung belt line… the beard and tousled curls… the calves of iron. Yep. All works just fine.

      All that PLUS furniture shopping?

      I may spontaneously grow ovaries on the spot.

      • Constant Reader

        Upvoted for your spontaneous ovaries. :)

    • SophieCollier

      It’s worse than that: hes sagging them over Calvin Klein undies.

    • random_poster

      I’d do him.

    • PinkyK

      Jorts are NEVER OK. EVER! If he looks sketchy in jorts then a regular guy would be hideous.

    • Constant Reader

      I don’t know that I mind the jorts so much as I mind the falling-off-the-ass jorts. His torso looks a mile long and his legs look 2 feet long.

    • Peri7473

      hey, jorts are WAY better than man daisy dukes!

    • papillon

      He looks much better here than usual but that could be because the excessive facial hair makes him look more like his brother.

    • ShaoLinKitten

      He looks like David Boreanaz.

      • Shawn EH

        Hot.

    • TRSTL

      I was fine with the whole thing until….. he yanked up the shorts to show how low they were riding and too much of his underwear. Ugh….. THAT is a trend that just won’t die, will it?

    • conniemd

      I don’t object to “jorts” at all. Why should men wear pants in summer when we women can bare our legs and arms? What I do object to is the low rider aspect to them. If it weren’t for the Calvins we could probably see his ass crack.

      • Coolekat

        Would that we could.

    • MaggieMae

      The rough trade look while plopping down how much for furniture?

    • evave2

      He wins this weeks Joe Manganiello prize for looking like a regular human being doing regular human things.

      Not as hot as Joe though.

      His face is good, but as you said, jhorts. (Joe just showed off those magnificent calves…still the hottest shot of him in a while.)

    • SistaT

      I don’t mind jorts at all.

    • Abbey Rogue

      That belt is rather ineffective.

    • Jaeda Laurez

      He needs to fix what’s happening above the neck. A haircut, and shave and he’s back in business.
      Am I the only person not opposed to the jorts when they’re done like this? These look pretty normal, but not in a “cat daddy wearing those 90′s jorts” kind of way.

    • Bradio311

      Ah calves… that’s all.

    • ashtangajunkie

      HEMSWORTH and I can’t go on. Hummina.

    • Yoshio

      Loathe anything that makes a well set up man look like he has short legs and a long torso. So, yes, I loathe this look.

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      Don’t let my husband see this! We just got rid of the last of these!!!!

    • throwslikeagirl

      OMG, this guy’s gorgeous.

    • jonnyf8

      I wish he’d worn some Daisy Dukes!

    • marlie

      A shave and a haircut, stat. And it amuses me that he’s flashing his Calvin Kleins.

    • Bonnie Blue

      It took me forever after a PR post that referenced The Mitchell’s “jorts” to figure out that meant jean shorts :.

    • WendyD

      Pictures of Liam make me happy because they just make me think of Chris and that makes me REALLY happy.

    • eandh99

      so, why these pics and not Greater Hemsworth and wife in Shanghai for Montblanc? We’d get nicer hair and some tailored navy goodness.

    • Shawn EH

      Really don’t care! So muscles!

    • Paula Pertile

      I’d go furniture shopping with the top half.

    • JynxTheCat

      this is a great casual look hands down

    • unbornfawn

      Its a boy scroll down fug.

    • clevRcat

      I had to look up “jorts”. D’oh!

    • mrspotts66

      i must be 70′s old school, because jorts do not bother me at all.

    • cocohall

      It supposed to be Sausage Friday! And we’ve been given the old bait and switch. It starts out well enough, and then the scroll down hits the rolled cuffs on those shorts and it’s game over. It’s like finding out your greasy pork sausage link has, in fact, been made with tofu and mushrooms and quinoa. I has a sad.

    • Democracy Diva

      Calvin Klein paid him for this underwear ad, right?

    • Mona_Visa

      Coming soon to a theater near you: He Wore Jorts.

      (comedy? horror? porno? cautionary tale?)

    • NWMothra

      Calvin. I’m having a “Back to the Future” flashback. But seriously, pull your pants up.

    • Columbinia

      I’m hoping the look-in-the-camera-and-flash-your-undies thing stops here. Right here.

    • SusannaGA

      And the jorts are falling off of him. And he’s wearing little socklets under his sneaks. Gorgeous guy, but: Yuck.

    • Man Dala

      I love him.

    • AndieJay

      Nothing comes between him and his Calvins.

    • deech_sea

      This time, I care. The low-riding jorts are bugging me. Showing that much underwear is douchey.

    • http://kittysdrawings.com Esz

      hes too furry

    • LibKat

      Boy, you have a waist. That is where pants are supposed to sit. Even pants as heinous as these.

    • Kikishua

      I do love the way the tee shirt is having it’s own movement moments throughout, even though he isn’t my type of guy.

    • http://msavonelljrose.blogspot.com Avonell

      I like jorts sadly and Liam is a bearded cutie

    • pdquick

      Well, Uncles, if you don’t want to do him, I will.

    • lobsterlen

      I wonder if Calvin Klein gave him royalties for pulling up his shirt at the exactly right moment? Yes I am that cynical.

    • Roger A. Sneed

      The only “trade” I see here is “fair trade.” The jorts are “Well, JORTS.”

    • webslice33

      it’s a cute look..altho the long sleeves henley is a lil warm for the weather

    • librarygrrl64

      Pull up your pants.