Jennifer Aniston in Saint Laurent at the “Life of Crime” Premiere

Posted on August 28, 2014

Everyone always tells us that Lena Dunham is trolling the red carpet, a charge we don’t really believe for too many reasons to go into here. The only reason we bring it up is because we think the most skilled trolls are those who can’t even be identified as trolls and the very best red carpet troll of them all is Jennifer Aniston.

That’s Jennifer “Isn’t it so silly that I always have to shoot down pregnancy rumors?” Aniston:

Jennifer-Aniston-Saint-Laurent-Life-Of-Crime-Movie-Premiere-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-LOrenzo-Site-TLO (1)Jennifer Aniston attends the premiere of “Life of Crime” at ArcLight Cinemas in Hollywood, California in a Saint Laurent black blazer and silver sequin mini dress paired with Saint Laurent ‘Jane’ leather chain-detail sandals.

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Jennifer-Aniston-Saint-Laurent-Life-Of-Crime-Movie-Premiere-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-LOrenzo-Site-TLO (6)Saint Laurent ‘Jane’ Leather Chain-Detail Sandal

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She can rightly be called one of the most photographed women in the world. We find it nearly impossible to believe that she didn’t know this dress totally makes her look like she’s in her second trimester.  She’s right that there’s an unbalanced eagerness to define female stars by their marriage and motherhood prospects and she’s correct to point that out, but that doesn’t preclude her from fueling that fire herself, when she wants to.

And we hate it for being so standard, and so like a million other outfits she’s worn over the years. If you’re gonna troll the red carpet, at least give us something to look at, dear.

Also: just throwing this out there. Timing is everything when you’re a master at image craft.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty Images, IMAXTree, saksfifthavenue.com]

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