Guy Pearce and Robert Pattinson at “The Rover” London Photocall

Posted on August 07, 2014

Robbie? You just done got showed up, son.

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Guy-Pearce-Robert-Pattinson-The-Rover-London-Photocall-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (7)Gross. Obviously, there was no pre-event coordinating going on.

But we’re not entirely sure we’re in love with Guy’s “prissy gay” drag, either. Although no self-respecting Prissy Gay with a waist that tiny is going to around with his shirt untucked under a vest. Don’t get us wrong, we appreciate that he’s polished and put together, but it comes off a little precious. Then again, anyone who’s taken a bath in the last 48 hours is gonna look high-falutin’ next to Hobo Jones over there.

Boys, if you’re gonna do this again, have your stylists trade phone numbers.




[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

    • TheBrett

      Pattinson has always looked like he’s coming off of a night of heavy drinking in all of his publicity shots.

      • sienna elm

        He’s never had to try. He just has to show up with the broody eyebrows and the tousled hair and all the young girls lose their minds. He’ll probably continue this look for another five years.

        • Gatto Nero

          Yeah — that look and attitude have a shelf life.

        • TM

          It works for me. I swear I’m not a Twilight–quite the opposite, but I’ve always kinda liked him. I think he’s an underrated interviewer on par with JLaw. Also I think I could fix him. Oh gosh, I think I should stop now.

        • demidaemon

          IOt’s unfortunate, because we know how good he can look cleaned up. This looks a little rude and unprofessional to me.

    • Kiltdntiltd

      I really cannot with either of these “ensembles”. Untucked sticking out from under vests is a personal abomination to me. And R Pat? I don’t get it at all.

      • TwiddlyStun

        I was getting a throwback way back – to tunic over tights – from that untucked shirt and skinny pants. At least that one was good for a chuckle.

        • Kiltdntiltd

          Funny, I just prepped a post for my blog on how fashion sometimes veers toward hilarity. Though I wasn’t talking bout this kind of thing. And yeah, I can totally see what you see here.

    • TAGinMO

      I don’t understand anything I see here.

    • Jessica Freeman

      Taking off the blasted red jacket would have helped. I mean, just a tiny bit, but it would be something.

    • Nikko Viquiera

      This is such a cluster f*ck. And not the good kind.

    • Kitten Mittons

      *febreezes Pattinson*

      • Glam Dixie

        Don’t forget the Lysol.

        • Kathy

          And the Rid.

          • Kent Roby

            And the mace; you never know when he’ll snap from “Messy Drunk” to “Combative Drunk”.

          • demidaemon

            Also perhaps some Tide for the clothing.

      • spirit52


      • StellaZafella

        Oh well, RPat’s poledance pics always look like mug shots.

        • Kitten Mittons

          Second pic from the bottom: you’re dead on.

      • decormaven

        You’ll get a blister on your finger pressing the spray button.

        • Kitten Mittons

          Spell me, dear?

          • decormaven

            Be glad to!

    • Beardslee

      I don’t like the artfulness of Guy’s shirt, but at least he’s clean. And his shoes are great. Robert reminds me of my son’s sweaty high school friends who’d come over to play video games and stink up the house.

      • Kitten Mittons

        We had our nephews over last week (11 and 15). The older one has figured out personal grooming, but the younger one….lawd. It was body odor, foot odor, burps, and an ungodly amount of gas passing. Just every single body part was emitting some kind of smell. His brother even made him put deodorant on while playing video games, but that irritated his skin. That was my excuse to send him off to the shower to “get it off his skin.”

        I went in the bathroom afterward, though, and the soap was dry. Major facepalm.

        I bet Pattinson’s soap is dry.

        • Myra Amler

          I bet he doesn’t have any.

        • Constant Reader

          Thank you for reminding me that although I have nobody to order out to the driveway to shovel snow, I don’t have THAT in my house, either.

          • Kitten Mittons

            I’m on the other end of the spectrum. I have a 2 year old, and I kept looking at him and thinking, “In 10-12 years……no, not my sweet little sugar bear. Nononononono.”

            • Lisalady161

              Sorry dear, but yeseyesyesyes (says the mother of a nearly 16 AND a nearly 20 year old with best friends to match). I own stock in Febreze, Woolite Upholstery freshner and Resolve Carpet cleaner.
              Add to that a husband who’s run a manufacturing plant for nearly 30 years and don’t even ask how much I spend a year on laundry supplies.

            • Kitten Mittons

              Fine, fine. I better go home and sniff his little Johnson & Johnson -smelling head while I still can, I guess.

        • Beardslee

          But here’s the thing; your older nephew is moderately clean, and certainly my son and his friends aren’t stinky any more. And our pal Robert is older than any of them! When will he learn?? When???

          • Kitten Mittons

            Yeah, an 11 year old may not know better yet. Pattinson is nearly 30.

            He looks like he doesn’t even own any laundry detergent. That is to say, he will never learn.

          • Constant Reader

            For some reason, I have a hunch that RPattz’s look is achieved with the liberal use of expensive products. I can see him applying $300 face cream every morning and deciding EXACTLY how long his beard scruff should be for maximum “no fucks given” attitude. That hair looks suspiciously gelled to bedhead perfection. Of course, I remember the 90s, when fancy hair-care companies made products expressly designed to create a greasy look in hair that was tragically clean and not grungy. So I may be jaded.

            Edited for typo.

        • marlie

          Yep, my nephews too (11 and 14). The 14-yo likes girls now, so he’s started to appreciate the benefits of grooming and bathing.

          • Kitten Mittons

            Exaaactly. The older one spent a lot of time texting girls on his phone, so it didn’t surprise me when he pulled out the Axe Body Spray :)

            • marlie

              UGH. G has Axe too. Hopefully the taste will develop later.

            • Kitten Mittons

              Time will tell…

              Side Note: He was talking to his friend on the phone, got off, and proceeded to tell us his friend found this cool app that would let you talk to “any girl in the world. Every girl in the world is on this app and you can just call them whenever.”

              It took me about .02 seconds to say, “Give me your phone. Now.”

            • marlie

              Oh, that’s trouble. My nephew signed up for facebook and instagram without permission, and the only way he was allowed to keep the accounts was if he friended me, which, apparently is the WORST. THING. EVER. Otherwise, his texts and apps are monitored by his parents.

            • Kitten Mittons

              HA! So he chose to get rid of them rather than friend you? Oh the AGONY of being a teen!

            • marlie

              No, he kept them, but he’s mortified to admit to anyone that he’s “friends” with his aunt. And every once in a while when I mention something that he posted (mostly harmless stuff, but once I suggested that he remove a picture that had his home address in it), you’d think that I was trying to singlehandedly ruin his adolescence.

            • Kitten Mittons

              You did, it’s ruined. 4-EVR.

            • conlakappa


              One of my aunts had 4 boys and another had 6 boys. I spent less time with the latter but the former always had those boys taking baths in the summer time. I think they were bathing at least 3 times daily!

            • Kitten Mittons

              I hope your aunts owned stock in Oxyclean and Right Guard.

            • conlakappa

              Ha! They wished.

            • Lisalady161

              Oh, i love it. My youngest just broke up with his girlfriend, and my oldest is way too shy and picky, so I’m good for now. But I did have to make “I’m sorry she dumped you” breakfast on Monday for the oldest’s best friend.

            • Kitten Mittons

              What a wonderful (surrogate) mom you are! But now I kind of have to know what that breakfast consists of, pretty please.

            • Lisalady161

              Scrambled eggs with ham and cheese in them.

            • Kitten Mittons

              Comfort food :)

        • smayper

          YES. Try having 8 teenage boy gamers in your living room. I have to hold my breath while walking through. On the other hand, they don’t drink alcohol or smoke anything, so that’s a plus….

          • Kitten Mittons

            No, I don’t want to try that. Not yet. That scares me.

            But, at least you know where they are, and they like being there. I guess smelly ain’t so bad.
            Eight, though??

          • Lisalady161

            Oy, I usually have only four or five in a weekend. And it takes two days to get the ‘smell of teen spirit’ and feet out of my house!

    • Glam Dixie

      In that last picture you know they are totally saying to each other,
      Dude, you look like sheeeeeeeit, haha.
      Fuck off, bro. You look like a gay hipster, hahahahahaha.

      • demidaemon

        I feel like gay hipster should be redundant, even though I know it isn’t.

    • RussellH88

      Robert Pattinson looks (and probably smells) like a couch in a trailer.

    • crash1212

      Excellent shoes on Guy, though. Seems that it IS Pretty Shoe Thursday!

    • Danielle

      Let’s talk about Guy’s glasses. I’m here for them.

      • Karen Belgrad

        I’ve been here for Guy in glasses since L.A. Confidential.

        Right here. Waiting patiently. Sighing aplenty.

      • Thomas

        I remember commenting on them on that editorial that TLo posted not long ago! He’s one of the few guys (no pun intended) who I think looks even sexier with glasses on than he does with them off. They fit and flatter his face so well! I want to know what brand they are.

        • Snailstsichr

          Webley Parker probably has something similar.

          • Thomas

            Yes, I went there last week when I visited NYC and they do have similar styles. I might buy a pair when I go back to school in a couple weeks since my school is just outside the city. I’ve been taking my sweet precious time with getting new glasses! Haha

    • bby

      Guy looks good but Rpatzz looks like he’s out from a Bar or Pup in London!!!

    • Latin Buddy

      I HATE Rob Pattinson. Talk about making a career for yourself on the same facial expression and zero charm.

      • MoHub

        Pattinson is near the top of my Rational Hate List.

      • Radish

        Maybe he and Kristen Stewart ARE perfect for each other.

      • TM

        Wait, honestly–he definitely has some charm off-screen. I swear. He gives pretty great interviews, just his general disdain for life works for me. He may not be the best actor, but he’s trying! I don’t know what’s wrong with me but I’m rooting for him.

        • Heatherbelle

          I feel the same way even though I’ve never seen a Twilight movie. He was so lovely and disarming when he was interviewed by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show after he split up with Kristen Stewart that I’ve been rooting for him ever since. He just seemed so normal and quite funny!

    • Noah

      To rehash a line from TLo themselves, “So normcore I can smell it from here.”

      Pearce is cute though.

    • Chuck Barthelme

      Seriously, Guy? What’s with the untucked shirt? You already looked casual chic without having to do that. And it looks weird. Though props for doing anything since your co-star there looks like he was mugged on the way over after having slept in an alley the night before.

    • Anna

      Good Lord, Robert just looks disgusting.

    • Anapestic

      So y’all don’t like the way Guy looks here? Fine. MORE FOR ME!

      • kimmeister

        I like the way he looks too. The vest, it has won me over to the extent that I don’t even hate the untucked shirt.

    • jonnyf8

      Pearce’s look is saying closeted high school teacher to me.

      • Shawn EH

        Which is pretty hot!

    • SugarSnap108

      It’s a sad state of affairs when the guy who manages to look showered and non-drunk is the clear fashion winner.

    • Jaeda Laurez

      I have never liked Robert Pattinson, because he looks like he smells like “outside.” This photo does nothing to change my mind. Guy looks adorable from the vest up, but that shirt is weird.

      • Wink

        “Smells like outside.” Perfection.

    • FibonacciSequins

      I’ve accepted that Hobo Jones is Rob’s default unless he puts on a suit. I love the jacket’s color. He should wear it more often.

      If only Guy had tucked in that shirt (what a hem to wear under a vest), he’d look 100% better. I’m digging his oxfords.

      • Gatto Nero

        Love Pierce’s shoes.

      • Daisy Walker

        Yep, that shirt hem is all kinds of wrong.

    • FrigidDiva

      Ugh, Robert Pattinson needs a babysitter that doesn’t let him out of the house unless he’s showered, shaved, and put on a skinny suit for any and all photocalls and red carpet appearances. He can not do casual chic at all, he always ends up looking like someone you’d want to avoid standing near at all costs.

    • Myra Amler

      Goodness, Pearce is so skinny. I could pick him up and throw him like a javelin.

      • Wink

        He and Pattinson are the ideal size for those dreadful skinny suits that look awful on Chris Pratt.

        • Myra Amler

          Yes. I think they both need to eat a sandwich, but in Pattinson’s case, he might prefer Doritos.

      • conlakappa

        He was noted as a young man for having an eating disorder. It’s the first thing I remembered when seeing his photos. If he shoots that skinny, what must he look like live?!

    • Claire

      The thing that really gets my goat with Rob here is that he’s trying so hard to look like he doesn’t give a fuck but he’s wearing a Gucci jacket. Granted, it’s an ugly Gucci jacket, but it still kind of undermines the whole “above it all” affectation.

    • MinAgain

      Guy looks like he’s having fun with his clothes, so that makes him look better in the ensemble than he might otherwise. Robert looks he rolled a bum on the way to the event.

    • Laura Renee

      Guy definitely looks like he’s telling a story about how he found this attractive hobo on the corner and decided to bring him along…

      • demidaemon

        That sounds like “bad trick” to me.

    • LilyVanessi

      I’m looking at these pictures and seeing Guy saying to the photographers, “Yes I can get him to smile”. The third and fourth pictures are him saying “Wait for it, the smile’s coming”. The next two shots are Robert trying to smile (since he’s not used to it) and finally, mastering it in the last picture with a triumphant Guy grinning along and saying, “See, was that so hard?”. Oh, and I love Guy’s shoes.

    • throwslikeagirl

      Robert Pattinson’s the new Robert Mitchum.

      • Wink

        Really? Please elaborate.

        • Leslie Streeter

          The ghost of Robert Mitchum just woke up from a bender and is trying to stand up so he can punch you in the eye.

          • Wink

            Got it!

        • throwslikeagirl

          He’s sexy in a rumpled, I-could-care-less way. He’s kinda douchey, but it rings authentic, not studied.
          He seems permanently stoned.

        • throwslikeagirl

          He’s sexy in a I-could-care-less way. He’s kinda douchey, but it seems authentic, not studied. He seems permanently stoned. He also kinda looks like him.

    • Tee

      Guy looks great. But why is there a scruffy production assistant in the photos?

    • SistaT

      Robert Pattinson is totally a guy who picks up last night’s (week’s) underpants off the floor, sniffs them, shrugs and puts them back on. He makes me throw up in my mouth.

    • Julie Chase

      Hungover chic. GAH.

    • Tricia

      Hahaha “Hobo Jones”. Aside from his untucked shirt which looks weird, Guy Pearce looks great. He’s really gotten more attractive as he’s gotten older. Love those glasses.

    • Kent Roby

      I’m glad that Guy is there to hold Robbie’s hair back while he barfs in the toilet.

    • Meg

      I’m getting so tired of seeing Pattinson’s sad little bit of taco meat that he insists on showing ALL THE TIME. Button that shit up you nasty little man.

    • International Model

      I have a rule that I’d like enforced where if two men are wearing the same item of clothing, they have to do the “Sisters” number from “White Christmas”.

      • Kent Roby

        I love the fact that Rosemary Clooney sang both parts.

        • International Model

          Excellent trivia!

      • formerlyAnon


    • Shalhevet

      One word: Unkempt.

      It’s the first and only word that comes to mind with Pattinson. The eyebrows and thorny almost-beard don’t help. Get back in your mid-century suit and haircut, Rob. Or at least straighten out this undershirt/shirt mess.

    • LalaLand

      Here for the comments.

    • quiltrx

      I guess I have a blind spot when it comes to Guy. The only thing I see wrong is that shirt-tail. If I mentally (or fingerly) edit that out, he’s still Sex on a Stick to me.
      R Patz takes more editing. If I stop at his eyebrows, I can see that his hair looks awesome, and not have to deal with the rest.

    • Imasewsure

      Hobo Jones…. perfect

    • CeeQ

      Wow. Cedric sure is taking that loss (and his subsequent death as a result…..) of the Goblet of Fire to Harry very badly.

      The untucked vest made my OCD go batshit.

    • mmebam

      Whatever. I’m here for everything I see on Guy Pearce. Robert Pattinson will charge you $50 to write your stupid English 101 essay on symbolism in the Grapes of Wrath.

    • Aurumgirl

      Just leave the running shoes at home. That’s all I ask.

    • Daisy Walker

      Always a good day when I see “high-falutin'” in a post. Thanks, Uncles!

    • MilaXX

      Even though I think Guy needs to lose the vest or tuck the shirt in, he still looks better than Rob by leaps and bounds.

      • Loola234

        That is no shirt – it’s a slash! A shirt / jacket – if you ignore the collar, it almost looks like he’s wearing a vest OVER a suit coat…

        A shirt needs to have a shirttail hem to be left untucked, especially under another layer…right? RIGHT?

    • fromanotherplanet

      Guy ages so beautifully. His get-up is fug tho. No comment on the other one.

    • Shawn EH

      I don’t think Guy takes direction very well, especially from a stylist; Rob is still skating by on youth.

    • marlie

      RPatz looks like he rolled in after a 3-day bender. I like Guy’s look, but I do wish his shirt was tucked in.

    • marlie

      It’s also amusing to look at how differently they’ve interpreted the exact same base clothes. Their shirts and pants are virtually the same, and they went into two wildly different directions with them.

    • Kate4queen

      Awful, both of you. Go home.

    • siriuslover

      Hobo Jones, hahahahaha! I can smell him from here. I realize R Pat’s view is that he doesn’t care what other people think about him, but can’t he clean himself up just for self respect’s sake?

    • NurseEllen

      “Hobo Jones” = snort! He looks like a thug, all the time, in every photo I’ve ever seen. How does he have a career?

    • Bill Curtis

      In my best Joanna Gleason “Into the Woods” voice to Guy Pearce: I need your shoes!

    • kirsten Walther

      Certain men should NEVER have scruff. Pattinson and Daniel Radcliff are first and foremost on that list.

    • KT

      None of this is good

    • stubbornthoughts

      By the looks of it, Rob is just glad he made it there in the nick of time. Pretty sure he just woke up 5 minutes prior to this event and put on all the clothes he drunkenly tore off earlier that morning.


      Hobo Jones. Hehehe!

    • demidaemon

      Somebody forgot he had somewhere to be at the last minute.

    • drdirection

      “Hobo Jones”. Snort

    • mrspotts66

      i like robert pattinson. i do.
      i do not like his suede Members Only jacket.

      guy pearce looks goooood.
      liking the shoes.
      and the untucked-under-a-vest thing he’s got going on.

    • formerlyAnon

      Love that jacket Pattinson’s got on. Gorgeous color with the blue shirt. And it looks like a lovely tactile suede. (Suede. August. I’m going with “It’s London, it gets chilly at night” whether that’s true or not.)

      Pearce’s outfit only works for me because of his shoes. Without them he’d be a more buttoned up version of not-right than Pattinson. But those shoes lift things up so the tie/vest/untucked shirt look intentional, not too faux-random.

    • e jerry powell

      Something about Pearce here is making me vaguely uncomfortable, and I can’t put my finger on why.

    • Frank Lithium

      Who can anyone even contemplate wearing an untucked shirt under a vest?