Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Shailene Woodley in Peter Pilotto at the 2014 Teen Choice Awards

Posted on August 11, 2014

Oh, come ON.

Shailene-Woodley-Peter-Pilotto-2014-Teen-Choice-Awards-Red-Carpet-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Shailene Woodley attends the 2014 Teen Choice Awards held at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, California in a Peter Pilotto dress paired with Kurt Geiger pumps.

Shailene-Woodley-Peter-Pilotto-2014-Teen-Choice-Awards-Red-Carpet-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Peter Pilotto Fall 2014 Collection

Shailene-Woodley-Peter-Pilotto-2014-Teen-Choice-Awards-Red-Carpet-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)

Shailene-Woodley-Peter-Pilotto-2014-Teen-Choice-Awards-Red-Carpet-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (4)

Shailene-Woodley-Peter-Pilotto-2014-Teen-Choice-Awards-Red-Carpet-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO-(4B)Kurt Geiger London ‘Britton’ Pump

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We don’t care how popular Peter Pilotto is with the red carpet crowd at the moment, this is Shailene Woodley, who eats dirt and extols the virtues of sun-baking her vagina. This kind of severe, geometric, Fashion-with-a-capital-F look should be saved for the Mia Wasikowska’s of the world. Box this up and send it off to her, Shailene. Let’s wash that shit out of your hair and get you in a hemp caftan or something.

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Jennifer Graylock/INFphoto.com, IMAXTRee]

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