Friday Leftovers

Posted on August 29, 2014

All right, ya big lame-os, line up. None of y’all made the T Lo grade for the week, but our incessant need to have the last word on everything compels us to assess you.

Zoe Saldana in PreenFriday-Red-Carpet-Rundown-8-29-2014-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Zoe Saldana attends the premiere of “Cantinflas” in Hollywood, California in Preen.

 

Actually, this is cute and we have no problem with, but she’s crazy for wearing those strappy heels while she’s pregnant.

 

 

Cate Deeley in Burberry
Friday-Red-Carpet-Rundown-8-29-2014-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Cat Deeley attends the 2014 Emmy Awards Performers Nominee Reception in West Hollywood, California in Burberry.

 

Also very acceptable. She would probably slap us for saying this, but she’d do so much better if she kept things much simpler in her style. This is elegant and chic. It’s probably the best thing we’ve seen her wear in a while. Perfect amount of jewelry.

 

 

Felicity Jones in Miu Miu
Friday-Red-Carpet-Rundown-8-29-2014-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)Felicity Jones attends the “Miu Miu Women’s Tales #7 – #8” premiere during the 2014 Venice Film Festival in Venice, Italy in Miu Miu.

 

Is this an Italian film festival or an Italian funeral?

 

 

Jennifer Morrison in Jasper Conran
Friday-Red-Carpet-Rundown-8-29-2014-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (4)Jennifer Morrison attends 2014 Entertainment Weekly’s Pre Emmy Party in West Hollywood, California in Jasper Conran.

 

It doesn’t get any more standard than this, but she deserves a pat on the head whenever she gets it right (because it’s such a rarity).

Those shoes offend the Christ Child.

 

 

Katharine McPhee in Naeem Khan
Friday-Red-Carpet-Rundown-8-29-2014-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (5)Katharine McPhee attends 2014 Entertainment Weekly Pre-Emmy Party in West Hollywood, California in Naeem Khan.

 

If Lupita was wearing this, we’d think it was gorgeous. On her? Sickly twee.

A pop-of-color shoe would’ve helped.

Actually, you know who this would look great on? Mindy Kaling.

 

 

Kylie Minogue
Friday-Red-Carpet-Rundown-8-29-2014-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (6)Kylie Minogue attends photocall to launch Glaceau Smartwater in London.

 

There’s something kind of coo-coo-ca-choo fabulous about it.

 

 

Laura Prepon
Friday-Red-Carpet-Rundown-8-29-2014-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (7)Laura Prepon attends 2014 Variety and Women in Film Emmy Nominee Celebration in West Hollywood, California.

 

That weird temp in accounting who never signs birthday cards.

 

 

Taraji P. Henson
Friday-Red-Carpet-Rundown-8-29-2014-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (8)Taraji P.Henson attends special screening for “No Good Deed” in Los Angeles, California.

Taraji, honey, just because you can wear a crop top on the red carpet doesn’t’ mean you should. The shapes are totally wrong here.

And speaking of weird shapes…

 

 

Taryn Manning in Cristiano Bruni
Friday-Red-Carpet-Rundown-8-29-2014-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (9)Taryn Manning attends 2014 Entertainment Weekly’s Pre Emmy Party in West Hollywood, California in Cristiano Bruni.

 

MOTHER MARY COME TO ME, what is THAT?

WHAT IS THAT?!?!?

 

Orlando Bloom in Burberry Prorsum
Friday-Red-Carpet-Rundown-8-29-2014-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (10)Orlando Bloom attends press conference for the Japan premiere of “Zulu” in Tokyo, Japan in Burberry Prorsum.

 

Too many blues for us, but we really dig that jacket and shirt together.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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