Chloë Sevigny in SoHo, New York City

Posted on August 22, 2014

Yay! Chloe has a new alter!

Darlings, meet Cissy:

Chloe-Sevigny-SHNYC-GOTS-AWOF-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Chloë Sevigny seen out in SoHo, NYC.

Chloe-Sevigny-SHNYC-GOTS-AWOF-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)

Chloe-Sevigny-SHNYC-GOTS-AWOF-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)

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Cissy hit her head in 1986. Really, really hard.

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: TS/PacificCoastNews]

    • lucasuk82

      I like that she dresses to be dressed, not to get a free bag or be papped. That said, this is ugly.

    • kirkyo

      I snorted. Thank you.

    • GeoDiva

      I laughed out loud here in my office!

    • Frank_821

      short but too funny

    • Imasewsure

      I don’t understand your shirt Cis… but then again I am fairly lucid

    • J D

      Normcore reigns!

    • Chameleon

      No! No Chloe! The sleeves…just no.

      • kimmeister

        That’s the hem of a shirt, masquerading as a sleeve. What on earth?

        • Chameleon

          It’s just not right!

    • Angela

      Cissy’s head injury does not stop her from enjoying gourmet balsamic vinegars.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Cissy will be participating in the balsamic vinegar cleanse popularized by Gwynnie.

        • Shawn EH

          Now is the time to strike, Cissy, while Chris Martin is vulnerable!

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            Wouldn’t that be a great headline for a tabloid? Cissy snatches Chris while Gwynnie cleanses!

    • random_poster

      Perhaps, but those shorts are definitely not 1986. She’d be in high-waisted bermuda shorts.

      • alyce1213

        You said “high-waisted Bermuda shorts” and I cringed and whimpered a little. My favorite were white linen, lined.

    • Kitten Mittons

      Oh Chloe, continue to change every time we see you. That is to say, never change.

      • Trent

        Heh…and speaking of never changing, how is it that Chloë will be 40 in November yet still looks like a petulant high-schooler?

        • Kitten Mittons

          She has mastered the pursed lips, to be sure.

        • Sam Smith

          Her skin really is fabulous.

    • Roz

      Hmmm. Looks like those pockets hanging out from Cissy’s raggy cut-offs have been IRONED to ensure their hyper-causal visibility. Omg. It’s like she’s a posturing celebrity or something!

    • lojoso

      Attention KMart Shoppers…

    • Glam Dixie

      Cissy appears to have been sucking lemons or to be in a very bad mood.

      • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

        since the unfortunate incident, she no longer has moods. she can’t find them.

    • jilly_d

      That has got to be one of the ugliest shirts I have *ever* seen.

    • PinkyK

      Those are some janky sleeves! Yikes!

    • Alison

      Terminal polterwang.

    • @Biting Panda

      I feel like her new alter is Kaley Cuoco.

      • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

        Kaley Cuckoo.

    • FibonacciSequins

      I think this alter is named Baby.

      • AnguaVonUberwald

        “I carried a watermelon.”

    • MilaXX

      Even with the jorts this is surprisingly normal.

    • Qitkat

      Love the bitchy Death Ray Stare.

    • JR Labrador

      Cissy suffers from a rare syndorme, where she has an uncontrollable compulsion to cut off all her pants and sleeves. She gets really cold in the winter.

    • evave2

      This kind of reminds me of the Joe Manganiello shot earlier: a real person who is also a celebrity out doing real things. He didn’t look “good” he looked like a real guy who is enormously handsome out and about. REALLY coming out of the gym (those calves, thank you for posting THIS so I could think about THAT).

      She looks as un-good as he did (it’s just HE looks “really good” if you know my meaning here — god bless him). I don’t blame her for not looking “good” I appreciate her having the guts to go out in public looking this poorly.

      I wouldn’t have the courage to walk out my door knowing people were going to take my picture while I was dressed like this.

      • Qitkat

        Sometimes a girl just has to show off her great legs.

    • Man Dala

      Those jean pockets protruding under her shorty-shorts… NO. There’s a line in “Girls” where Hannah tells Marnie that “one can go through life wearing shorty shorts and offend almost nobody”. Hannah, you were right: ALMOST.

    • Karen Belgrad

      But the leather backpack is so 1994-grunge :)

    • Columbinia

      Chloe Sevigny is the walking, talking antithesis of Taylor Swift. And l love her a little bit just for that.

    • fiddlecub

      This is what Chloe has been up to this summer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpQ-Jq-xJ1g

      • alyce1213

        Oh that is brilliant. He really gets it.

    • gitchygitchymama

      i don’t know after the parade of contrived whactresses in their over-done summer casual drag – this seems is kind of fun and refreshing. Besides her gams are spot on.
      A fun back-pack done in a cool ethnic-y woven fab would be nicer then the predictable 3 lbs of lambskin…..sigh.

    • marlie

      Hahahaha, that commentary is hilarious!

    • elemspbee

      she needs one giant bag. Or one almost huge bag and a little bag. She’s got three here, and having to carry them all is fucking up the lines in her clothing. Lol

    • frannyprof

      White high tops–never again.

    • Diane Iafrate

      What kills me is that she probably spent a few hundred dollars on this outfit.

    • Judy_J

      Cissy….bless your heart.

    • Hellene Jakinovich

      Oh, good lord, those shoes. Like bright white Capezios

    • Sarah

      Does Cissy have a penis? Because it sure looks like she does in those shorts.

      • demidaemon

        Cissy hit her head really, really, REALLY hard. ;)

    • MoHub

      The Always shirt—now with wings!

    • Sherilyne Cox

      Why bother buttoning up that collar? What’s Chloe hiding in there?

    • Mr. J.

      “I’m hostile and don’t give a shit!” It is a very, very attractive attitude.

    • yllas

      Thought for a second, that’s Brittney Spears! Lordy, her trailer park fashion influence is a real classic, isn’t it??? Pockets hanging below booty shorts cutoffs? Check! Sloppy topknot? Check! Buttoned up cotton blouse….oh, wait, no! Gotta have big floppy udders swinging too and fro as demonstrated for years by heifer….Well, nice to see if I ever make it to NYC to check out Soho, I will NOT have to wear the legally mandated all-black ensemble, but can show up looking as hideous as Ms. Sevigny :-D

    • Shawn EH

      At least she stays fit!

    • KinoEye

      My verbatim reaction to the thumbnail: “Eeeeeee! A new Chloe alter!” I find myself supremely jealous of Sissy’s inner thigh muscles.

    • BLauDGaspode

      I always love a new Sev alter!

    • Michelle Lim

      Did she forget to look at herself before heading out the door??

    • bluespark25

      Playing with norm core. Bored core.

    • bringbackbeatles

      Always love a new alter! Have to say she has a great body that I’m totally jealous of. The thing I love most about her though is that she is who is and she doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks about it.

    • crashtestbonnie

      Do you guys have a spreadsheet for Chloe’s alters? Because at this point, I think we need one to keep track.

    • R.A.

      She has the same head injury as Liz Lemon’s younger brother did on 30 Rock!!

    • MissusBee

      I applaud her ability to carry a bag that costs less than my paycheck, with things actually in it. But then 1986 was a more innocent time.