Home » Celebrity » Chloë Sevigny in SoHo, New York City
Posted on August 22, 2014
Yay! Chloe has a new alter!
Darlings, meet Cissy:
Chloë Sevigny seen out in SoHo, NYC.
Cissy hit her head in 1986. Really, really hard.
[Photo Credit: TS/PacificCoastNews]
I like that she dresses to be dressed, not to get a free bag or be papped. That said, this is ugly.
I snorted. Thank you.
I laughed out loud here in my office!
short but too funny
I don’t understand your shirt Cis… but then again I am fairly lucid
No! No Chloe! The sleeves…just no.
That’s the hem of a shirt, masquerading as a sleeve. What on earth?
It’s just not right!
Cissy’s head injury does not stop her from enjoying gourmet balsamic vinegars.
Cissy will be participating in the balsamic vinegar cleanse popularized by Gwynnie.
Now is the time to strike, Cissy, while Chris Martin is vulnerable!
Wouldn’t that be a great headline for a tabloid? Cissy snatches Chris while Gwynnie cleanses!
Perhaps, but those shorts are definitely not 1986. She’d be in high-waisted bermuda shorts.
You said “high-waisted Bermuda shorts” and I cringed and whimpered a little. My favorite were white linen, lined.
Oh Chloe, continue to change every time we see you. That is to say, never change.
Heh…and speaking of never changing, how is it that Chloë will be 40 in November yet still looks like a petulant high-schooler?
She has mastered the pursed lips, to be sure.
Her skin really is fabulous.
Hmmm. Looks like those pockets hanging out from Cissy’s raggy cut-offs have been IRONED to ensure their hyper-causal visibility. Omg. It’s like she’s a posturing celebrity or something!
Attention KMart Shoppers…
Cissy appears to have been sucking lemons or to be in a very bad mood.
since the unfortunate incident, she no longer has moods. she can’t find them.
That has got to be one of the ugliest shirts I have *ever* seen.
Those are some janky sleeves! Yikes!
I feel like her new alter is Kaley Cuoco.
I think this alter is named Baby.
“I carried a watermelon.”
Even with the jorts this is surprisingly normal.
Love the bitchy Death Ray Stare.
Cissy suffers from a rare syndorme, where she has an uncontrollable compulsion to cut off all her pants and sleeves. She gets really cold in the winter.
This kind of reminds me of the Joe Manganiello shot earlier: a real person who is also a celebrity out doing real things. He didn’t look “good” he looked like a real guy who is enormously handsome out and about. REALLY coming out of the gym (those calves, thank you for posting THIS so I could think about THAT).
She looks as un-good as he did (it’s just HE looks “really good” if you know my meaning here — god bless him). I don’t blame her for not looking “good” I appreciate her having the guts to go out in public looking this poorly.
I wouldn’t have the courage to walk out my door knowing people were going to take my picture while I was dressed like this.
Sometimes a girl just has to show off her great legs.
Those jean pockets protruding under her shorty-shorts… NO. There’s a line in “Girls” where Hannah tells Marnie that “one can go through life wearing shorty shorts and offend almost nobody”. Hannah, you were right: ALMOST.
But the leather backpack is so 1994-grunge
Chloe Sevigny is the walking, talking antithesis of Taylor Swift. And l love her a little bit just for that.
This is what Chloe has been up to this summer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpQ-Jq-xJ1g
Oh that is brilliant. He really gets it.
i don’t know after the parade of contrived whactresses in their over-done summer casual drag – this seems is kind of fun and refreshing. Besides her gams are spot on.
A fun back-pack done in a cool ethnic-y woven fab would be nicer then the predictable 3 lbs of lambskin…..sigh.
Hahahaha, that commentary is hilarious!
she needs one giant bag. Or one almost huge bag and a little bag. She’s got three here, and having to carry them all is fucking up the lines in her clothing. Lol
White high tops–never again.
What kills me is that she probably spent a few hundred dollars on this outfit.
Cissy….bless your heart.
Oh, good lord, those shoes. Like bright white Capezios
Does Cissy have a penis? Because it sure looks like she does in those shorts.
Cissy hit her head really, really, REALLY hard.
The Always shirt—now with wings!
Why bother buttoning up that collar? What’s Chloe hiding in there?
“I’m hostile and don’t give a shit!” It is a very, very attractive attitude.
Thought for a second, that’s Brittney Spears! Lordy, her trailer park fashion influence is a real classic, isn’t it??? Pockets hanging below booty shorts cutoffs? Check! Sloppy topknot? Check! Buttoned up cotton blouse….oh, wait, no! Gotta have big floppy udders swinging too and fro as demonstrated for years by heifer….Well, nice to see if I ever make it to NYC to check out Soho, I will NOT have to wear the legally mandated all-black ensemble, but can show up looking as hideous as Ms. Sevigny
At least she stays fit!
My verbatim reaction to the thumbnail: “Eeeeeee! A new Chloe alter!” I find myself supremely jealous of Sissy’s inner thigh muscles.
I always love a new Sev alter!
Did she forget to look at herself before heading out the door??
Playing with norm core. Bored core.
Always love a new alter! Have to say she has a great body that I’m totally jealous of. The thing I love most about her though is that she is who is and she doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks about it.
Do you guys have a spreadsheet for Chloe’s alters? Because at this point, I think we need one to keep track.
She has the same head injury as Liz Lemon’s younger brother did on 30 Rock!!
I applaud her ability to carry a bag that costs less than my paycheck, with things actually in it. But then 1986 was a more innocent time.