Chloë Sevigny in SoHo, New York City

Posted on August 22, 2014

Yay! Chloe has a new alter!

Darlings, meet Cissy:

Chloe-Sevigny-SHNYC-GOTS-AWOF-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Chloë Sevigny seen out in SoHo, NYC.

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Chloe-Sevigny-SHNYC-GOTS-AWOF-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)

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Cissy hit her head in 1986. Really, really hard.





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  • lucasuk82

    I like that she dresses to be dressed, not to get a free bag or be papped. That said, this is ugly.

  • kirkyo

    I snorted. Thank you.

  • GeoDiva

    I laughed out loud here in my office!

  • Frank_821

    short but too funny

  • Imasewsure

    I don’t understand your shirt Cis… but then again I am fairly lucid

  • J D

    Normcore reigns!

  • Chameleon

    No! No Chloe! The sleeves…just no.

    • kimmeister

      That’s the hem of a shirt, masquerading as a sleeve. What on earth?

      • Chameleon

        It’s just not right!

  • Angela

    Cissy’s head injury does not stop her from enjoying gourmet balsamic vinegars.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Cissy will be participating in the balsamic vinegar cleanse popularized by Gwynnie.

      • Shawn EH

        Now is the time to strike, Cissy, while Chris Martin is vulnerable!

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          Wouldn’t that be a great headline for a tabloid? Cissy snatches Chris while Gwynnie cleanses!

  • random_poster

    Perhaps, but those shorts are definitely not 1986. She’d be in high-waisted bermuda shorts.

    • alyce1213

      You said “high-waisted Bermuda shorts” and I cringed and whimpered a little. My favorite were white linen, lined.

  • Kitten Mittons

    Oh Chloe, continue to change every time we see you. That is to say, never change.

    • Trent

      Heh…and speaking of never changing, how is it that Chloë will be 40 in November yet still looks like a petulant high-schooler?

      • Kitten Mittons

        She has mastered the pursed lips, to be sure.

      • Sam Smith

        Her skin really is fabulous.

  • Roz

    Hmmm. Looks like those pockets hanging out from Cissy’s raggy cut-offs have been IRONED to ensure their hyper-causal visibility. Omg. It’s like she’s a posturing celebrity or something!

  • lojoso

    Attention KMart Shoppers…

  • Glam Dixie

    Cissy appears to have been sucking lemons or to be in a very bad mood.

    • sleah_in_norcal

      since the unfortunate incident, she no longer has moods. she can’t find them.

  • jilly_d

    That has got to be one of the ugliest shirts I have *ever* seen.

  • PinkyK

    Those are some janky sleeves! Yikes!

  • Alison

    Terminal polterwang.

  • @Biting Panda

    I feel like her new alter is Kaley Cuoco.

    • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

      Kaley Cuckoo.

  • FibonacciSequins

    I think this alter is named Baby.

    • AnguaVonUberwald

      “I carried a watermelon.”

  • MilaXX

    Even with the jorts this is surprisingly normal.

  • Qitkat

    Love the bitchy Death Ray Stare.

  • JR Labrador

    Cissy suffers from a rare syndorme, where she has an uncontrollable compulsion to cut off all her pants and sleeves. She gets really cold in the winter.

  • evave2

    This kind of reminds me of the Joe Manganiello shot earlier: a real person who is also a celebrity out doing real things. He didn’t look “good” he looked like a real guy who is enormously handsome out and about. REALLY coming out of the gym (those calves, thank you for posting THIS so I could think about THAT).

    She looks as un-good as he did (it’s just HE looks “really good” if you know my meaning here — god bless him). I don’t blame her for not looking “good” I appreciate her having the guts to go out in public looking this poorly.

    I wouldn’t have the courage to walk out my door knowing people were going to take my picture while I was dressed like this.

    • Qitkat

      Sometimes a girl just has to show off her great legs.

  • Man Dala

    Those jean pockets protruding under her shorty-shorts… NO. There’s a line in “Girls” where Hannah tells Marnie that “one can go through life wearing shorty shorts and offend almost nobody”. Hannah, you were right: ALMOST.

  • Karen Belgrad

    But the leather backpack is so 1994-grunge :)

  • Columbinia

    Chloe Sevigny is the walking, talking antithesis of Taylor Swift. And l love her a little bit just for that.

  • fiddlecub

    This is what Chloe has been up to this summer.

    • alyce1213

      Oh that is brilliant. He really gets it.

  • gitchygitchymama

    i don’t know after the parade of contrived whactresses in their over-done summer casual drag – this seems is kind of fun and refreshing. Besides her gams are spot on.
    A fun back-pack done in a cool ethnic-y woven fab would be nicer then the predictable 3 lbs of lambskin…..sigh.

  • marlie

    Hahahaha, that commentary is hilarious!

  • elemspbee

    she needs one giant bag. Or one almost huge bag and a little bag. She’s got three here, and having to carry them all is fucking up the lines in her clothing. Lol

  • frannyprof

    White high tops–never again.

  • Diane Iafrate

    What kills me is that she probably spent a few hundred dollars on this outfit.

  • Judy_J

    Cissy….bless your heart.

  • Hellene Jakinovich

    Oh, good lord, those shoes. Like bright white Capezios

  • Sarah

    Does Cissy have a penis? Because it sure looks like she does in those shorts.

    • demidaemon

      Cissy hit her head really, really, REALLY hard. 😉

  • MoHub

    The Always shirt—now with wings!

  • Sherilyne Cox

    Why bother buttoning up that collar? What’s Chloe hiding in there?

  • Mr. J.

    “I’m hostile and don’t give a shit!” It is a very, very attractive attitude.

  • yllas

    Thought for a second, that’s Brittney Spears! Lordy, her trailer park fashion influence is a real classic, isn’t it??? Pockets hanging below booty shorts cutoffs? Check! Sloppy topknot? Check! Buttoned up cotton blouse….oh, wait, no! Gotta have big floppy udders swinging too and fro as demonstrated for years by heifer….Well, nice to see if I ever make it to NYC to check out Soho, I will NOT have to wear the legally mandated all-black ensemble, but can show up looking as hideous as Ms. Sevigny 😀

  • Shawn EH

    At least she stays fit!

  • KinoEye

    My verbatim reaction to the thumbnail: “Eeeeeee! A new Chloe alter!” I find myself supremely jealous of Sissy’s inner thigh muscles.

  • BLauDGaspode

    I always love a new Sev alter!

  • Michelle Lim

    Did she forget to look at herself before heading out the door??

  • bluespark25

    Playing with norm core. Bored core.

  • bringbackbeatles

    Always love a new alter! Have to say she has a great body that I’m totally jealous of. The thing I love most about her though is that she is who is and she doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks about it.

  • crashtestbonnie

    Do you guys have a spreadsheet for Chloe’s alters? Because at this point, I think we need one to keep track.

  • R.A.

    She has the same head injury as Liz Lemon’s younger brother did on 30 Rock!!

  • MissusBee

    I applaud her ability to carry a bag that costs less than my paycheck, with things actually in it. But then 1986 was a more innocent time.