Darlings, let’s all judge the mostly B- to D-Listers who made it out to the Shmemmys red carpet. We’re not going to determine for you which stars belong on which lettered list. You’d likely never agree with us anyway. Instead, let it be a little, bitchy game for you to play as you scroll down.
That’s the most literal Frankendress we’ve ever seen. It’s like it was stitched together from the undead corpses of a dozen ’80s prom and bridesmaid dresses.
Enh. It’s a little too full and bronzey. Give her a torch and a crown and she’s got herself a semi-decent Statue of Liberty costume.
It’s all right. The color looks great on her and we like the shoulder detail, which keeps the dress from being too boring.
Simple, classic elegance from our very own Bert Keeter.
Also well done, although the footwear’s highly questionable.
These two are clASSy with a capital ASS.
LOVE this. It’s so radically unexpected for her to show up looking like Miranda Priestley.
And see? Did we not say it’s time for the pendant to come back. (Hint: we did.)
It’s pretty and it gets the job done without being too attention-seeking or tacky. She looks good. She might want to turn it up a bit when she knows she’s going to share that red carpet with tacky-ass attention-seekers like Jenny McCarthy, though.
[Photo Credit: INFphoto.com, PacificCoastNews, Juan Rico/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, Getty Images]
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