Darlings, this is the week America celebrates its independence from the tyranny of those filthy English dogs. And ironically, because American celebs tend to check out of the scene right around now, this is the week we always find ourselves featuring an array of British celebrities. Because they don’t care about freedom.
Let’s do our part as good Americans and judge them. And then throw them in Boston Harbor.
We’re Bad Americans.
Well, it’s a Vivienne Westwood party. Someone was bound to show up like a post-dinner table-cloth.
Absolutely not. Good Americans would never stand for this.
Are those shorts? Because no. This is not what our forefathers fought and died for.
This is cute, but she seems to have time-traveled here from March or so.
It’s sharp, but he looks like he just got out of a pool. A pool of ENGLISH OPPRESSION, no doubt.
This feels appropriate. Vivienne Westwood, after all. If it was 1988, this would be the girl at the party you hit up for the good coke.
Just got off work.
We find this all irredeemably twee, which is something that all good Americans are sworn not to support. It’s in the Constitutional Declaration of Allegiance. On the other hand: kitten.
Behold, your true mother.
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