Virgin Atlantic’s Vivienne Westwood Uniform Launch Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on July 02, 2014

Darlings, this is the week America celebrates its independence from the tyranny of those filthy English dogs. And ironically, because American celebs tend to check out of the scene right around now, this is the week we always find ourselves featuring an array of British celebrities. Because they don’t care about freedom.

Let’s do our part as good Americans and judge them. And then throw them in Boston Harbor.

 

Matt Smith
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Perfect.

sigh

We’re Bad Americans.

 

 

Jessica Brown Findlay in Vivienne Westwood
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Well, it’s a Vivienne Westwood party. Someone was bound to show up like a post-dinner table-cloth.

 

 

Douglas Booth in Vivienne Westwood Fall 2014
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 Absolutely not. Good Americans would never stand for this.

 

 

Hayley Atwell
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Are those shorts?  Because no. This is not what our forefathers fought and died for.

 

 

Lily James in Mulberry
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This is cute, but she seems to have time-traveled here from March or so.

 

 

Luke Evans in Vivienne Westwood Fall 2014
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It’s sharp, but he looks like he just got out of a pool. A pool of ENGLISH OPPRESSION, no doubt.

 

 

Dan Stevens in Vivienne Westwood Fall 2014
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WHUT

 

 

 

Eliza Doolittle
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This feels appropriate. Vivienne Westwood, after all. If it was 1988, this would be the girl at the party you hit up for the good coke.

 

 

Dominic Cooper
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Just got off work.

 

 

Jamie Campbell Bower in Vivienne Westwood Fall 2014
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 We find this all irredeemably twee, which is something that all good Americans are sworn not to support. It’s in the Constitutional Declaration of Allegiance.  On the other hand: kitten.

 

 

Debbie Harry in Vivienne Westwood
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Behold, your true mother.

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Virgin Atlantic]

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