Taylor Swift’s Empty Bags Tour

Posted on July 23, 2014

Here’s the problem with Tay’s sidewalk promenade: there’s no wit to it. With someone like Reese Witherspoon and her Parking Lot Tour, you get the impression that she’s completely aware of the image she’s putting forth and how other people see her. She’s as “in on the joke” as someone like Reese Witherspoon gets when the joke is about her. Alternately, with someone like Gwen Stefani, the constant posing and modeling is presented in a refreshingly straight-up manner. “Here I am. Make sure you get a shot of the shoes.”

But Tay? She’s so … what’s the word?

 

Taylor-Swift-GOTS-NYC-TSS-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Taylor Swift seen leaving the gym in New York City in an Equipment Ian Archive Prism tunic paired with Rag & Bone booties and a Dolce&Gabbana shoulder bag.

Taylor-Swift-GOTS-NYC-TSS-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Equipment Ian Archive Prism Tunic | Rag & Bone Classic Newbury Booties | Dolce&Gabbana ‘Agagta’ Shoulder Bag

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Inauthentic.

From the obviously empty bag to the silly attempts to appear “candid,” it all smacks of amateur.

 

 

Taylor-Swift-GOTS-NYC-TSS-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (4)Taylor Swift spotted leaving the gym in New York City in an Alice + Olivia top paired with an Alice + Olivia skirt, Jimmy Choo sandals, and a Tod’s tote.

Taylor-Swift-GOTS-NYC-TSS-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (5)Alice + Olivia Vance Boatneck Boxy Raglan Top | Alice + Olivia Blase Flare Skirt | Jimmy Choo ‘Linda’ Suede Platform Sandals | Tod’s Sella Tote

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What could possibly be so fascinating happening off to her left? It’s the whole “Lalala… just out walking with my empty bag…don’t see any cameras at all…” thing she does. Just turn, smile, show off the label and be done with it, girl.

 

 

Taylor-Swift-GOTS-NYC-TSS-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (7)Taylor Swift seen leaving the gym in New York City in a sleeveless dress paired with Christian Louboutin pumps and a Tod’s tote.

Taylor-Swift-GOTS-NYC-TSS-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (8)Lulu Frost Plaza Letter S Necklace | Tod’s Sella Tote| Christian Louboutin Lady Peep Pumps

Taylor-Swift-GOTS-NYC-TSS-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (9)We suppose that’s a little better, but you have to lose the “Oh! I didn’t expect to be photographed!” expression.

As for the outfits, they’re all pretty cute.

 

 

 

 
[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews, revolveclothing.com, farfetch.com, shopbop.com, neimanmarcus.com, mytheresa.com, lulufrost.com]

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