Megan Fox in Zuhair Murad at the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” Mexico City Premiere

Posted on July 30, 2014

Due to our raging homosexuality, we find her dull as dishwater.

Megan-Fox-Zuhair-Murad-Mexico-City-Teen-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-Movie-Premiere-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Megan Fox attends the premiere of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” at Cinepolis Acoxpa in Mexico City, Mexico in a Zuhair Murad dress paired with Jimmy Choo sandals.

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Maybe that’s a little dismissive, but her brand of sexy doll-face seems pretty obviously geared toward the lady-oriented (but really: straight dudes, because we don’t know one lesbian who goes for this kind of super-plastic look) in the audience and that’s not us. That’s a little unfair to her, because the gal does put the effort in on the style front. And while she would be expected to do no more than wear something tight and revealing every chance she gets, she tries to shoot for “chic” and “interesting” as much as she can. Credit where it’s due, and all.

Maybe this isn’t the most interesting look in the world but she could’ve gotten away with any old tight, short and plunging thing. We appreciate that she chose something with a little drama to it. Even better, it suits her AND it suits the kind of poledance she’s on. There’s a bit in our book about starlets poledancing for sci-fi films and how they can be expected to stick to shiny, futuristic dresses in order to maximize their appeal, so on that front, we’re very pleased. Besides, if Megan Fox isn’t the walking embodiment of “Everyone Wants to Be Me or Do Me,” then we don’t know who is.

We find ourselves desperately wanting “TORTUGAS NINJA” t-shirts.

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Victor Chavez/ Getty Images, Zuhair Murad]

    • RussellH88

      I guess it makes sense to dress like a gebazzled lizard for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles red carpet.

    • Glam Dixie

      Due to my raging heterosexuality, I also find her dull as dishwater. Credit where it’s due, it’s an interesting dress but it’s pulling a bit so probably a size too small which seems to be the norm these days.

      • KinoEye

        Raging bisexual here. I third the dull as dishwater statement. Hate to say it, but she’s always reminded me of a blowup doll. But truly, good on her for not resting entirely on boring bodycon dresses.

        • Anna

          Blowup doll is exactly the best way to describe her.

        • Athenrein

          I was about to say much the same.

        • Glam Dixie

          In her last post here I believe I referred to her as a ‘real doll’ so we are like minded on Ms. Fox.

      • marlie

        I just wrote the same thing, and I hadn’t read the rest of the comments yet.

    • http://fibonaccisequins.storenvy.com/ Danielle

      She’s got a smoking body, though. Again, my quibble is with the extensions.

      • rkdgal

        Just.so.obvious. And seemingly unnecessary!

        • Heather

          Yes, plus they’re about seven different colors.

    • smayer

      I see fly wings. Bugs, yuck.

      • demidaemon

        I’m repeating myself, but I see peacock feathered testicles right where her lady parts should be.

      • Sophie

        I saw lungs…

      • portlandmermaid

        I see a frontal dissection.

    • SuzyQuzey

      That dress she’s wearing is JLo’s skin!

    • Thomas

      I can’t with how plastic she looks, but I have to admit that she picks interesting dresses, although they’re usually too short and/or too tight.

      • RussellH88

        Yeah, she ran into Barbie territory shortly after making her big debut didn’t she?

        • Thomas

          Yup. Used to be a pretty girl too. It always seems to end up this way unfortunately. There’s some British pop star named Tulisa who I ran across before and after pics of and she just looks ridiculous now.

          • Anna

            Yup. Say what you will about her now, but Lindsay Lohan circa Mean Girls was so pretty. Note that Lindsay and Megan are the same age, and still have a couple of years before they hit 30. Once you start, you can never take it back.

            • Thomas

              Lindsay looks like she’s 28 going on 48 sometimes, and a 48 yr old who’s lived a hard life. She was so damn cute too. And as a fellow ginger, I hated that she was always dying her hair. Once Emma Stone came around, I felt there was no need for Lindsay anymore, even though Emma isn’t a natural ginger.

            • Anna

              Yeah, she looks…rough, to put it politely. And her lifestyle is reflected in her looks now. And what you say about Emma Stone coming along is so true. There are a lot of young (and younger) actresses who have replaced Lindsay, and who actually show up to work and have a much better work ethic.

            • Thomas

              I think people should be required to get psychological testing before they get plastic surgery to weed out cases of BDD (especially with those people like the woman who wanted to look like barbie or the boy who wanted to look like Justin Bieber, and even cases like Michael Jackson with his nose). I also think it’s unethical of these doctors to continue to perform more plastic surgery on their patients to the point where it’s done more bad than good (or what the patients’s desired outcome was). It seems like it’s all about the money for many of them, but I think at some point you have to say no.

            • Anna

              Oh, I agree. But I think that in Hollywood, money, rather than the patient’s best interests, definitely wins out.

            • Thomas

              Btw, I picked Emma Stone as the perfect replacement for Lindsay because not only does she look kind of like Lindsay when she has red hair, but once I found out she had a deep voice like Lindsay too, I was like, “That’s it. There’s no longer a need for LiLo. Here’s your adorable, funny replacement.” Lol

            • bitchybitchybitchy

              I completely agree with you about the need for testing. It really does give me a sad when I see these women, as young and beautiful as many of them are, start to tinker with plastic surgery, fillers, Botox, etc.,and then they end up looking so artificial.

            • Kent Roby

              True: when I think of “Easy A” I first think for a half a second that it was Lindsey in the role, then remember that it was Emma.

            • Kent Roby

              The episode of SNL that LiLo hosted way back was one of my favorites; they did a “lost episode” clip where she play Ann Margaret to Fred Armisten’s Liberace (he vomited after she kissed him) that was insanely funny. Awwww, see what you did Anna; now I miss Early Lindsey!

            • Anna

              She was great in that! I think a lot of people miss early Lindsay (including Lindsay herself).

            • Thomas

              She was TERRIBLE the last time she was on SNL. She looked so anxious and kept stumbling over her lines. I felt bad for her.

          • http://dorothydamage.wordpress.com/ Dorothy Damage

            I just saw a picture of Tulisa last week and honestly didn’t recognise her. It was pretty shocking the work she’s had done in such a short time.

    • Sobaika

      I rather like this look – there’s just too much tan and the neckline doesn’t not suit long flowing hair. Would have been much better with a sleek pony.

    • http://urban-gypsy.com/ Tess Danesi

      She’s way to Barbie pretty for my taste but her body is smoking and this is a fun dress that’s perfect for the event. The model, however, is disturbing me because she looks like she’s a 12 year old with smoky eyes.

      • Thomas

        I’m running on a lack of sleep right now, but I did a double take because I thought it was Chloe Moretz with heavy eye makeup on.

      • Beardslee

        Eww, you’re right!

    • Rhonda Shore

      Teenage boys used to really like her but I think they’ve moved on.

    • MoHub

      Those are some floppy external ovaries there.

    • quiltrx

      I choose to ignore her and focus on the dress. It’s really interesting and pretty good as far as Murad goes. It’s too short for pretty much anyone, though.

    • Shawn EH

      Everyone wants to run from the scary Mosquito Lady!

    • Tina M.

      She looks like a disco dollar bill

    • hughman

      I think the combination of her android perfection and the anatomical map of her ovaries on the dress is meant to induce hormone explosions all around the world.

      • Thomas

        I’m afraid that this dress signifies that she’s gonna give birth to the creature from Alien.

    • @Biting Panda

      Ugh, this one. She has somehow taken a shit part in a shit movie and parlayed it into the longest seven years of C List celebritydom, ever! Nothing about her appeals.

      • conniemd

        I’m so glad others find her unappealing. She does seems like generic male arm candy to me. Don’t get how she made the cover of a magazine.

      • demidaemon

        Exactly my thoughts. And I believe she is playing April O’Neill is this movie, so way to ruin another part of my childhood . Thanks so much, Megan!

        ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

      Nice dress, but really, is duck face all she can draw on after years in the spotlight?

      • Imasewsure

        Alas… It may be all she can draw on after years of Botox and plastic surgery

      • wisenhar

        My first reaction: “quack”

    • smayper

      I was liking the dress and finding it interesting until I noticed that she is wearing a sort of abstracted vagina slightly north of her literal one. Then my response went straight to horror.

      • smayper

        Don’t get me wrong, I’m not at all horrified by female genitalia, it’s the idea of it as dress embellishment, along with the insect-y overtones, that lead to my response.

      • ThaliaMenninger

        I thought the same thing. And, yeah, I don’t want to be her or do her. She just seems so incredibly stupid.

    • TinyDynamo

      Extra Short & Tight Dress? Check
      Stiletto Sandals? Check
      Bratz Doll Makeup? Check
      Excessively Long Extensions? Check
      Add in the center star & we’ve got a Generic Sexy bingo!

    • Renee

      Damn, girl. show them what you’re working with.
      Is it sad that this is the best look of the day for me? I was traumatized by Heidi’s dress and thought I was done for the day. LOL

    • MilaXX

      This is a better look than some of her previous efforts. I think the outfit works but I will never be on board with the botoxed looking overly done face, not even when appears to be making an effort to go a little low key with the makeup.

    • BayTampaBay

      I really like this dress. It is too short for a “normal” person to wear but I really do like it.

    • Angela_the_Librarian

      Tortugas Ninjas is the best part of these pictures! As a devoted watcher of the original TMNT cartoons/movies, this new movie just make me sad. I’ll take Ninja Rap any day over weird-eyed, trying-too-hard-to-look-realistic ninja turtles.

      Oh, back on topic: the dress is sorta interesting, but she could use a fresh hairstyle.

      • MartyBellerMask

        Ok, I was scrolling the comments to see if anyone said it. You sort of did. The title really should be, “Tortugas Ninjas”, shouldn’t it? NOT “Tortugas Ninja”. Harumph.

        • somebody blonde

          Well, it depends. Sometimes when they use foreign words as adjectives they can’t be pluralized the same way as regular adjectives.

          • Nopinkertons

            Hah, and I was wondering if the lack of an “s” meant “ninja” is not being used as an adjective. Maybe it’s a name, like you might say of two sisters, “The Misses Ninja”!

        • Kitten Mittons

          Thank god for this site. That was what I focused on, too. I came up with the explanation that they pulled it from the English title, but since it’s a word rooted in another language, and “ninja” is actually acceptable as the plural form both in Japanese and English, they didn’t pluralize it in the normal way.

          That’s the explanation I’m going with so that my eye will stop twitching, and I can move on and be productive today.

          • Tlazolteotl

            That’s the way it’s been used for years, at least in Mexico. Sometime
            2000ish, I was in Mexico City doing research and bought my son a TMNT
            superhero getup on the street, and it was “Tortugas Ninja.” Exactly as y’all have said, I think- borrowed word doesn’t necessarily follow the same grammatical rules.

            • Kitten Mittons

              Thanks for the info! That was all a total (semi-educated) guess on my part, so I’m glad I was at least on the right path. :)

              So they drop the “Teenage Mutant” part altogether? Don’t blame them, it’s a mouthful in any language.

            • Tlazolteotl

              Yup, no “teenage mutant” at all. BTW, I love your avatar. Makes me smile every time I see you here. Charlie Day is the best. *turns away singing “Dayman, fighter of the Nightman…” *

            • Kitten Mittons

              Why, thank you! He is definitely the best. It’s a great show.

              Dennis to Charlie: I’ll read the words you wrote. “Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I’m hot. What? Taxes, they’ll be lower… son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do.”

      • RandiLu

        Ugh, the trailer for this looked HORRIBLE. I might have to re-watch the original trilogy in protest (or, you know, just because).

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        One of our nephews was devoted to TMNT when they were little guys. I fondly remember eating yogurt and saving the lids so that I could get a TMNT T-shirt for the boy-he was thrilled, and I got to be the neat auntie, a win-win

    • Bad Idea Jeans

      I know we’re supposed to focus on the fashion n’ stuff, but when I look at her, all I can think is: Brian. Austin. Green.

    • somebody blonde

      Honestly, I think she’s very beautiful but should wear waaaaaaay less makeup. The thing that kills my attraction to her is the way she talks.

    • MartyBellerMask

      Fake hair looks fake. But the trend is never going to die, is it?

    • Imasewsure

      Like the dress well enough… hate the hair…. do like those shoes though….
      Tortugas Ninja t-shirts for everyone!!!

    • Michelle Gennari

      Toe-thumbs. That’s all I’m saying. ;)

      • Trickytrisha

        Not so sure why that’s necessary. It’s not like her slight physical deformity is a style choice she made.

    • S-k-s

      I’m assuming that the shape and placement of the pattern on the bottom half of the dress is intentional … All I see when I look at tgisbdress is a giant bedazzled vagina

    • FibonacciSequins

      She could have done a lot worse than that dress. Too much fake hair.

    • Daenyx

      No kidding re: straight dudes versus “lady-oriented.” I was all ready to come down here and indignantly say that neither myself nor other queer ladies with whom I associate go for Maxim’s Ideal, before I kept reading. xD I can respect that even in real pictures she tends to look like she *actually* just stepped off the cover of a (straight)men’s magazine, but blergh. So very bored.

    • elemspbee

      perfect–She looks extraterrestrial, esp in the face region.

    • Mary Lauer

      Dress by H.R. Giger …

    • Nadia Duran

      I thought it was Courtney Cox’s wax figure at Madame Tusaud’s.

    • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

      It looks like a bedazzled map of her internal organs when I look too closely, but generally I like it. Suits the theme, her persona, and her figure. I’ve had a soft spot for her since I watched Jennifer’s Body (which was marketed as a movie for straight men but is really for women and their bitchy homosexual friends.) Yesterday was my husband’s birthday and I went to see Transformers with him out of deep and abiding love. Every single woman in that movie had the plastic, blow-up doll look (except for exoticized Li Bingbing) and was shot either cleavage-up or from what I came to refer to as the vagangle. Bay has a type. He threw in one larger woman of color and she was referred to as the “Purple People Eater” before a white man literally chased her away with a baseball bat. Hubs really wants to see TMNT but I don’t think my nostalgia can take it.

      I’m down for a Mexican road-trip to procure Tortugas Ninja shirts.

      • gingerella

        I really want to see what the vagangle is, but hell if I’m going to do a google search. Kudos for the brilliant term, though.

        • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

          I don’t know if it would come up in a Google search, and I don’t care to find out, but I was referring to a camera shot at a sharp upward angle starting from the knees of a female character. He never seems to use that particular angle on the men…

          • demidaemon

            I knew instantly what you were talking about. It is also related to the ass-shot, which is commonly used in both movies and video games, but mostly for the body parts of the characters you actually don’t want to see those sections of.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        I saw the Transformers preview and it looked incredibly loud and busy. The females looked distinctly disposable. You’re a good spouse!

        • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

          I try. I had to work pretty hard not to ruin it for him with skeptical comments and huffs of frustration/disbelief.

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            You get bonus points for being a really good sport. I don’t even try to get my husband to go to certain movies with me. I’d rather go on my own; he knows that I’m occasionally up for an action flick, and is more than happy for me to go solo. Doing that also gives me a great reason to call one of my favorite nephews, who is always current on movies of just about any kind. We’ve had long,long discussions of films.

    • crash1212

      I don’t find her interesting either, but I do rather like all that’s going on here. She works that dress better than the model and that was an excellent shoe choice. My only quibble is the hair…looks “extension-y” to me and that’s never good.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

      “Flamingly heterosexual” is the term I’ve been using for a while to describe this sort of thing. Ex. I went into a bar in Los Feliz and there was a show of women in leather corsets and men in tight t-shirts singing Heart and Bon Jovi songs to each other. The whole affair was flamingly heterosexual.

    • GillianHolroyd

      I do like that dress, I just wish it were worn by someone more memorable.

    • jilly_d

      Ick.

    • Zeee

      Mannequin.

    • marlie

      I find her boring as sin, though credit where it’s due, she definitely put in the effort. That doesn’t mean that I have to like this dress or the duck lips, though.

    • Ashleigh

      boringly flawless

    • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

      I like how this dress looks like it’s made of dragon-fly wings, but I kind of wish it had some color or even just iridescence to it to amp up that effect. Metallic is all well and good, but for the “TORTUGAS NINJA” I kind of want a little organic sci-fi interest, rather than robotic.

      I am also in favor of a TORTUGAS NINJA tee. It also sounds like it should be a scene in a Pirates of the Caribbean/Ninja Turtle crossover.

    • frannyprof

      It’s not just you, TLo. She has always been dull as dishwater. And she needs to stop with the cosmetic surgery, already. Also, the beading on the dress looks like a big ‘ol vagina, especially the midsection. So, to recap: Megan Fox–dull. Vaginas? Awesome.

    • suzq

      I’m off to find “Tortugas Ninja” tee shirts for my sons. See you all later!

    • Tracy_Flick

      MOTHRA!

    • flamingoNW

      Agree on every point including re: t shirt

    • demidaemon

      Yeah, enh. It doesn’t help that it looks like she has peacock feathered testicles on the front of the dress.

    • Pudgy Possum

      Why is she wearing all the makeup? She no need.

    • MarieLD

      I think she’s … not good looking. I am not male nor a lesbian, so I guess I’m not her target audience, but why would she have had work done? At her age?

    • GemFemme

      I would prefer a little splash of color on the dress to go with the silver, maybe dark green.
      Her face. Yowsa! Human faces aren’t meant to look like they could pass for a wax mannequin at Madame Toussauds.

    • evave2

      I thought she was a pretty girl in Transformers 1; I thought she had some comedic talent in Transformers 2; THEN they did Transformers 3 and I thought she was Dame Judy Dench (not in the movie but so much better than her replacement).
      I agree with Uncles, she tries. She succeeds in these kind of venues. I saw the original Turtles movie with my son, I think I’ll take my granddaughter this iteration.
      Does she play April?

    • jess

      I might be the only one here, but I’ve had a massive girl!crush on her since Jennifer’s Body. I’m actually digging this dress and the eyeliner/shadow thing she’s got going on, but good lord that hair. This would have looked much better if it’d been in a really sleek high ponytail imo.

    • Man Dala

      Is it me or that’s a very bad half-wig switch she’s wearing under her hair?

      • CatLady

        Not you, she’s got bad extensions.

    • grasshack

      illustrated kidney pattern

    • MarissaLG

      Obviously TLo were being cheeky with their, “we don’t know one lesbian who goes for this kind of super-plastic look”, and my friend doesn’t speak for all lesbians, but I decided to Ask A Lesbian What She Thinks About Megan Fox. She said, ” I don’t think any generalizations about ‘what people go for’ are true
      and also Megan Fox is the love of my life????? so he is certainly, decidedly wrong. Well, Mila Kunis is love #1 then Megan Fox.” #science

    • Innuendo

      I don’t like the dress. Looks like giant cicadas.

    • Captain_Awkward

      She looks like 2003. She needs a haircut and lighter, younger makeup. She’s a beautiful woman, but the pursuit of PEAK HOTNESS is taking it to an aging stripper place.

      • Ali2044

        When you’ve made your name being “the Hot One” in movies and you have zero acting chops to back it up, you’re probably going to do some unwise things in an effort to cling to your looks like grim death. It’s pretty sad really.

    • Bernadette

      It’s like she dressed to match the backdrop…

    • yllas

      I love the dress. I think it is gorgeous, a work of art. That’s ALL I like about any of this, Megan Fox and stupid movie and stupid hair – I like the dress. I would love to be able to wear an ultra short glittery thing like that, so I am envious.

    • Drunken Housewife

      Meh, I don’t want to be her or do her. She’s pretty, all right, but she seems not smart enough or talented enough for me to want to be her. She’s like a Cal State Chico frat boy’s version of Angelina Jolie, who really is the Everyone Wants To Be Her Or Do Her embodiment in my opinion.

    • alliekat9090

      I cant think of another celebrity is looks more “dead in the eyes” that this one.

    • MandyM

      From the neck down, she’s fine. I hate what she did to her face so I just can’t look at her with any kind of positive thought.