Jeremy Renner and Chris Evans at the Chiltern Firehouse in London

Posted on July 11, 2014

If you look real hard, you can see a little thought balloon over Chris’ head in these pictures.

Jeremy-Renner-Chris-Evans-Chiltern-Firehouse-GOTSLondon-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Jeremy Renner and Chris Evans seen leaving The Chiltern Firehouse in London.

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And it reads “Mental note: Don’t ever go drinking with Renner again. What. A. Downer.”

Aw, Chris. Sorry you had a less-than-fun night. You’re so much cuter when you have drunk nose.




[Photo Credit:PacificCoastNews]

    • Alicia

      The check shirt and leather jacket from the last time were better, too.

      • lundibleu

        Yes, and in a couple of these shots (particularly the 2nd) Chris is looking very like someone else that I can’t place.

        • Carrie E S

          I keep thinking he’s Jack Davenport.

          • lundibleu

            Yes! That’s the one. I just couldn’t put the name to the person I was seeing in my head.

          • Alicia

            He really does! I’d never realised before.

    • Glam Dixie

      Someone is either way overdressed or someone else is way under-dressed. These two do not look like they were attending the same event.

      • boweryboy

        I just typed the exact thing and then I scrolled down and saw your comment.

        • Glam Dixie

          I do that all the time, great minds and all that stuff. :)

      • Loola234

        But they’re just at a bar…maybe they met up for one after Jeremy had a business dinner and after Chris smoked out while watching Terms Of Endearment.

    • MilaXX

      Man do these two look caught in the act. It’s hysterical!

      • HomeOfficeGirl


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    • Danielle

      “All Renner did was text his wife and show the bartenders pictures of his kid. Next time, I’m calling Hemsworth.”

      • Anna

        No Hiddles? He looks like he’d be way more fun to party with.

        • Danielle

          Hiddles is busy for the foreseeable future in my Red Room of Pain.

        • eandh99

          Hiddles is in Northern Ireland, filming.

          • WendyD

            I love that there are others who know where he actually is at all times. :)

          • Swiftlytiltingplanet

            I would go there just to drink with him.

        • random_poster

          Hiddles is also single, so yeah, I’d pick him too.

      • Emily Smith

        To be fair I think Hemsworth would do the same thing.

        • WendyD

          Yeah, I think you want Thor, not Hemsworth.

          • fursa_saida

            I want to go drinking with Thor and Selvig so bad. (Also Darcy.)

      • readyredwine

        Renner is not married. Far from it.

    • boweryboy

      Were they even at the same event? Huge disconnect in the way they’re dressed.

    • WendyD

      Chris looks like he got caught being photographed being WAY underdressed next to Renner. That suit is NICE.

    • Sarah

      It’s like Dad took his newly 21 y/o son who’s home for summer break out for drinks.

    • Soozables

      Grumpy Cat looks good. Damn.

    • decormaven

      From the dress, Chris just ran out for a sixer, and Jeremy is channeling Robert Palmer.

    • MartyBellerMask

      Come on. There has GOT to be another pub in London. What’s so special about this one?
      (Locals, this is your cue…)

      • WendyD

        I’m wondering if it is in proximity to Shepperton Studios, where they’re shooting Avengers 2.
        ETA: And Google Maps quickly dispenses with that theory.

      • Alicia

        Mostly, I think, because it’s owned by the guy who owns Chateau Marmont

        • MartyBellerMask

          Ah, interesting. Just EVERY. SINGLE. “Drunk in London” post is at the Chiltern.

          • formerlyAnon

            Maybe they have the magic combination of security for the guests and good line-of-sight for the photographers?

          • Alicia

            I know! There was an article in the Guardian about it recently – I linked it but it’s waiting for moderation, and since there is upside down cake at T.Lo Towers today, it might not get through.

      • Dorothy Damage

        Never head of it, had to look it up. According to the Guardian, it’s an exclusive, paparazzi-drenched club house for the rich and famous that they’d go even if KFC was being served, serves portions so tiny that you’re still famished when you leave, and probably won’t be worth going to by autumn. Or as someone in the comments succinctly put it, a ‘wankpit’. I’ll stick to my local.

        • MartyBellerMask

          Ooh, thanks! Maybe that’s why Renner looks pissed. Sounds lame.

          • Alicia

            The chef is amazing though – before the celebs got hold of it, people were genuinely going for the food.

    • Bad Idea Jeans

      Chris Evans is quite lucky he didn’t faceplant on cobblestone, based on his foot placement (right on the edge of the curb) in a couple of those photos.

      • Sarah

        OMG you’re right! His chin thanks him.

    • marlie

      Renner looks so much better when he’s not “trying” on the red carpet. He looks good, if a little “after work happy hour.” I like Evans’ jacket, but the slicked back hair is giving me a whiff of “douche.”

      • random_poster

        I’m not a fan of that slicked back look on Chris either, and he gives me the hots like almost no other, so that says a lot.

      • readyredwine

        Marlie! You have put your finger on it. I could never figure out why he was total melt-down in some pics and “please go away, and wash your face while you are at it” in others.

        • readyredwine

          When I say melt-down, I am referring to the MAN in the pics – Renner, not the red-lipped pouter. *shudder* reminds me of English boarding school horror stories.

    • AndiMarie

      All I know is that it’s Friday and I get pictures of Jeremy Renner in a suit. Absolutely perfect way to start my weekend! Thank you Uncles!!!
      But yeah, it’s like they met up after two completely different events.

      • BarniClaw

        Did you see him as a drug dealer on Louie recently? Sooo good. The way he baby-talks to his cat…adorable.

      • AlisonS

        Renner in a shit looking like he knows how hot he looks. That last picture is just him sayin’ sup to the paps.

    • Denise Alden

      What would I do without you two always giving me my first guffaw of the morning? Love ya.

    • FibonacciSequins

      *Nothing going on here, keep moving…(whistles)

    • jonnyf8

      I know Evans is the pretty one but give me Renner any day. We all know the little guys try harder!

      • formerlyAnon

        For me, Renner is the pretty one. Evans is just . . . healthy looking.

    • ShaoLinKitten

      Both Renner and Evans are giving some serious perp walk realness in these photos. Renner, who doesn’t always photograph well, looks good here.

    • Christy

      Gemma Areterton (Hansel & Gretel) was also there Thursday night dressed up. Perhaps Jeremy wasn’t going to hang with Evans.

      • Morgendorffer

        But she was also in the first Captain America movie.

        • FeminineLipstique

          Really? I thought that was Hayley Atwell (and her character is going to get a SHIELD spin-off!).

      • Swiftlytiltingplanet

        My god. That was a horrible movie. I kept hoping it would get to be so bad, it was good (I mean, Gary Oldman! for fuck’s sake!), but it was just unrelentingly horrible.

        Sorry. So rarely do I hate movies that. much. (“The Black Dahlia” comes to mind…)

    • Alyssa

      The thought bubble says “look straight ahead, walk in a straight line, do not look drunk”.

    • formerlyAnon

      Possibly they are sober, hence the lack of joy. Either way, Renner seems to magically regain his hot when not on the red carpet. (Sorrry, y’all, no matter how often it’s explained to me, I just don’t get the Chris Evans thing. I have nothing (or at least, not much) against Truth, Justice, and The American Way. Honest.)

    • Jessica Freeman

      Chris’ thought bubble says “I was all ready for a wild night out, then dad showed up”

    • KendraMR

      Boy, does Chris look sad. I remember reading that when the first “Avengers” was being filmed, Chris would try to get the cast to go out to bars and clubs, but they would always decline because they’re married with kids leaving him flying solo.

    • Kirstin McAulay

      hmmmmm, renner…..

    • Shawn EH

      To me he looks like “don’t laugh, don’t laugh, don’t laugh.” Maybe they had too much fun?

    • Imasewsure

      Debbie and Dora Downer go Drinking… nothing to see here unfortunately

    • Daktari100

      They look as if they were caught slipping out the back door at the end of a date. I think it’s kind of sweet, in an old fashioned, old Hollywood sort of way.

    • M_E_S

      OH GOD I know where I wish I was yesterday night…

      I have such a weakness for these two I can’t help it

    • KT


    • msdamselfly

      Anybody been to the Chiltern Firehouse? What’s the draw?

    • e jerry powell

      Renner’s pants need to be hemmed higher and his jacket needs to be let out. What an odd coupling.

    • AlisonS

      I thought it was “Mental note: Don’t go drinking with Renner. He takes all my spotlight. Dick”

    • prettybigkitty

      Chris has a thought?

    • Heather

      Every time I see pictures of Chris Evans out and about it makes me want to be friends with him. He seems like a cool guy.

    • StrandedFashionista

      I’m ashamed with the fact that I hope they had ‘drunk bro’ PDA at the bar and this is them trying to pretend they didn’t.

    • evave2

      This is not what I ususally look for on Sausage Friday, fellas. I don’t think I’d want to run into either one of them and have a drink. Happy birthday, birthday boy.

    • YoungSally

      What goes on in this bar (it seems to be a paps hotspot) — and why do women not seem to frequent it?

    • julnyes

      Aw, I miss Happy Drunk Chris … Renner is obviously a downer.