Jennifer Lopez at the Atelier Versace Fall 2014 Show

Posted on July 07, 2014

Darlings, we’re tanned, ready and well-rested after our long weekend of Americanizing. And while your two hard-working bitchy bloggers got to take some time away from the daily grind of being opinionated and/or fabulous ’round the clock, divas don’t always get the option of extensive downtime. Not while there are dresses yet to be worn. Not while there are opportunities to sport some really f’d up makeup in public.

In other words, what ever would we do without J Lo to entertain us?

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Apparently she fired her makeup team and is just using an auto detailer guy with a clogged airbrush for all her face needs now. We’re guessing. It’s either that or she started using furniture stain as a bronzer. Whatever the case, someone’s going to get fired. Loudly. Vases will be thrown at heads.

But cheer up, Jenny. Everything from the neck down is perfectly fierce, (if a tiny bit expected).

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: INFphoto.com, PacificCoastNews]

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