Ellie Kemper in Honor at the “Sex Tape” Premiere

Posted on July 14, 2014

Darlings, let us plant our flags right here, right now. Let us come together as one people, united in our rejection of the egregious overuse of sheers in modern fashion.

Cast your eyes upon this latest transgression; the straw that broke T Lo’s back (metaphorically of course):

 

Ellie-Kemper-Honor-Sex-Tape-Movie-Premiere-Red-Carpet-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Ellie Kemper attends the premiere of “Sex Tape” in at the Regency Village Theatre in Westwood, California in a Honor dress paired with Jerome C. Rousseau ‘Taboo’ sandals and Effy jewelry.

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Ellie-Kemper-Honor-Sex-Tape-Movie-Premiere-Red-Carpet-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)Honor Spring 2014 Collection

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A perfectly cute (if a little twee and dull) dress, ruined by inappropriate sheerness. We realize the sheer part’s the only thing that brings any real interest to a fairly standard dress, but in response to that idea, we merely point silently at that screwed-up collar, which encircles her neck like a wreath. Man was not meant to tamper with these fabrics in this way. It’s not natural.

Also: GIRL. Get the HELL out of those shoes before you hurt yourself. They’re ugly and they’re collapsing around your feet.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Izumi Hasegawa/PRPhotos.com, David Gabber/PRPhotos.com, IMAXTree]

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