This is a dress that didn’t know to quit while it was ahead. There we were, humming along as we scrolled down, when we got to a point long past the point where we should have seen a hem. “No! NO, DRESS! STOP!” we cried. But alas, to no avail:
This dress just wasn’t going to be happy until it hit nightgown length; possibly the least flattering hem length a lady can suffer through. It instantly makes any ankle look wide and any foot look huge. It doesn’t help that it’s rendered in some mighty cheap-looking fabric. And while we love the colors here and salute any attempt to rock a print on the red carpet, when we get in close and take in the daisies, oranges and lemons, we get the distinct impression this nightgown was made out of some old kitchen curtains. Darlings, there is no way for that to be fabulous. In conclusion: everything about this dress is wrong. In addition: The shoes don’t go with it. Further: Her head looks pretty great, though.
This concludes our assessment. Danai, let’s pretend this never happened. You’re better than this, sweetie.
[Photo Credit: INFphoto.com]