Miss Chloe has a new alter and she’s dying for the world to meet her, darlings! Oh, it’s been so long!
Hettie enjoys traipsing up and down the city in high-heeled nursing shoes, going in and out of every thrift shop and swap meet she stumbles across. When she finds one, she squeals with delight and dives right in, looking for the very ugliest of bedspreads and curtains so that she can make new and unflattering things to wear. Hettie proudly tells everyone that she makes her own clothes, not realizing that everyone can tell as soon as they look at her. Hettie has no real job and her friendships tend to be fleeting and imaginary, but if you come across her on a day like today; a day where she convinced the Salvation Army to give her a pile of moldy curtains in exchange for her not coming into their store for the next 3 months? Why, she’ll happily talk your ear off about her exciting new diaper-romper design. Someday, Hettie will tell you if you give her an opening, someday, people will be lining up around the block to buy her line of unflattering onesies for grownups. And then – THEN – those bitches at the Salvation Army won’t be so darn snotty the next time she walks in their door.
Run from Hettie if you see her. Do not stop or look back.
[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]
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