Bradley Cooper in Dolce&Gabbana at the “Guardians of the Galaxy” LA Premiere

Posted on July 22, 2014

Ugh. We’re tired. You guys yell at him.

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Here are some Discussion Yelling Points to get you started:

“WHY ARE YOU DRESSED FOR NOVEMBER WHEN IT’S JULY, BRADLEY COOPER?”

“DID YOU STOP HERE ON THE WAY TO THE HOME DEPOT, BRADLEY COOPER?”

“WAS A SHIRT WITH BUTTONS AND A COLLAR JUST TOO MUCH WORK FOR YOU, BRADLEY COOPER?”

“ARE YOU TOO MANLY TO SHAVE YOUR NECK, BRADLEY COOPER?!?!?”

“THE LADIES GOT DRESSED UP FOR TONIGHT. YOU THINK MAYBE YOU COULD PAY SOME RESPECT TO THEIR EFFORTS BY PUTTING IN A LITTLE OF YOUR OWN, BRADLEY COOPER?!?!?!?!?!?!?”

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

    • wisenhar

      DID YOU SPILL TACO BELL ON YOUR SHIRT, BRADLEY COOPER?

      • mellorcr

        that’s boob sweat!

        • DebbieLovesShoes

          *literally recoiling in horror*

        • Renaissance_Man_ATL

          Because he’s wearing a LEATHER JACKET IN JULY!

      • quiltrx

        Amen, totally the missing comment from the above list!

    • Kathy Marlow

      Why is his shirt wet? Was he sweating? Shouldn’t that have been his first clue to not wear a leather jacket? NECKBEARD FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, NO!!!

    • RussellH88

      Wow, this is bad.

      Is it just me or has he slimmed down a lot? I know he was bulking up for a movie (I’ve never seen someone bulk up so much in the face like he has) but now he looks like he’s back to “normal”.

      • gorghast

        This is definitely not normal for him. He’s still carrying a good extra 15 lbs. more than he did pre-weight gain.

        • gingerella

          I agree. I think this is an example of someone who is not comfortable in his own skin right now. He seems to be taking his dressing cues from Burly Guys Monthly, and it looks awkward.

      • maretha2

        I agree with gorghast — I think BCoop here looks pretty beefy (and not in a way that aligns with my personal preferences — not that he does or should care about that). Regardless of his weight, though, he looks like he’s embodying the title of his breakout movie, The Hangover.

    • CaseyinNY

      STOP LOOKING LIKE A DOUCHEY COLLEGE SENIOR WHO ACTUALLY SHOWED UP TO CLASS THE DAY AFTER ST.PATRICK’S DAY!

    • Grumpy Girl

      He looks so like he rolled out of bed after a three-day bender, and grabbed dark, soft clothes that wouldn’t hurt his eyes. Obviously, the hairbrushing or shaving would just be too much.

      • Anna

        He woke up in his hotel room to discover his suit for the premiere was nowhere to be found. But there was a tiger in the bathroom, a chicken in the living room and a baby in the closet. He had to retrace the events of the previous night, was attacked by gangsters and just barely made it to the premiere.

    • Aidan B

      Lord, the douche fumes can be smelled from here.

      • FrigidDiva

        Along with the whiskey fumes…

        • myandyleigh

          A close examination of his eye region leads me to believe there might be other fumes involved as well…

        • MartyBellerMask

          …and sweat.

      • demidaemon

        Indeed.

    • julianai

      Did he arrive on a Triumph Rocket III Roadster motorcycle? Because if so, it makes a little sense- but he should be posing with the bike. If he didn’t, well then everyone needs to yell louder.

    • KT

      This premiere is ruining my day. I am getting angrier with each post. These rich ass mother fuckers were paid good money to star in a Marvel movie that will likely be a bit hit, and they all showed up in the laziest, shittiest, craziest garbage they could find?! Ughhhh!

      IF YOU REALLY GIVE THIS LITTLE OF A FUCK, THEN WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST SHOW UP IN THAT PAIR OF SHORTY SHORTS AND AT LEAST GIVE US SOMETHING TO LOOK AT, BRADLEY COOPER?!?!?!

      • Wink

        Dear God no… please don’t ask him to wear the shorty shorts again.

        • DebbieLovesShoes

          Amen.

          • SRQkitten

            I’d add a HALLELUJAH to that as well! The t-shirt at a movie premiere is enough of an offense. Catch a flippin’ clue dude.

        • KT

          Haha. But we’ll need some material for Thursday Thighs! (whatever happened to that segment btw, T-Lo?)

      • Kent Roby

        More specifically, yesterday Forbes listed Cooper as 3rd highest earner in Hollywood this past year; he earned $46 million. Just this past 12 months.

        • BarniClaw

          Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

        • Whever

          The rage, it burns.

        • KT

          And he can’t even put on a clean shirt. He’s food stain rich.

    • MissFern

      4 different shades of black make my eyes twitch.

      • Thomas

        I’m pretty sure the jacket is a very dark green.

        • JAL 512

          Great observation. Not sure it helps his cause! :-)

          • Thomas

            Yes, he’s wearing three different colors in shades that closely resemble each other. That’s eye twitching inducing. He must be color blind.

    • susan6

      JUST BECAUSE YOUR T-SHIRT AND JACKET AND WORKBOOTS OUTFIT PROBABLY COSTS MORE THAN MY CAR DOES NOT MAKE IT RED CARPET MOVIE PREMIERE WORTHY, BRADLEY COOPER.

      • AthenaJ

        Nailed it.

    • Shibori Girl

      Like kissing a hedgehog…although on second thought, hedgehogs are cute.

    • Audrey Lee

      Super annoyed that as off as it is at least Chris Pratt put in the effort and Bradley Cooper shows up looking like a really trying to be hip with it Dad.

      • marlie

        I feel like I should go back and revise my Chris Pratt comment. I have ZERO complaints for him, considering that he showed up groomed and dressed appropriately.

        • Thomas

          And we complain about Brad Pitt putting in minimal effort sometimes!

          • marlie

            Brad was just as bad – possibly worse – than Bradley here during his poledance for World War Z, but in general, you’re absolutely right.

            • Thomas

              Did Brad Pitt have sweat stains or something spilled on his shirt though? lol

            • demidaemon

              No, but, if I remember clearly, it did look like either a) he dunked his entire head in a vat of baby oil pre-appearance or b) had not showered since the movie finished filming, which are different, but comparable, offense to this.

    • megawatt

      WERE YOU TRYING TO LOOK LIKE TOM CRUISE IN TOP GUN, BRADLEY COOPER?

      • Sarah

        Yup, I am starting to wonder if he’s gunning for the inevitable vomit-inducing remake.

      • Sam Smith

        This times a 100, I scrolled down to see if someone had already posted this critique. Way too close to a bad Tom Cruise look.

    • http://www.dogsdotcom.blogspot.com/ Plink

      Go home, Bradley Cooper…as much as I love you. Go home.

    • imspinningaround

      That jacket is the shit, just not in July.

    • barbarienne

      NEXT TIME JUST WEAR YOUR PYJAMAS. WHY EVEN BOTHER PRETENDING YOU CARE, BRADLEY COOPER?

      • Dandesun

        I think I would actually respect that more. At least it would be honest about not giving a shit as opposed to pretending to give only the smallest of shits.

    • Anna

      Huh. Did not know he was in this movie. And he apparently did not know he had a premiere he had to go to.

      • FrigidDiva

        He’s the voice of the CGI/animtated raccoon in the movie. Maybe he forgot that even though we can’t see him in the movie, we can see him on the red carpet.

        • Anna

          Indeed, I had to IMDB to make absolutely sure he was in the movie.

        • BarniClaw

          Laughed out loud at this.

        • decormaven

          Hell, when you show up in this crap, just get someone to CGI you on the red carpet. Or a hologram. Anything but this junk.

    • Ashleigh

      OK, this is worse that James Franco by leaps and bounds – especially considering the stains on that…sweatshirt??

    • Mary Elizabeth Poytinger Baume

      ARE YOU WEARING YOUR BEST TOM CRUIZE DRAG, BRADLEY COOPER?

    • Danielle

      WHY DID YOU NOT DAB YOURSELF WITH A NAPKIN BEFORE EXITING THE LIMO, BRADLEY COOPER?

    • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

      ARE YOU EVEN IN THIS MOVIE, BRADLEY COOPER? I HONESTLY DON’T KNOW, THAT’S WHY I’M ASKING.

      • http://www.franticbutfabulous.com/ Heidi/FranticButFab

        Yes, he’s the voice of Rocket Raccoon. Maybe he figured voice acting didn’t require the level of dress of in-person acting.

        • 25or6to4

          Honestly, he could have cosplayed his character — complete with raccoon eyes and tail — and looked more polished than this.

          • demidaemon

            I would have appreciated the wit of that. This, not so much.

          • MartyBellerMask

            Or he could have paid someone to show up in his costume and claim that it was him.

          • http://www.franticbutfabulous.com/ Heidi/FranticButFab

            Rocket Raccoon > Bradley Cooper

    • Danielle

      LOUD NOISES

      • demidaemon

        Pretty much exactly what I said, with more letters.

    • Thomas

      Bradley, give that forest green leather jacket to me. It will go great with my red hair and unlike you, I’ll wear it when it’s seasonally appropriate and I won’t pair it with a shirt that’s been recently spilled on.

      • WendyD

        *hands it to you*

      • BLauDGaspode

        You’re so generous to attribute those spots as stains and not sweat. Bradley should give you the jacket just for being kind.

      • FrigidDiva

        I would suggest getting it cleaned first, can you imagine how bad that thing must smell from the copious amounts of sweat pouring off his body? Star or no, if it’s blazing hot in July you’re going to sweat like a harlot in church on Sunday.

        • Thomas

          Or I could just sell it on ebay. I’m sure some fangirl would pay an arm and a leg for it.

          • FrigidDiva

            I’m just picturing some crazy fangirl with her nose buried in the sleeve of the coat and then adding it to her BC shrine.

    • Pablo Ulloa

      if i’m gonna yell something to him is “TAKE YOUR CLOTH OFF AND GET IN MY BED… NOW!”

    • Kim Elmore

      DOUCHE!!!

    • Introspective

      He came dressed as Erik Estrada from CHiPs. and its sweltering for this outerwear. girl bye.

    • Lisalady161

      Oh, for frak’s sake. Go home and change, Bradley.

    • Nikko Viquiera

      TAKE OF YOUR CLOTHES BRADLEY COOPER! ALL OF IT!

    • Wink

      IF YOU WEAR A LEATHER JACKET AND A SWEATSHIRT IN JULY, YOU ARE GONNA SWEAT ON THE RED CARPET, BRADLEY COOPER!

    • Yoshio

      He thinks he is fat so he wears dark colors AND a jacket. I just can’t deal with the SWEAT STAINS on the shirt. YUCK!

    • Rhonda Shore

      He reminds me of young Ringo Starr in these pictures!

    • Leslie Streeter

      Shave your damn neck.

    • Kristen

      I have no words. OK, maybe one: gross.

    • Janet B

      WTH?
      Blue, black, whatever – it doesn’t go together.
      Ditch the jacket, shave, and put on a SHIRT.

    • Lori

      THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THIS, BRADLEY COOPER.

    • rocketinu

      The neck hair will never never work on anyone.

    • JauntyJohn

      Dude looks like he is beyond baked.

      This kind of shit will. not. fly. Mr. Cooper. Seriously.

    • mjude

      well Jesus Christ. the bitter kittens CAN NOT HELP YOU!

    • Kent Roby

      This guy earned $46 million dollars last year. I earn a little bit less (give or take about $46 million), but I can pull together a better look than this to go grocery shopping.

      • FrigidDiva

        Plus, it’s part of the job. If you can’t care enough to show up to your premier looking like you care, why should I care about going to see the movie? Granted, me and the hubs will probably wait until this comes out on Blu-Ray so we can spend our money on adult date night at a fabulous bar.

      • Constant Reader

        I’m sitting at my kitchen table eating bacon while wearing yoga pants and a tee shirt from that time the airlines lost my luggage. I’m STILL better dressed than Bradley because my outfit is a) seasonally appropriate, b) venue appropriate, and c) not stained with food or sweat.

    • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

      NO ONE WANTS TO BE YOU OR DO YOU, BRADLEY COOPER!!!

    • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

      TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES, BRADLEY COOPER!!

    • shirab

      And all this time I thought Fonzie’s jacket was at the American History Museum in DC.

      ETA: My apologies. This jacket appears to be a shade of olive green that Arthur Fonzarelli wouldn’t have been caught dead in.

    • mdcoon127

      Maybe because he is playing a raccoon he decided to come back-woodsy…

    • unbornfawn

      A LEATHER JACKET DOES NOT EQUAL DRESSED UP. TAKE OFF THE SUNGLASSES FOR PHOTOS.

    • Tanya Wade

      Maybe it’s his homage to how he thinks a raccoon would dress? I got nothing. Clearly, neither does he.

    • marlie

      If it’s so hot that he’s sweating through his shirt, THEN HE DOESN’T NEED TO BE WEARING A LEATHER JACKET IN JULY IN LOS ANGELES. I can’t with this one.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Bradley really does look as if he stopped by the premiere on his way home from Lowe’s or Home Depot, and before he hits the drive-thru window.

    • cocohall

      I am really getting a bad feeling about this movie. How much worse can it get? Clearly BC could not give two fucks about it given that he has worn his “it’s laundry day” attire, although honey, you need to send that shirt out pronto – the stains ARE visible.

      • enchanted216

        It’s probably SWEAT from wearing a LEATHER JACKET in JULY!! ::Sorry for the yelling::

      • Supernumerary

        I’m confident about the movie, which looks fun and funny. I am *not* confident about Cooper’s ability to not look vaguely skeezy. I miss the pre-fame days, when he was on Alias and 24/7 adorable.

      • Lori

        Basically everyone who has seen this movie, or at least the long preview for it, has raved about it so I don’t think the problem is with the film. I think BC is just a douche.

        • demidaemon

          That’s good to know, but I’m wondering if the stars did or there was some backstage drama on set, because this has been one of the most horrid set of RC premiere looks in recent memory, causing everyone to lose their senses and express their frustrations with horrible clothing.

          • Lori

            The fashion has been sad, but to me it seems sad in a pretty ordinary way and not in a Major Drama way. This is Pratt’s first big star turn and lots of people have trouble getting that right. Karen Gillan is also fairly new to this kind of red carpet, so “close, but not really” probably counts as an achievement of sorts, This is not the first time that Glenn Close has worn something that made me wonder if she suffered a slight head injury. Saldana lost her fashion mojo a while ago, so her cray didn’t surprise me either and neither did BC’s doucheyness. He’s almost always like that. It’s unfortunate that everyone associated with this movie is a bit of a struggler fashion-wise and that the studio didn’t provide more help, but I don’t think it happened because they’re fighting or anything. I like they just can’t dress themselves.

            • demidaemon

              You are probably right. I was just trying to inject some entertainment into this train of ugly.

            • Lori

              I totally get that. The reality is so sad and lackluster that it could use some spicing up.

    • LiliLynch

      I’M KIND OF DIGGING YOUR HAIR A LITTLE BUT THAT DOES NOT IN ANY WAY EXCUSE THE REST OF THIS MESS, BRADLEY COOPER!!

    • halleygee

      IF YOU ARE THAT HOT AND SWEATY, WHY ARE YOU WEARING A LEATHER JACKET IN JULY, BRADLEY COOPER?

    • queeniethebold

      ARE YOU AS BIG A DOUCHECANOE AS YOU APPEAR TO BE, BRADLEY COOPER?

    • Kimberly Wilcox

      YOUR BLACKS DON’T EVEN MATCH, BRADLEY COOPER!

      • Melanie

        I knew I was officially a bitter kitten when I noticed that the blacks don’t match!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QFW22QV426LUOEPGASPZJWJMDE MishaFoomin

      YOUR WATCH IS OBNOXIOUS, BRADLEY COOPER!

    • Anapestic

      I just feel like he should take off the jacket. It would be a shame for him to stain it while he’s changing my oil.

      • LiliLynch

        I think he put on the jacket to try to cover up the fact that he stained his shirt changing your oil!

    • MK03

      DO YOU HAVE FUCKING GREASE ALL OVER YOUR SHIRT AT A MOVIE PREMIERE, BRADLEY COOPER?

    • Gatto Nero

      He is wearing leather *and* appears to be sweating through his shirt. Yuck.

    • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

      I can’t believe that’s a D&G leather jacket–honestly, it looks like the zip out lining from one of my Dad’s old raincoats. And a black t-shirt is bad enough, but a STAINED black t-shirt is beyond the pale. If I were one of the ladies at this premiere I would cut him. Or, better yet, I would make him switch that jacket for Glenn Close’s jacket. They’d both look a lot better.

    • MilaXX

      UGH! Did he pop over from the set of his military movie? Were there no spare clean shirts? Why boots and leather jacket in July? Was you razor to busy to take care of that neck beard? Go home Bradley you look dirty.

    • e jerry powell

      Christ Almighty, he has destroyed all the goodwill he built at the Met Gala…

    • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

      For a split second, I thought, “Why is Hugh Jackman at the ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ premiere?” Then my vision corrected.

      • random_poster

        me too!

    • Dandesun

      YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT THE SAME EFFORT INTO YOUR CLOTHES THAT YOU DID YOUR NAILS BECAUSE THEY LOOK IMPECCABLE!!

    • teddy partridge

      Douche says what?

      “I am not here — it’s a voiceover raccoon role.”

    • Melanie

      Douche glasses, neck beard, sweaty shirt?!?! Go home and start over.

    • Meg

      I think he’s still in character, honestly. He looks like the human personification of a raccoon.

    • PinkyK

      He looks like a Tom Cruise post Top Gun wannabe cir. 1986.

    • Imasewsure

      As mentioned earlier (but well worth repeating) this is Top Gun 2014 (which apparently is a winter blockbuster even if it is imaginary)

    • carolitafavorita

      SHAVE. YO. NECK.
      And possibly look into dress shields, hmmm?

    • somebody blonde

      Cute jacket.

      • alliekat9090

        In December

    • Mr. J.

      Why, look: it’s Ringo Starr. Only, I like Ringo, and he dresses better.

    • traceyishere

      He looks fat.

    • Jane Duff

      …and today’s weather report on the red carpet. blindingly sunny, yet pretty damn cold

    • Kristobel

      DOOOOUUUUUCCCHHHEEEEE

    • Qitkat

      AND THE BITTER KITTENS ROSE UP AS ONE VOICE, AS THE EARTH TREMBLED, AND THE SKY TURNED BLACK. RACCOONS EVERYWHERE RAN FOR THEIR LIVES!

      • Constant Reader

        Lo, celebrities began to avoid sheer-over-granny-panties, which is an abomination before the Lord. And verily, they learned to perform calendar divination before dressing, conduct ablutions before leaving their mansions, and adorn themselves with the jewelry of the righteous. And it was good.

        • decormaven

          Selah.

          • Constant Reader

            And our mothers think all that time spent in Sunday School was wasted. Silly moms.

    • http://viridianpostcard.blogspot.com/ viridian61

      T and Lo: do not exhaust yourselves with this one. You are on vacation after all.

    • KendraMR

      Ew, what happened to him?! He has on a dirty t-shirt, and not only does he have a neck beard, the back of his neck needs to be trimmed too.

    • Kyle Henry

      Um…

      Uh….

      …. he’s still a hot-as-hell mess. We all wish we could dress that terribly and look hot. We’re all jealous (yes, you are).

    • Mothra

      OMG SHAVE YOUR NECK, YOU BEAST! Also, it is july. All that black plus a leather jacket? Ick. I bet you do not smell good.

    • Tracy_Flick

      This look is a perfect accompaniment to a Gwennie-style litany of complaints about how haaaaaard it is to be a celebrity.

    • Sara__B

      He looks like someone security should quietly usher out.

    • Brandon Taylor

      Ugh. Bradley Cooper. Gross.

    • Nicole

      Is he leaning forward? What’s with the dark glasses? Go ahead and get high Bradley, but maybe don’t smoke your stylist.

    • crash1212

      Pro tip: If it’s hot enough to sweat through your-inappropriate-for-this-event-T-shirt, it’s probably too hot to be wearing A DAMN LEATHER JACKET!!! AND SHAVE YOUR DAMN NECK!

    • http://weirdinedgewise.blogspot.com ONEWEIRDWORD

      Shave, shower, put on a shirt, jacket and tie with non-idiotic shoes, then come back and talk to us. Sheesh.

      • http://weirdinedgewise.blogspot.com ONEWEIRDWORD

        And next time don’t show up drunk; it’s tacky.

    • Man Dala

      He looks like he just got up from a massive weekend bender. Is there a “Hangover IV” coming out soon?

    • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

      Hey, my facial hair looks just like this! Except I haven’t left the house in a week for anything that requires more than a drive-thru window.

    • MannahattaMamma

      Feh. If he can’t make an effort for the pole-dance, then audiences should stop making an effort for him. Is he SUCH a good actor that he should be let off the hook for this sort of “I’m too cool for school” sort of attitude?

      • Ali2044

        You earn this attitude. Jack Nicholson has earned this attitude. Bradley Cooper. No.

    • Bittybis

      BRADLEY COOPER! IF YOU INSIST ON STOPPING FOR A BIG GULP ON YOUR WAY TO YOUR PREMIERE, BRING A BIB. OR AN EXTRA SHIRT. PREFERABLY ONE THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A LAZY DOUCHE.

      • snarkykitten

        DID YOU SPILL DOUCHE ON YOUR SHIRT, BRADLEY COOPER?!

    • quiltrx

      This is so bad it’s quarter-assed.
      As I always told young co-workers–if you’re going to be an ass, be a WHOLE ass. Not a half-ass.
      Or less, in Bradley’s case.

    • carpediva

      Dude, smoke me out!

      *surreptitiously wipes spilled 40-ounce and Doritos dust off the pipe*

    • Swiftlytiltingplanet

      DID YOU SWEAT THROUGH YOUR SHIRT, BRADLEY COOPER?!

      • Ali2044

        IS THAT A NYLON-LINED, PLEATHER JACKET, BRADLEY COOPER?

    • http://www.readbarbara.com/ ReadBarbara

      ARE YOU PLEASED YOU CEMENTED READBARBARA’S IRRATIONAL HATE OF YOU?

    • http://www.bertkeeter.com Bert Keeter

      He seems to be aging before our eyes…..

    • demidaemon

      BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.

      WTF. This is a douche move. GRRRR.

    • evave2

      The last one: the ladies TRIED (and I think the dresses don’t make the grade, but they TRIED) and he just didn’t.

      But on the positive side he does NOT have the permed hair from the Abscan movie or look TOO ‘roided up like earlier this year. And that is all the positive I can think of.

      Oh, I bet the boots are comfortable.

      • kerryev

        I actually thought the opposite re the boots but probably not all Redwings have steel toes

        • Swiftlytiltingplanet

          No, they don’t.

    • JynxTheCat

      These guys. It’s gender oppressive that the ladies MUST take nearly a geisha effort to stroll down the red carpet yet these bozos look like they are heading to home depot. SOME event should call for roll reversal and al these men have to spend the night in 7 inch heels, and shave from eyebrow to toe nail and corest everything etc…just once.

      • Ali2044

        Ugh, this. A thousand times this.

    • livesarah

      Can. Not. Fathom why this man is one of the highest paid Hollywood stars. Or why anyone finds him attractive. No. No.

    • Big Bear

      My belief is if you can pull off the unshaven look then you may sport said look.

      Mr Cooper may so sport.

    • Allison Wonderland

      Oh, Bradley. Sometimes so good. Sometimes so bad.

    • histrogeek

      It’s another actor proclaiming, “Hey, I just did voice work in this project. I don’t need to worry about my appearance.”

    • Beardslee

      What baffles me about this, and similar getups, is that apparently the stylists, etc are so enamored by the clothing that they never, ever assess how ridiculous someone is going to look actually wearing it. A heavy leather jacket in July? How does that serve the clothes, or the wearer? Both look so wrong.

      This is a highly visual industry, but their eyes are closed.

    • allj

      THAT JACKET LOOKS CHEAP, BRADLEY COOPER!

    • LibKat

      EVERY TIME IT’S LESS CUTE, BRADLEY COOPER!

    • Ann VerWiebe

      But still… Bradley Cooper!

    • LJCdoc

      ARE YOU ACTUALLY A DOUCHEBAG, BRADLEY COOPER!

    • Daktari100

      I’ve said this before, but it bears repeating. That nose of his ruins his face. I want to think of him as an actor with classic Hollywood good looks (That other Cooper, Gary Cooper, for example.) But there’s just something that stops me. Not that he’s a bad looking guy, but if he is going to command millions of dollars for a movie, and let’s face it, on his looks as much as on his talent, then he needs to visit a good plastic surgeon. There. I said it.

      • Alloy Jane

        Body snarking is a no-no around these parts. He could have a nose like the Penguin and it wouldn’t put me off anywhere near as much as the ridiculousness of wearing a leather jacket at the start of a heatwave.

      • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

        And if you say it again, we’ll have to ban you from the comments section. Please do not offer critiques of anyone’s body.

    • boweryboy

      If Robin Wright can get a pass for wearing a tanktop on the red carpet, then the Coopster should get one too. Besides, as long as he keeps that short hair of his I don’t care what he wears. That’s a piece of USDA prime hunk.

      But really, after all I just said, a leather jacket in July? If it’s obvious to every one that you’re sweltering in it then perhaps is wasn’t a good idea, no?

    • http://cheekypinky.wordpress.com cheekypinky

      YOU ARE NOT LEAVING THE HOUSE DRESSED LIKE THAT, YOUNG MAN!

    • Miranda Reseigh

      Everyone on that red carpet made an effort, some of those efforts were misguided, but still. BRADLEY COOPER, GO TO THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT HOW YOU’VE HURT EVERYONE’S FEELINGS! DON’T COME BACK UNTIL YOU’RE WEARING SOMETHING DECENT!

    • dmkava

      He’s all bulked up for a role and playing the manly man angle right now

    • ktr33

      And and and he has STAINS on his sweatshirt! or sweat stains. Which makes sense because HE’S DRESSED LIKE THIS IN JULY! Also, he looks baked.