Ryan Phillippe in Miami

Posted on June 13, 2014

We’re heading out to Fire Island for the weekend, which requires no small amount of travel time, which means we have to keep things short and simple today.

It also means we’re in the mood for this:

Ryan-Phillippe-GOTS-Miami-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Ryan Phillippe soaking up some sun in Miami, Florida.

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Expect more where that came from today.

Now let’s all discuss his … style.






    • deelup

      Think he and Bradley Cooper drink the same juice each morning.

    • sienna elm

      What a great start to Sausage Friday! :) Thank you Uncles.

    • KateShouldBeWorking

      Re Fire Island: Does that mean we get a picture of the cat tank top?

      • @Biting Panda

        twitter stalking all day? check.

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

      He’s in good shape for someone I haven’t seen poledancing in a while! But imdb says he’s got lots going on, so I guess his bikini body is ready to spring back into action.

      • Anna

        He wants everyone to know what he’s doing this summer!

        • Raspberry2012

          I see what you did there!

    • SugarSnap108

      I know it’s wrong, but I’m distracted by the tattoos that look like they were drawn by an untalented child. Does his arm say “WTF”?

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

        I *think* it says WTE, but I don’t know WTF that means!

        • Sarah

          “Worse Than Expected.” Which is apt, considering the tat, which I believe to be a reference to the Mardi Gras Alligator King.

          • SugarSnap108

            Ah, mystery solved! The mystery of why he wants this permanently displayed on his arm remains.

            • Sarah

              Just guessing. Could be “Waiting To Exhale” because he loves Terry McMillan novels, and thinks that gators are regal…

          • sugarkane105

            Ah, I was thinking it was more along the lines of “Witherspoon Took Everything”

            • http://www.snoskred.org/ Snoskred

              ROFL! :)

            • Sarah


            • Raspberry2012

              For the win!!

            • ronnieboy

              This made my day.

            • Raspberry2012

              93 likes!! 93 LIKES in ONE MORNING! You are legendary!

            • sugarkane105

              Aw shucks! Though I do see that KateShouldBeWorking’s plea for the cat tank is ahead – meaning, we MUST have proof of that shirt!

            • demidaemon


        • CakesOnAPlane

          I read that wrong and thought you said you didn’t know what WTF means, and for a second I was like, WTF? πŸ˜‰

          • shirab

            As Phil Dunphy explained in a very early Modern Family episode, when touting his ability to relate to kids today, it’s “Why the face?”

            • Jacqueline Wessel

              Phil also once said that LOL meant “Lots Of Love”, of course.

            • demidaemon

              It actually was the original acronym, amazingly. I learned this through my mom, when I was asking her why she put “Laugh Out Loud” on all her cards and little notes. The more you know. πŸ˜‰

            • Jacqueline Wessel

              Thanks, good to know more.

            • demidaemon

              No problem!

      • Angela_the_Librarian

        Yeah, the one on his back is pretty bad too. At first I thought it was a hand holding a gourd, but upon further inspection I think it’s an adult hand holding a child’s hand.

        • SugarSnap108

          Oh, I see it now! I thought it was a really poorly done dog’s head (I see a nose where the child’s fingers are.) I wish it were a disembodied hand holding a gourd, though.

          • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QFW22QV426LUOEPGASPZJWJMDE MishaFoomin

            I couldn’t decide between Afghan or Basset hound there.

        • fursa_saida

          Thank you, I could NOT parse it.

        • Constant Reader

          I thought it was a detailed drawing of the intersection of two bones — say, the humerus, elbow joint, and ulna in an arm. (Yes, I had to Google the correct names. I won’t lie to my fellow kittens.)

          • Patricia Groves Dobrowski

            I’m with you – thought it was a knee joint. Yikes.

      • KES4K

        Yeah I’m usually pretty live-and-let-live when it comes to tats, but those are awful, esp. the back piece.

        • Anna

          It also seems like a shame to mar THAT body with THOSE tats. Although I admit, I’m totally out of the loop when it comes to tattoo culture.

          • KinoEye

            I just wanted to tell you that I LOVE your avatar! Belle de Jour is one of my favorites. Come for the surrealism, stay for the Yves St. Laurent.

            • Anna


          • fursa_saida

            Nah, a bad tat is a bad tat. This is why I’m so cautious about getting a new one. I sit on every idea for MONTHS to make sure it’s just so, because I simply refuse to have a regrettable tattoo. I put my foot down. Spontaneity is not worth it, no matter how drunk you are.

            • KinoEye

              I’m thinking of getting my first, and thought it would be wise to wait and think about the design/research artists for several months before I commit. I know what I want, but not the exact design. I figure, it’s permanent — I can take my time to make sure it’s perfect.

        • SugarSnap108

          Yeah, nothing against tats — I have a few. But when a tat is bad, it’s bad.

          • Kimbolina

            I never understand how celebrities manage to get such terrible tattoos. You’re a millionaire. You can afford to go to any artist in the entire world. Hell, you can probably afford to personally fly them out to your house to do the tattoo. So why do they all look like crappy scratcher prison tattoos???

      • Danielle

        The back one looks like a scrotum in a deformed hand.

      • smayper

        I’m generally down on tattoos, so I discount my own “ick” response….but I was noticing that he has beautiful skin, and the tats kinda wreck it.

    • http://attiresmind.blogspot.com/ Kiltdntiltd

      I have one word for you, Ryan. Speedo. Get one.

      • homofascist

        If I had that body you couldn’t get me out of a Speedo! Well, on second thought…

      • Trent

        Honestly, I’d rather see him in some Bob Benson shorts…

        • http://attiresmind.blogspot.com/ Kiltdntiltd

          TO each his own, my friend. We all have our own little fantasy worlds. (grin)

          • demidaemon

            I’d like pictures of bboth, actually, so we can spread the love around. :)

    • In_Stitches

      …he’s almost 40. How is this possible?

      • Trent

        WORD. And looking SO much hotter than when he was a 20-something twink. **wipes away drool**

        • Raspberry2012

          I know, this is downright yummy! Who cares about 40?

    • decormaven

      Just one of the regulars, toting his loot from CVS.

    • sugarkane105

      Sebastian’s still got it. Be still my preteen heart.

      • Deac82

        That swimming scene where we get a peek of his derriere confirmed my status as a big ole homo at the age of 16.

    • MarieLD

      It’s so foggy and wet on long island today. and we expect thunderstorms. but tomorrow is supposed to be lovely. happy travels. new york loves you.

    • queen b*tch

      The tattoo on his shoulder looks like a hand squeezing a ball sack.

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

        It really does – but according to something I just found on Inked, apparently it is his son’s hand holding his grandfather’s hand?

      • kmk05

        I thought it was a sad cocker spaniel.

        • Sarah

          I thought it was a long-haired woman with weird lips and no eyes.

          • kmk05

            …And now it cannot be unseen.

          • KinoEye

            HAHAHAHA. When a tattoo looks like so many different (lame) things besides what it actually is, you know it’s a bad tat. A good example of what not to do as I explore my options for getting my first (!) tat.

            • Sarah

              Good luck! And if you are picking fonts, DO NOT choose a font which has a “T” that is uncial. I had to get that fixed because people thought it was a “C” and “Mama Cried” is not at ALL what I meant.

            • KinoEye

              No words for me, at least not at the moment — I’m trying to give myself a lot of time to think/save money before I go through with it. But, I’m 99.9% positive I want a black cat, for several different reasons :-)

              Ahahaha, “Mama Cried.” She cried after she tried, I guess.

            • Sarah

              Particularly galling because my moms was not a weeper, and I certainly regret every time I made her do it. What’s sad is my fiance has “Hard to Handle” on his forearm and it’s in cursive. Some people can’t READ cursive, these days. Tragic.

            • KinoEye

              Sigh. We live in a benighted age.

            • decormaven


            • Jacob Bowen

              Good advice, I’m hoping to get my first tattoo when summer ends (cause who wants to not be able to swim in the summer?)!

    • Wink

      Looking good. It’s time to see him in a film.

    • Jessica Freeman

      And good morning!

    • Vanja

      We’re heading out to Fire Island” Is it that time of year again?
      I’m always side eyeing people for choosing a tattoo artist who doesn’t know how to draw hands.

    • DaveUWSNYC

      Love a man who shops at CVS

    • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

      That’s some pretty terrible ink he’s sporting.

    • http://heartprintandstyle.com/ Vivi N

      Some pedestrian-like tattoos going on there. Besides that, Ryan’s looking good.

    • marlie

      He’s in great shape, but I can’t get past the “eau de douche” to really appreciate it.

      (Edited for incoherence.)

    • ChaCha_70


    • Edward Thomas-Herrera

      Thank you. That’s all I want to say.

    • Introspective


      i’ll take all of this with a side of fries.

    • Glam Dixie

      Well Happy Friday the 13th Birthday to me and may I say, Dat Ass!

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

        Happy Birthday!

        • Glam Dixie

          Thank you, I completely forgot about my Sausage Friday present from the Uncles. Nice bonus!

      • Sarah

        Happy Birthday, Glam! It’s gonna be wet but not so hot in VA today, so that’s nice.

        • Glam Dixie

          My hay fields are happy about the rain and thank you!

      • marlie

        Bon anniversaire!!

      • KinoEye

        Happy birthday! I’m sending virtual cocktails (or whatever your drink of choice might be) your way.

      • BLauD

        Happiest of days to you!

      • ashtangajunkie

        Happy birthday, Glam!

      • Raspberry2012

        Happy Birthday, Glam!

      • Glam Dixie

        Thank you, everyone!

      • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

        Have a great day and Buon compleanno as they say in Italian!

      • decormaven

        Happy birthday to you! [Raises glass in your general direction.]

      • Jacob Bowen

        Happy Birthday!!! That ass is a GREAT birthday present!

    • Emily S

      It seems like a lifetime ago that he was with Reese Witherspoon. I know Reese isn’t T & L ‘s fave, but I’ve been turned off by him ever since he cheated on her.

      • Anna

        Same, I actually liked him better with Reese. The only role of his where I’ve ever found him endearing was in this movie called “Playing By Heart,” which had a fantastic ensemble cast (he played Angelina Jolie’s love interest!).

    • @Biting Panda

      That right there could take me away from all my woes.

    • joancarol

      Are those his prison tats?

    • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

      Breakfast sausage!

    • kmk05

      I may be having palpitations. It’s great to see he outgrew his Justin Timberlake phase.

    • MilaXX

      Never realized he had so many tats

    • boweryboy

      Joe Jonas lite. I like his swim trunks and practical use of flipflops. The sunglasses are not doing it for me, nor is the rest.

      • marlie

        Actually, it’s the other way around. RP has been acting almost since before JJ was born. πŸ˜›

        • boweryboy

          Yeah, but it’s other way ’round for me. I think Joe Jonas is hot in a weird way. Ryan Phillippe not so much

    • LilyVanessi

      Looks like he might be getting a little sunburnt on his chest. I’ll volunteer to apply ointment….

    • Gatto Nero

      This will do nicely.
      Have a fabulous weekend, TLo!

    • Danielle


      • @Biting Panda

        i want to tickle them with my hair.

        • demidaemon


    • Leah Elzinga

      damn. those tats are TRAGIC. spoken as someone that loves ink, but fo’ real.

      • Anna

        Reminds me of how bad Jolie’s dragon tat and “Billy Bob” tat used to be – before she had the sense to laser that shiz. Bad tats are always bad…but they’re so much worse on pretty people. Maybe that makes me sound awful, but I can’t help but feel that way.

      • http://www.rohannewton.com RohanMBN

        The tattoo’s ruin it for me. They are absurd. I love someone with some good work. I have a friend who has possibly the most beautiful tattoo I have ever seen, but this looks like his kid drew on him and he had it permanently inked on. Actually I hope that’s the case.

      • BLauD

        No joke. His back one looks remarkably like a pair of hands reaching through a vagina. I wonder if it’s for one of his kids…

    • Danielle

      By the way, can we put in requests for Sausage Friday? We need to objectify Chris Pratt’s new body for that tragic Jurassic Park remake.

      • Anna

        They had me at “Chris Pratt” and “male lead, rugged ex-military man.”

      • Sarah

        WHUT? No, say it ain’t so. Why Jurassic Park? That is ridiculous.

        • demidaemon

          Because dinosaurs always sell, even when the first version will be infinitely better. That’s how I explain it, at least.

    • http://www.snoskred.org/ Snoskred

      I will like to point out that, Ryan has recently finished shooting a pilot for a TV show which we saw here in Australia called Secrets and Lies. The good thing about the US version if it does go ahead, it has Juliette Lewis as the detective.

      I do hope they change the storyline somewhat from what it was here, but either way I’ll tune in to see these two acting up a storm. I think Ryan is pretty fabulous in almost everything he acts in, and of course Juliette is incredible :)

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

        Juliette Lewis as a detective sounds very promising!

    • Jeremiah Capacillo

      The Jon Snow is strong in this one.

    • Ashley Ellen Wilson


    • ashtangajunkie

      I had no idea that he was hiding that business under his clothes. Did he let his children draw his tattoos?

    • Raspberry2012

      Can I just tell ya how much I truly love Sausage Friday? Not that I don’t love seeing gorgeous clothes and fabulous shoes and bags. But sometimes Sausage Friday just makes the week totally worth it.

    • BazoDee

      Oh I think my heart literally skipped a beat -although admittedly it was from the thumbnail and my long standing crush on Ryan Phillippe. The full pics aren’t bad but my imagination was better – I liked him a bit leaner/brawnier than bulky.

    • KendraMR

      Mm,mm good. His hotness outweighs those gawd awful tattoos.

      • Shawn EH

        The left shoulder one isn’t so bad.

      • FibonacciSequins

        My thoughts exactly.

    • stubbornthoughts

      THANK YOU.

    • Shawn EH

      Nice tattoos. Only I don’t get the one on his back: what’s that hand holding?

      • raeb23

        it looks like a large hand holding a smaller one to me

    • macwell

      Wow. Just wow – again. I’ll have some of him and James Madsen please….:)

      • t bell

        Lord, can you imagine a double dose; I might not survive but it would be worth it.

        • macwell

          ****Spontaneously explodes****:)

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      Love that shot where his glasses are reflecting orange. (And all the other shots, too … especially the wet ones!)

    • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

      I could throw an angiocath from 30 paces and start an IV in one of those veins. (Once a nurse……)
      The tattoos are hideous. The pecs are glorious.

    • traceyishere

      Sand is now an accessory.

    • Dan_In_NYC

      TLO – Pines or Grove? I’m out this weekend as well.

    • txngyrrl

      This is a very nice way to start the Friday….but his style says douchebaggery to me all the way to the shoreline.

    • MoHub

      Sorry, but waistbands completely under the belly scare me.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QFW22QV426LUOEPGASPZJWJMDE MishaFoomin

        If he would pull the shorts up, we could see more thigh. I see where you are going. πŸ˜‰

    • JG

      From a distance, the back tattoo is hard to decipher, but for all those saying he should get a better artist: it was done by a very well known artist named Mr. Cartoon. He did “pay for the best.” I’m hoping that up close it looks better…we are at a distance in a glare? Maybe?

    • LadyVimes

      Mmm. Thanks Uncles.

    • julnyes

      Those are some of the worst tattoos I have ever seen.

    • ShaoLinKitten

      He is just a big pile of MEH to me. Even the pecs don’t outweigh the overall waft of douche.

    • unbornfawn

      I’d call this a WERQ.

    • alyce1213

      He’s meh to me. The thought of you going to F.I. excites me more than pictures of Ryan. I love Fire Island and I’m so glad it’s come back after the devastation of Hurricane Sandy. HAVE FUN!!!! Wear plenty of sunscreen (especially T).

    • ktr33

      yuck. he always looks dumb and pompous and boring.

    • Eclectic Mayhem

      “I’d rather kiss a tarantula.”

    • AnneElliot

      He’s cute but I’m so over tattoos.

    • http://www.lippsisters.com/ Deborah Lipp

      You’d think he’s famous enough to afford a decent tattoo artist.

    • http://www.flickr.com/photos/divine_aphasia/ Constant Cat

      Question: what the hell is that tattoo on his R shoulder blade. A Star Wars Muppet? Anyone??

      • bringbackbeatles

        I was trying to figure that out too. When I zoom in on the tattoo it kind of looks like a dog,