Pairs Division: Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston at “The Leftovers” Premiere

Posted on June 24, 2014

These two make the oddest couple to us. He’s the very definition of “pretentious” and she’s based her entire career on a “relatable gal” persona. And you can see that in their public style choices:

 

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That collar bar just gave us a SPLITTING headache. In fact, the pretension vibrations are so strong that it’s affecting our inner ear and we might just pass out at any second.  If it weren’t for the whole “getting punched in the face” risk, we’d be compelled to walk up to him and rip that thing off, if we were working in our rightful roles as Red Carpet Police. The rest of the look is fine. Boring, but fine. It’s a nice-looking suit, at least. We can’t make any claims about fit when he’s got his arm wrapped around her in every picture. If he’d just unbuttoned the top button or, even better, worn a tie of some sort, he’d probably be getting a near-perfect score, but THAT COLLAR BAR. We cannot. SCORE: 5/10.

She looks like she brought her favorite puffy-ass skirt and blingy shoes into the office that day and changed into them to meet him at his premiere … where he asked her to hold his watch for him because, in his words, “It’s all about the collar bar tonight, babe. I am ROCKING this shit.” Granted, it’s not her night, but still. She looks pretty half-assed. And puffy-assed. Seriously, is that skirt inflatable or something? SCORE: 5/10. 

COMBINED SCORE: 5/10.  We cannot “meh” hard enough.

By the way, the ads for this series don’t exactly make it look all that compelling. It just looks like a more contemplative version of The Walking Dead, without, y’know, the walking dead.

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Kristin Callahan/ACE/INFphoto.com]

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