Nicole Kidman Style Rundown

Posted on June 16, 2014

Miss Lady has been doing some serious poledancing in support of what sounds like a stinker of a movie. That’s the great style irony of the entertainment industry, darlings. Sometimes flops provide greater opportunities for designers than a hit would.

Either way, these looks deserve a rundown. Let’s do this, darlings.

 

Nicole-Kidman-Style-Shot-Armani-Prive-Dolce-Gabbana-Prada-Salvatore-Ferragamo-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO-(1B)Nicole Kidman attends press conference for “Grace of Monaco” during the 2014 Shanghai International Film Festival in Shanghai, China in a Salvatore Ferragamo long-sleeved pleated dress from the Fall 2014 collection paired with with black and violet t-bar black pumps.

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If there’s one look she nails to the wall practically every time, it’s “prim.” We see she’s decided to go the “prim + nipples” route this time, which is now likely to become a trend kicked off by Angelina just last week. Anyway, we like this on her. It’s so very her in the sense that we probably wouldn’t like it much on anyone else. Looks a bit heavy for Shanghai in June, though. Discussion point for y’all: Are her shoes a welcome pop of color or do they look like dog noses to you?

 

Nicole-Kidman-Style-Shot-Armani-Prive-Dolce-Gabbana-Prada-Salvatore-Ferragamo-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Nicole Kidman attends the premiere of “Grace of Monaco” during the 2014 Shanghai International Film Festival in Shanghai, China in an Armani Privé dress embroidered with Swarovski crystals and accessorized with Jimmy Choo black strappy sandals.

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Serving up Serene Highness realness. We don’t love it when we get in close to it, but the overall effect is pretty and ethereal, which is another type of look she tends to own. She’s Miss Prim and Ethereal. We’ll really know her career’s in trouble when she starts showing up on the red carpet in angel costumes. Anyway, it works beautifully here; especially since it appears to have been chosen as a modern callback to the dress she’s wearing in the poster behind her. We’re thinking the shoes are a bit distracting, though.

 

Nicole-Kidman-Style-Shot-Armani-Prive-Dolce-Gabbana-Prada-Salvatore-Ferragamo-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (5)Nicole Kidman attends the 2014 Shanghai International Film Festival Opening Ceremony in Shanghai, China in a Dolce&Gabbana embellished gown.

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Shimmery. Pretty. No complaints except it’s perhaps a bit expected. Then again, when was the last time she did something really unexpected on the style front?

The answer, coming up!

 

Nicole-Kidman-Style-Shot-Armani-Prive-Dolce-Gabbana-Prada-Salvatore-Ferragamo-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (7)Nicole Kidman attends the Celebrate Life Ball at Grand Hyatt Melbourne in Melbourne, Australia in a Prada embellished gown.

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You weren’t expecting that, now were you? BAM. Pornstar realness. That neckline is hideous and the non-color looks awful on her. It looks like a Project Runway entry that’s supposed to have illusion netting but the poor designer ran out of time. Nina’s going to be pissed.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: ImagineChina/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, INFphoto.com]

    • Bridget212323

      Who is working with her that they don’t say ‘we can see your nipples in that dress’?? The Armani is gorgeous, the D&G would look far better on Cate Blanchett and the Prada – what are they smoking these days?

      • FibonacciSequins

        I assumed she knew her nipples could be seen.

        • Bridget212323

          really??

          • FibonacciSequins

            I absolutely think it was a deliberate choice.

            • Meg0GayGuys6

              Like the rubber ones Miranda wore on SATC! :)

            • http://sleek.ly/ NiaNia of Sleek.ly

              I think it was deliberate too. Most celebs seem to be embracing the nude look.

            • Gatto Nero

              Of course. How could she not see it??

            • wisdomy

              New and Improved Nicole Kidman: Now Anatomically Correct!!!

            • Carleenml

              and is it that big of a deal? (apparently so judging by the Angelina comments the other day). I mean…they’re not going to hurt anybody.

            • Kitten Mittons

              You……. you can’t shoot lasers out of yours?

              *quietly calls the doctor*

            • sojourneryouth

              No, that’s totally normal. It’s how I reheat my lattes.

            • Kitten Mittons

              I can’t like this enough. I just love finding new practical uses for things I already have!

          • http://www.readbarbara.com/ ReadBarbara

            Well, nipples are standard equipment on women and sometimes they have a mind of their own, so is their making a clothed appearance that big of a deal?

        • StrandedFashionista

          I declare prim nipples to be ‘Primples.’

        • Megan Au

          Am I blind? I can’t see any nipples in any of those pictures above!

          • FibonacciSequins

            The very first photo. I don’t know how you’re missing them!

            • Megan Au

              Thank you! That pattern helps disguise them a bit, I was searching the last photo because I assumed that would be the dress that would let them show! They aren’t as noticeable in the second pic – maybe just the lighting is making it seem chilly in there?

          • Carleenml

            seeing them through fabric as opposed to really “seeing” them.

      • http://litbrit.blogspot.com/ Deborah Newell Tornello

        Agree with all your points. Prada sometimes (okay, often) go out of their way to be extra-horrid, don’t they? I mean, several people were involved in the design and execution of that last dress, and no-one along the way said, Hey wait a minute, this is actually pretty dreadful?

    • PastryGoddess

      Are we sure that Prada isn’t a Stella McCartney?

      • alyce1213

        I thought the Ferragamo, being so terribly over-designed, was more Stella-like, but you’re right, too. Can we call all bad designs (by anyone) Stellas?

        • FibonacciSequins

          “That dress is such a Stella.”

          • Stella Zawistowski

            Can we please say “such a Stella Mc” at least? So my name doesn’t become a curse word?

            (damn you, Stella McCartney)

            • FibonacciSequins

              Oh dear, I don’t want to turn your name into an insult!

        • PastryGoddess

          it can become a verb. A la Fendi Stella’d that dress up. Or the Stellafication of a brand.

      • Thomas

        Miuccia has designed some pretty bad stuff herself over the years.

      • Carleenml

        I’m having the same immediate “hate it” reaction to every Prada lately as I have to every Stella.

    • elemspbee

      what’s happening with the left boobage in that last photo?

      • gorghast

        She got implants and they settled strangely. Not uncommon for very thin women.

        • FibonacciSequins

          But it looks like there’s a line around the base of her left breast. I’m confused – is that a scar?

          • PastryGoddess

            I hope not. Maybe a vein or a skin pocket. again, it might be the way they settled

            • FibonacciSequins

              For Nicole’s sake, I hope it’s just a trick of the light.

          • Griffinqueen

            Possibly boob tape?

            • Dorothy_on_the_yellow_brick_rd

              Definitely boob tape. The adhesive scalloped_edged half moon variety for the extra lift and separate.

          • https://twitter.com/Gayer_Than_Thou Gayer Than Thou

            Definitely looks like some kind of a scar or thickening. Pity she chose such a fugly dress to expose it.

        • littlemac8

          That’s an interesting factoid. I’ve never heard that before about thin women.

        • sojourneryouth

          And I think they are too large and round, rather than the more teardrop shaped, more natural-looking ones. And, as also happens in thin women, they are too far apart. Posh Spice wants her 2001 tits back.

      • Anna

        They’re new, and I think the foundation is settling.

    • Anna

      Nic is really working those new bolt-on’s. Such a beautiful woman – I really don’t understand the need for new boobs at this point in her life. Love all the looks (including the pop of color in the first) – except that last one. It’s a mess. Like those boobs.

      • shirab

        I know, I had the same reaction. Why new boobs, and why now? Also they don’t suit her frame nearly as well as her natural ones did. Tall and willowy very seldom means buxom.

        • FibonacciSequins

          I can’t help but wonder if she feels competitive with Angelina, although that seems petty. I don’t know much about Nicole but she doesn’t seem petty, so hopefully I’m wrong.

          • wisdomy

            I don’t think she’s necessarily petty or competitive, but I do believe she’s insecure in her looks, which is freakin’ tragic. She started botoxing long before there was any need for that, and her hair is like a decades-long ode to self-loathing.

            • FibonacciSequins

              Sad but true.

            • Carleenml

              I think her face looks almost natural in the second photo. I wish it always looked like that.

            • smayper

              “ode to self-loathing” should be a song! And yeah, so many women (very much including me) have sported styles that fit the category. Brilliant.

        • gorghast

          Why now? My guess is that post-baby, in her mid-40s, she has a slightly thicker waist/stomach region than she did in her 30s (barely noticeable, IMO, but still noticeable), and an insecure actress might think that bigger breasts would balance out her proportions.

          • Donna Tabor

            Did she actually carry her own children? I’m not sure about that.

            • Kimbolina

              Not with Tom Cruise but I thought she did with Keith Urban.

            • marlie

              She carried her first with KU, but the second was born via surrogate.

            • makeityourself

              She carried one of her two children with Keith Urban. The second daufhter was via surrogate. The Tom Cruise kids were adopted.

              This is her second boob job.

            • DuBey2

              Wow! Talk about living under a rock! I had no idea she (or anyone who isn’t dying of cancer…) had her babies carried by surrogate. Which is why I depend on you BKs to inform me. Now I will look at fantastic bods of actresses/moms in a whole new way.

            • lundibleu

              I think SJP did as well – unless I’m remembering wrong, the twins were carried by surrogate. I tend to assume that there’s been some reason they can’t carry them to term themselves, rather than vanity.

            • DuBey2

              Probably something really important, like a movie schedule.

            • lundibleu

              I did have that thought too, although both SJP and NIcole were in early-mid 40s when they had kids by surrogates, so that may also have had something to do with it.

            • DuBey2

              1st world problems

          • Erica

            Yes, plus mom boobs (she carried one of her little ones). By that I mean they can deflate on you. A friend of mine just got her some new ones to counteract that. Me? I just let mine go (but mine are just headed south, not deflated).

      • Anna

        Where the hell have I been? I was completely unaware of all this, been living under a rock apparently. My first reaction was literally, “Whoa! THOSE are new!”

        • Kate Andrews

          They’re new all right! I wish she’d let well enough alone. But I guess if you’re a Hollywood actress, it’s hard to let time take its course.

          • Anna

            She seemed more than fine in that department to me. I remember seeing photos of her at some event not too long ago in an open-back dress where braless was pretty much the only option, and she was pulling it off just fine.

            But yeah, I guess once you start making alterations, it’s hard to stop scrutinizing other areas you believe need fixing.

            • Kate Andrews

              It’s just like painting one room of the house, and the rest start to look shabby. Not that Nicole Kidman is a house. You know what I mean.

            • Anna

              Ha, well she has had a lot of renovations over the years…

      • Leah Elzinga

        I actually know way more women that get them done later in life rather than earlier… more… “issues” I guess. That said, a visible boob job scar will never NOT be tacky. Like, the height of tacky.

        • TerryMH

          Is that what that is? I was wondering what the heck that line was around her breast? My first thought was, are those plastic breasts you can buy at the party store for Halloween? Now I know better. They’re plastic breasts you can buy at your plastic surgeon’s office….looks about the same to my eye.

      • KinoEye

        I was thinking she looked much more busty than she has in the past. They’re her boobs, but I liked them how they were before. Not every boob has to be huge to be beautiful/sexy.

      • Chuck Barthelme

        Absolutely agree. She looks out of proportion now. Not that there’s an ideal proportion, but it’s pretty obvious those boobs were meant for someone a little larger than herself. Too bad, really, because she looked great without them.

    • Glam Dixie

      The D&G and the Armani look the best on her, don’t care much for the other two.

    • S-k-s

      Am I the only one who finds the black bow in the armani weird and off-putting? Otherwise, gorgeous dress.

      • MilaXX

        I find the addition of the belt & black shoe ws a failed attempt to make the dress not look bridal

      • Thomas

        I don’t mind it, but I think it would be more appropriate for a Christmas premiere.

      • V No Privacy

        Totally. It’s too heavy for the dress – weighs it down. Another color might have worked better.

      • lundibleu

        Not at all – the bow and the shoes are the needlescratch element. Would work better with a different colour.

    • lexilexi

      What color IS her hair anyway?

      • PastryGoddess

        she’s a natural strawberry blond I think

        • Gatto Nero

          Yes — her hair used to be reddish and quite curly, if I remember correctly. But so much of her has changed since then.

          • KinoEye

            It was always some variation of red until fairly recently. As someone who has red in their natural hair color, but doesn’t necessarily qualify as a full redhead without using henna or dye, I’ll never understand WHY anyone would ditch that gorgeous color for that awful blonde she loves so much. I’d cut a bitch for her hair circa Eyes Wide Shut.

        • BayTampaBay

          It is a little deeper red than strawberry blond and very curly.

      • makeityourself

        Grey.

        • Shawn EH

          Snap!

    • FibonacciSequins

      The only look I really like is #1. Prim with a hint of dominatrix. Can’t un-see the dog noses.

      • Grumpy Girl

        But I like the puppy noses! It’s a pop of color and it’s fun, which isn’t something I would normally say about her. Just wish the dress was a dark blue or green instead of black.

    • crash1212

      Pro Tip: If you’re going to let the nipples show (and there’s not judgement should you decide to do so) make sure they are both at the same longitude and latitude.

      • Valdri8

        Good Latiboob! may become the new Attagirl!

    • Alaska Snob

      Did the last dress get attacked by a wolf on the side boob? I don’t understand that design element. And a rhinestone harness?

      • FibonacciSequins

        Ha, I didn’t even notice that detail on the last dress. Looks like Wolverine got hold of it.

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          I’m loving the mental image of Hugh Jackman being pulled off Nicole…it’s just got such a twisted, creepy vibe!

      • Lattis

        I think they are gills. Side-boob gills.

    • ChelseaNH

      I just realized, she needs to play Taylor Swift’s mother.

    • Thomas

      LOVE the second look other than the mullet hem.

    • JMEL

      That last dress is shapewear with embellishments. Who knew- spanx and rhinestones! It’s the new thing.

      • B. Garcia

        You nailed it. Why does any woman want to wear a dress the color of old, “flesh”-colored support hose?

      • decormaven

        I think that is the single ugliest piece of garment Nicole has ever worn. And the hair with it- tragic.

    • lunchcoma

      I hate the Catwoman’s Grandmother get up in the first picture, so I’ll consider the shoes a welcome pop of color. I wish she’d based the outfit around them instead.

      • Gatto Nero

        I’m not fond of that dress either — the cinched neckline and fit-and-flare skirt.

        • Lulu

          And it looks like it’s made of neoprene and vinyl.

    • nannypoo

      I hate every single one of these outfits. And I see she got herself some new boobies. How does she find the time for all these procedures? It seems like she appears on a red carpet somewhere in the world at least once a week. Doesn’t she need recovery time?

    • GeoDiva

      In the second look, I thought it was her BFF Naomi Watts. That last dress was awful. Why do pale women continue to wear peachy shades? She needs color!

      • Jacqueline Wessel

        In the second look, I thought it was Taylor Swift.

    • Barbara Affolter

      Her forehead’s doing THE THING again. It scares me.

    • kimmeister

      For me, the order these looks are listed are exactly in descending rank of chicness. Love the first look, pops of color and all. 2nd look is ok, but the shoes are too geometric-looking for that dress. 3rd is “of course” and 4th is “WHAT THE?” I generally find it a good rule of thumb that one’s breasts should be located in the same place as the breasts of the dress.

      But, I do like that she has a watch on in almost all of these looks.

    • ivfive

      Speaking of dog noses, didn’t you notice the ones on her chest in the black dress?

    • Bower Bird

      I love the shoes in photo #1, but can’t stand the dumpy my-husband-is-losing-interest-so-I-need-porn-jugs look. #nipples

    • Sabin

      Hate. Fake. Boobs.

      Hate.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      I’m on board with the first three looks.Love the skirt on the first dress, and the nipples give it a naughty nanny vibe. The second is very Cinderella princess. The fourth is unexpected from Princess Grace.

    • bunnydiet

      I don’t understand why stars wear something the color of a bandaid. The idea behind a bandaid is “not to show up.” Stars pass the test.

    • MilaXX

      Love the first look despite the nips. Do stylist no longer carry petals in their bags or are they seriously trying to make this a thing? Didn’t see dog noses until you said it. Now I can’t unsee.
      Second look don’t love the black belt, and the black shoe is too heavy.
      Love the third look. It’s not unexpected but it looks great.
      On the opposite end of the spectrum is this porno real ness fourth dress. Burn it with fire.

    • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

      In that second dress, she is Taylor Swift’s mother.

      • Annaline39

        Yes!!

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

        Absolutely. Since Nicole was wearing couture before Taylor was born* I don’t think she should be taking styling tips from her.

        * slight artistic licence

    • pattyw

      She has been wearing some lovely black kitten heels with her daytime looks that would have worked perfectly with the Armani, particularly if the hem had been tea length instead of mullet. I don’t know what to say about the boobs. If they are in fact new, that makes me sad.

    • theblondette

      Sigh. She used to be so beautiful. And I think she would have aged into a beautiful 40-something. Looking at her makes me feel sad now.

      • Shawn EH

        No more aging. Frozen in time like Mr. Freeze’s wife!

    • BLauD

      That last dress has gills. Why does a dress need gills??

      • Twigg

        To distract from the boob surgery scars.

        • Valdri8

          I know – it totally looks like that, right?

    • Steve Ek

      There really is a serious titscrepancy in that last look. One boob is sagging and the other is at attention. Doesn’t look to be the fault of the gown.

    • Mothra

      Are those her boobs and nipples?

      • B. Garcia

        She paid for them, so I guess they are hers.

    • Gatto Nero

      The D&G gown is the most successful look here. Not particularly unexpected, but it fits beautifully, it’s gorgeous and elegant, and it’s perfectly styled.

    • http://www.bertkeeter.com Bert Keeter

      BOOBS? When did they get so….full? The Ferragamo looks hideous…. Ms Nipples Galore… With a more relaxed bust it would be great on her. None of these are exceptional…. I actually like the PRADA the best…. except for the excess boobage!

      • Gloriana Reginata

        It’s called age. Your forties are generally worth at least one extra cup size, and sometimes two.

        • kittentoes

          I’m going to die, then.

          • theblondette

            You and me both, buddy. 31 now and my boobs are already taking over my upper body…

            But anyway, these are very clearly implants. 40-something breasts don’t get bigger and also move UPWARD, sadly ;)

    • Lex

      Remember when she used to wear actual color?! She dressed way cooler 15 years ago– that chartreuse Oscar gown when she was Mrs. Cruise comes to mind. I hate these beige/blush years on her.

      • imspinningaround

        Her chartreuse Oscars Dior remains my favorite awards show look of ALL TIME. Just everything about that ensemble was amazing. The color, the fit, the embellishments, the styling. It was all perfect.

        • Lex

          I 100% agree. I remember seeing her walk onto my TV screen watching E! red carpet and she took my breath away– it was SO different and unique and ballsy. She rocked it!

    • Zeee

      Love the shoes. Want the shoes. Need the shoes.

    • Rebecca Bledsoe

      Why does the Prada gown have boob gills?

      • smh4748

        So they can breathe, presumably!

      • leahpapa

        Thank you!!! I just kept staring at my screen. Miuccia Prada put gills on the bust of a dress. I…I can’t. (She also called NK a “zero” for sexual appeal in a New Yorker article a few years back, so maybe Prada just has it out for the poor thing.)

        • KateShouldBeWorking

          What a tacky thing to bring up.

    • OffToSeeHim

      OMG, hate her with such a passion. “…or do they look like dog noses?” Well, they do NOW! :-D

    • marlie

      She’s still hawking this movie?? Anyway… The first dress: edgy chic. The silhouette is a little top-heavy, but I still like it anyway. The second: Pretty, but a bit “edgy bridal.” The third, is simply gorgeous. I love it. The last dress: a big fat NO. The color is blah, that ruching on the bodice is unnecessary, there’s not enough support, and it’s just… tacky.

    • LadyVimes

      I love all of it except the shoes on the second (completely ruin it), and the last one.
      Regarding the nipples on the first, I believe even Princess Grace would have worn pasties, dear.

    • KT

      Oh wow. The first three looks are so beautiful, and that last one is… WTF. And I know it’s kind of fucked up to comment on her body, but… is that a breast implant/reduction scar I see? That can’t be it, right? Whatever it is, it’s almost distracting me from this HIDEOUS dress, and that’s really saying something… maybe that was the plan?

    • Darcy H

      I swear she’s been poledancing for this movie for like a decade.

    • quiltrx

      Second and third dresses are gorgeous and very much in her wheelhouse (and there’s nothing wrong with that). I really like the skirt of the first look but the top does look way too heavy. And I love the shoes (and dog noses, which they don’t really look like to me).
      That last look…YIKES. There’s a way we like you to look, and this isn’t it. That titscrepancy is alarming. And as hubby and I often say, “come on lady. You’re someone’s mother!”

    • Man Dala

      In the first look the nipples (and not the shoes) look like dog noses. Wet ones.

    • trisker

      The trim on that last dress looks like cheap Christmas tinsel. Love all these comments re: boobs — you guys know a LOT!

    • JANA WELLS

      When did she get boobs??

    • m3grrl

      Are those tire tracks?

    • altermyego

      Regarding your question about the shoes in the first picture….like them as a pop of color. The fact that they also look like dog noses makes me love them even more.
      Commenting on the other pictures is too exhausting.

    • Linda Leeson

      So what’s with the tire tracks on the side of the Prada?

      • http://redheadedwolf.wordpress.com/ Laura Renee

        Someone tried to kill it.

        • livesarah

          All the likes for this!^

      • Folk Devil

        They kinda remind me of stretch marks…

    • TwiddlyStun

      For some reason when I saw the under-side-boob… embellishment? … on the last dress, I thought she got a hug from Wolverine.

    • Columbinia

      I had never given Miss Kidman’s endowments a moment’s notice or thought. Now I can’t unsee her detailed chestal region in that tight, black, rubbery-looking thing — and I really wish I could.

    • MannahattaMamma

      Why all the lopsided hairdos? Is it supposed to distract us from the fact that her face doesn’t move?

    • St. Ace

      I totally got “The Taylor Swift That Could Be” from the 2nd look!

    • livesarah

      That Prada is vomitous. That Ferragamo is bad too. But the shoes are wonderful.

    • KimThore

      So tired and exhausted by the let me bare all, have a thigh gap to my hipbones, and oh look here are my nipples trend….agreed Nicole does do prim and proper well, but the shoes do look like purple puppies, the black Jimmy Choos are far too heavy and the train wreck porn “ensem” would have perhaps worked in a different color and one less diamante abstraction.

    • kmk05

      Oh man, I hate the mullet hem. Badly. Is it terrible that I’m half-loving the pornstar look? SHE’S WEARING SOMETHING DIFFERENT, and it’s more modern than most of her get-ups. It’s so tacky that I’m loving it.

    • brown-eyed girl

      Dog noses! Exactly!

      • Shawn EH

        Cute puppies!

    • sweetlilvoice

      On that last outfit, for a moment, I thought the ruching on the side was writing. It reminds me of a tattoo. I’m glad to be wrong.

    • Aurumgirl

      In that first photo the shoes are an interesting pop of colour. But no one is looking at the shoes.

    • Kelly

      That first one looks awfully trash-baggy. But I like the dog-nose shoes. I wish she’d worn different shoes for the second outfit, though — black would be fine, but these are just too fierce for the dress.

    • Lilithcat

      I really hope that’s not a scar from her implant surgery that I’m seeing in that last photo.

    • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

      I just looked at these for the second time, and I have to ask – has she supplemented the girls? I don’t remember her ever looking this full-breasted, not even when she was pregnant.

      • lobsterlen

        I was wondering the same exact thing.

    • Jecca2244

      the top of that Prada looks like a bad bra. and is it just me or is it gaping on the right side (our right).

    • GillianHolroyd

      Man, I thought the Armani mullet with the black sash would be getting a full ration of hate here as based on past posts, the majority of BKs hate mullets and sashes with bows and here we have *both*. I don’t like it here because the sash looks like an afterthought, the dress is the color of dirty dishwater, and she’s definitely got Naomi hair.

      If I had to pick one, the D&G looks the best; it’s no great shakes either being colorless but it shows off her figure quite well.

      • suzq

        I really do want to rip that black sash off!

    • ChiKat67

      Why does her last dress have gills?

    • Shawn EH

      The pornstar dress just needed one of Sophia Loren’s wigs to complete the look; loving the black (not just Prim, but Puritan Prim — which is why it’s such a shame Bewitched wasn’t good; but Practical Magick was!) and the shimmery third one, but the one with the belt fails. It’s like she’s imitating gal pal Naomi Watts.

    • DuBey2

      1. Love the shoes w/their pop of color
      2. No
      3. Meh
      4. Would love in a true color & if it was hoiked up about 2.5 inches on each side. The jewels are interesting on the geometry of those straps

    • MyFavoriteColorIsGlitter

      When did she get a boob job???
      Oh Nic…
      In the second look she could totally be Taylor Swift’s mom.

    • veronicafish

      She’s gonna take Keith’s eyes out with those things.

    • Imasewsure

      That last look is slutty skater prom… the first dress caught my interest a lot though

    • nomnom

      Did she upgrade her chest area?

    • DinahR

      In addition to the overall hiddy-ness, I don’t get the darts on the side of the bust on the last dress either. They look like gills… and they don’t appear to be at all necessary toward the construction or the bust fit (such as that is in this dress). But I like her other looks. Maybe she lost a bet??

    • Denise Rambo

      That first dress makes her head look humongous.

    • ShaoLinKitten

      The first one is hideous. The second one looks like she is trying to impersonate Taylor Swift. The third one is an automatic fail because I’m pretty sure I can see the line where she had her implants put in. Oh Nicole. You used to be the prettiest.

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      In the last photo, is that a scar vertically following the line of her left breast? It was distracting. And the first photos, yes all I can see are nipples and dog noses.

    • judybrowni

      I was thinking “Grecian Goddess Hooker.”

    • MM4321

      Her boobs are trying to make a break for it in that last dress.

    • JynxTheCat

      What are those things on her face. Oh wait. Expressions! Haven’t seen those on her since she was 19! I think that is a real smile in the first one. Sheesh!