He looks like he’s attending his child’s high school graduation.
What he’s doing to an Armani suit here should be considered a CRIME. A CRIME OF FASHION. Officers, arrest this man! He made world class Italian menswear look like something he got at a discount Big n’ Tall store! SEIZE HIM!
Seriously, why the HELL is his jacket hem several inches below his crotch? Why is his tie so short? Why are his pants puddling around his ankles like he’s sitting on a toilet? Who is the asshole that folded his pocket square like a used napkin? Can we get them deported or something? Because punishments need to be meted out here.
Giorgio, please tell us you don’t support this. Otherwise, we may have to call you an old whore.
We feel strongly about this, as you might surmise.
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