Marion Cotillard in Christian Dior Couture at the 2014 CFDA Fashion Awards

Posted on June 03, 2014

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Marion-Cotillard-Christian-Dior-2014-CFDA-Awards-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Marion Cotillard attends the 2014 CFDA fashion awards at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center, New York City in a Christian Dior couture dress paired with Christian Dior pumps and Christian Dior and Chopard jewelry.

Marion-Cotillard-Christian-Dior-2014-CFDA-Awards-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Christian Dior Spring 2014 Couture Collection

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And then you can’t see anything else but the disembodied heads of crying little Catholic girls. We think we’re done here.





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  • Introspective

    so everyone’s decided to play with our feelings today. lena, lupita, now marion. I cant take this anymore. *logging off*

    • Carleenml

      google “Coco Rocha in Christian Siriano” at the same event. You’ll feel better.

      • Daisy Walker

        And Solange. I think she won the night.

      • Jessica Freeman

        My favorite look from the night. She slayed it.

    • demidaemon

      To be fair, though, Marion’s connection to Dior makes this a bit more commonplace than some of the other failures today.

  • Laura

    Why…just why, would anyone ever want to be shaped like that? TLo, we’re going to need some eye bleach this morning. Don’t let us down.

  • Capt. Renault

    You’re better than this, Marion. A well-timed ‘Non’ could put an end to this nonsense.

  • Jeremiah Capacillo

    No words.

    I will say this though – kudos to whoever styled her. The styling almost makes this work. Valiant effort that didn’t exactly succeed.

  • luludexter

    why Dior, why?!?

    • Daisy Walker

      Wish I could upvote this 1,000 times.

      • DesertDweller79

        Me, too! It is really the only logical response.

    • Lucía Gavello

      Because her boobs are getting married. That’s my guess.

      • demidaemon

        When do the veils come off? Because I am waiting for that moment.

      • DebbieLovesShoes


  • Denise Rambo

    But the necklace is TO DIE FOR!

    • kimmeister

      Hunh, I had thought it was attached!

      • Denise Rambo

        They may have attached it for her but it wasn’t included in the runway version.

  • sugarkane105

    Tit mud flaps.

    DIOR, STOP. What are you DOING? STAHP.

  • Julie Chase

    Why would anyone do this to their shape? This might be the dumbest dress I have seen in a long time.

    • conniemd

      Really dumb is the best descriptive adjective for this dress.

  • Jessi03

    What the hell is going on with Dior these days?

    • Denise Alden

      One name: Raf Simons.

  • Kate Andrews

    Well, at least she has two nice hankies if someone needs them.

  • deelup

    Her boobs are getting married in a double ceremony.

  • Courtenay P

    I’m slowly but surely forming a deep personal vendetta against Raf Simons.

    • Lori

      I seriously, honestly want someone to explain to me why he still has a job.

      • Sarah

        Everybody knows who he is, now, don’t they? I mean, my cat thinks crapping in the middle of the kitchen floor is a good way to get my attention, but I don’t necessarily AGREE with that.

        • Lori

          A need for attention, even negative attention, explains why Simons wants the job. Does it also explain why Dior wants Simons? Is negative attention benefiting the brand? I’m asking.

          • Sarah

            I’m not really sure. Maybe they think he’s bringing something…fresh(?) to the brand?

          • AnaRoW

            I Googled this. Apparently the company wanted to move as far away from the Galliano years as possible. I guess this is how you do it.

          • Lori

            I’m all for staying away from the antisemitism, but in terms of fashion I really don’t get it, and I seriously wonder if this is selling well enough to validate Raf’s idiocy as a strategy.

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            I certainly understand wanting to move away from Galliano, but good heavens-this is the House that Dior built-can they really think Simons is doing good work?

        • demidaemon

          I love that, when thinking of a comparison to Dior’s current lead designer, some version of shitting came into your head.

        • ankali

          Do you think he’s doing this as a strategy? Like, “Everyone was going to compare me to Galliano unfavorably anyway. This way, there’s no place to go but up.”

          • Sarah

            Hmm. Interesting take. I always assume it’s just “I’m designing for DIOR. Carte blanche, bitches.”

        • Kent Roby

          It’s a good analogy; both poo and Dior have gone in the toilet.

      • Courtenay P

        I’m so confused. I loved his work at Jil Sander but this Dior mess I CANNOT.

        • Thomas

          I loved his work at Jil Sander too, esp his men’s stuff. It’s like his minimalist aesthetic combined with Dior’s silhouette have combined to create a frankenstein. Unfortunately, it seems that some of the critics are lapping it up.

          • Kent Roby

            There’s a critic (or more) somewhere who actually like this mess? That makes me even sadder. Then again, Wintour put that K-word train wreck on the cover of Vogue, so I guess we’re nearing the end of the world anyway.

          • Thomas

            Sadly, yes. He won an award at this year’s CFDA Awards and I think Cathy Horyn (The New York Times fashion critic) is a fan as well.

    • KateShouldBeWorking

      He and Lagerfeld need to go in the corner and think about what they’ve done.

      • DesertDweller79

        This just made me laugh like a loon. Really glad there was no one around to hear that.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Raf needs a very, very, very, very, very loooooooooooooonnnnnnggggg time out in the woodshed.

    • Thomas

      Ironic because Raf Simons won the International Award, whatever that is lol

    • luludexter

      Dior, making beautiful women look like shit since 2012…

      • lamamu

        Raf Simons seems bent on a one-man crusade to turn Fashion Vixens in to Fashion Victims.

    • DesertDweller79

      I’ve finally moved on from anger to depression. This just makes me sad.

    • demidaemon

      Only slowly? At this point? I commend your patience and kindness.

  • Melissa

    Comforting or breastfeeding? This dress becomes more disturbing every time I look at it.

    • mellorcr

      I was gonna use the word “Suckling”, but same difference!

  • Rhonda Shore


  • Anapestic

    The tit-veils (I don’t know what to call them) look slightly less awkward on the model than on Marion. The way she’s standing makes them look uneven.

    Maybe if they zipped or snapped shut at the bottom, ball girls could use them to hold tennis balls at the French Open? I have no other explanation for those things. I especially don’t get them on MC. This isn’t the first contractual Dior disaster we’ve seen. Is her manager holding a grudge for something?

    • JenniferA

      Someone on Fug Girls called them “breast wimples.” 😀

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        For the naughty nun just crying to get out!

  • sienna elm

    In the runway shot it looks more like wings, although why anyone would need wings on their front is beyond me. Maybe it`s backwards and it`s a Dior joke on everyone!

  • AC Simons

    Her expression says it all, “Aw geez, I hate this, too!!!” Dior has come out with one awful outfit after another (Jennifer Lawrence can attest to that). How much do they pay these women to wear this stuff.

    • mlurve

      Seriously, her eyes are screaming “someone help me please!”

    • ankali

      She looks pissed. Like she can’t believe that she lost the “rip those fucking things off” argument in the green room.

  • NBG

    Dior trippin’, yo.

  • j_am

    Why on earth would anyone wear this??

    • Lori

      Contractual obligation, aka $$$

  • Sarah

    Her jewelries are delightful. Her mammary mantillas are not.

    • Audrey Lee

      I laughed so loudly my coworkers checked on me. Mammary mantillas, holy lol.

    • kimmeister

      THAT RING!

      • Sarah


        • KinoEye

          Right? That glorious ring deserves better. I can give it better. It would probably never leave my finger.

    • smayper


  • rkdgal

    The dress is so aggressively weird we can’t even start on the shoes! What’s happening around the back there?! There is nowhere to look that is safe but her face. OOHHH…I see what you did there, Marion. What a gorgeous face you have :)

    • kimmeister

      I was about to like the shoes until I realized they had their own built-in shoehorn. Weird.

  • Wattage

    Dior needs a new designer. Sheesh, it just gets worse and worse.

  • teensmom99

    I need those shoes.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Good lord, Dior, how the mighty have fallen.

  • Janet B

    Ugh, at least the necklace is pretty.

  • ovarB

    …that is all.

  • elemspbee

    nip kerchief? what’s with the ugliness this morning?
    but those shoes. they save.

  • International Model

    I wore my white lace blouse yesterday that I got for a dollar at a thrift store.

    The satisfying scratching of my itchy skin when I got home could not have compared to Marion’s orgasm after getting that thing off.

  • MinAgain

    Ye gods, it is the Lace Apocalypse.

  • Claire

    I think it’s time for everybody to admit that Raf Simons and Dior are a tragic combination. Raf is capable of making great clothes but something about Dior just brings an endless stream of not-quite-garbage-but-certainly-dancing-on-the-precipice-of-garbage ensembles out of him.

  • hughman

    “Tell us, Mother Marion, how do you solve a problem like Maria?”

    “Come here my children and kneel and lay your heads on my breasts while I sing about mountains…”

    • kimmeister

      You’ve discovered the true meaning behind “Climb every mountain”!

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      If I laugh(cackle, actually) any louder, I”m going to traumatize the cat!

  • Christin Pardy-Nosenchuk

    It looks like her boobs are weeping.

  • Mary Elizabeth Poytinger Baume

    holy god. back away from the dior…back away!

  • Carleenml

    or breastfeeding crying little catholic girls. either way…

  • Jessica Freeman

    Does not compute. At what point did we need lace rib wings?

  • Bert Keeter

    How clever …a dress that comes with dinner napkins attached! Raf….go away!

  • frannyprof

    Everyone just needs to stop wearing Christian Dior. Right now.

  • Bert Keeter

    The DIOR collection… other than the classic DIOR Bar pieces, are gathering dust on a retail level… Wonder why?

  • SugarSnap108

    Her angel wings are on backwards. Or something.

  • GorgeousThings

    Once again, Raf Simons proves that he can’t design if his life depended on it.

  • Danielle

    WHAT is going on at Dior?

  • suzq

    Couture for fashionistas with a concealed carry license!

  • FibonacciSequins

    Raf Simons is just seeing how much he can get away with now.

  • KT

    That is the definition of hideous.

  • marlie

    I give up on her.

  • Joey Melliza

    ugly is the new couture! riccardo please stop this madness with a fierce dose of…fierce

  • Jaeda Laurez

    I feel you Marion…I’d have to smooth my forehead and think of the money, too.

  • nannypoo

    In the last picture we see someone from the House of Dior reaching out in an attempt to get her off the red carpet and correct their mistake but, alas, it’s too late.

  • unbornfawn

    Nipple veils?

  • ashtangajunkie

    “Marion Cotillard in Nobody Wants to Be Me or Do Me at the 2014 CFDA Fashion Awards”? Hideous.

  • GeoDiva

    The shoes have some appeal….otherwise Marion should just cash her checks and move on.

  • ChelseaNH

    “For the woman carrying twins!” — from the designer with no knowledge of female anatomy.

  • MoHub

    So she’s competing with Lupita in the Fashion Disappointment sweepstakes? She’s another one on that slippery downhill run to fashion hell.

  • Wink

    That’s it! No more lace/mesh/sheer fabric for ANYONE for the rest of the year!

    • kimmeister

      If you set fire to the sheer factory, I won’t tell. Just make sure everyone has exited the building first.

      • demidaemon

        It’s too bad we can’t do the same for lace, as most of it would send horrendous emissions into the atmosphere.

  • Kent Roby

    Marion looks pissed. So am I.

  • Bobbie_Loblaw

    I . . . um . . . I like her blue nail polish?

    • SuzBald

      Nice with the ring. I just focused on that.

  • random_poster

    I weep for the return of the Real Marion and long for the day she’ll be released from Dior Hell.

  • Jennifer

    That is the face of someone who is thinking, WTF was I thinking walking out the door in this.

    Good grief, that is hideous.

  • Noah

    Is someone at Dior paid to get starlets contracts and then humiliate them on the red carpet? It sounds like a pretty sweet gig.

  • KinoEye

    I don’t think I’ll ever understand why Dior as interpreted by Raf Simons is so aggressively ugly. I mean… when you design a couture dress worth the GDP of a third-world country, it probably shouldn’t make people think the wearer is comforting little Catholic girls. Also, those shoes. HIDDY.

    The ring, however, can come home with me. I’ll give it a good life.

  • Anna

    No, Father. I will NOT forgive Raf Simons for trespassing against us. SO THERE!!!

  • majorbedhead

    Is it Butt-Fugly Fashion Day or something? Why did no one tell me so I could stay away?

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Throughout the BK community BK’s are retiring to their fainting couches, opening bottles of wine/whiskey to recover from the horror that is BAD FASHION Tuesday

  • ChiKat67

    I feel like this is the equivalent of a cry for help. Someone at Dior is being held against their will and will keep producing craptastic “couture” until they are rescued.

  • Laura Renee

    Dior has lost its collective mind.

  • estella_nyc

    LOL you guys are too much!

  • Tee

    She’s not of this world. Our mammals express milk. She expresses lace!

  • what not

    Ugh. Despite being famous professional actresses, Dior’s contractually-bound clothes hangers can’t even muster enthusiasm for it during public displays, and no one can blame them. The whole farce is making everyone look bad, so let’s just admit Dior’s awful this season and start over, no?

    • boweryboy

      Awful this season? This WTFery has been going on since 2012.

      • demidaemon

        Yes, it’s looking more and more like an awful decade of Dior. :(

  • HVM

    This should be a leading contender for Worst Look of the Year.

  • Lex

    Tit veils

  • TerryMH

    I disagree – this might be the most perfect dress ever for a new mom. Those schmattes are incredibly convenient when you have to burp a baby or wipe a little one’s mouth. Genius, I say.

  • Beto

    What the hell…?!

  • Ashleigh

    What the hell is going on with Dior?

  • BayTampaBay

    What has happened to Dior. I am sure Christian is rolling over in his grave.

  • A Shiny O’Connor

    Her boobs are getting married to each other.

  • decormaven

    Hey, Marion, pass me one of those lace hankies, please. I feel a sad coming on.

  • siriuslover

    to quote one of my favorite commercials: “That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works!” I mean, it’s kind of creepy.

    • Imasewsure

      I still laugh at that commercial too… and I’m laughing at this outfit right now

  • Kirstin McAulay

    Wow. So it isn’t just Jennifer Lawrence that Dior do it to….

  • Shelby

    You know, I feel like giving her kudos regardless. Dior’s designers the past few seasons have been out of their friggin’ mind, but I think she kinda looks chic. That takes some serious poise.

    • Miss wks

      Agreed. And I love the 4 leaf clover lace motif…..

  • Sarah

    Her breasts have wings. Fly away home, breasts! Go where the wind takes you!

  • MilaXX

    Now THIS is a fashion misstep. WTH? Seriously, W.T.H.!!!

  • melanie0866

    I love the shoes. And the ring.

  • Judy_J

    In the fourth photo you can almost hear her thinking “How the hell did I let anyone talk me into this ridiculous dress?”

  • KendraMR

    If I were her, I would give Dior all of it’s money back in pennies and go another fashion house because this freakin ridiculous.

  • poggi

    I like the ring and shoes, so while styling alone really can’t mitigate this mess it doesn’t make it any worse. In comparison, Lupita’s styling made her “wear this” ensemble look worse. But really Lena’s mess was largely of her creation so I will save my ire today for her. Marilyn you are safe.

  • Qitkat

    OK, Marion, I am not going to defend you any more if you keep this up!

  • Monabel

    She is being blackmailed into this. Look at the sad resignation.

  • AnneElliot

    I feel like my sartorial world is ending. Why, Marion, why??? Porquoi??

  • LaSylphide

    Jeepers, those are some saggy boobs. Looks like she’s breast-fed about 80 children.

  • Tracey Magyar

    Maybe it’s a nursing dress? Flip up the flap and stick the baby underneath? Not that she is nursing…so oh well.

  • appliquer

    WTH? I do like the shoes, though. I feel sorry for any one who has to wear Dior.

  • Gatto Nero

    Lacy boob peplums??
    I give up.

  • boweryboy

    NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! Raf Simons needs to be stopped. Somebody stop him. Please make the fugly go away.

    On a related note, this past few weeks has been the Seattle International Film Festival, and I was thrilled to see there was a documentary on Christian Dior. Then, upon further review, I discovered it was documentary on Raf Simons first couture collection for Christian Dior. Angrily, I stepped away form the ticket booth. True story.

    • demidaemon

      In retrospect, though, you could have reported to us on why THIS has happened. I, for one, would like to know what is going on in his head so I know exactly where to direct my ire.

  • Jecca2244

    i’ve come to the conclusion that some of these women don’t care what they are wearing or what they look like because they are laughing all the way to the bank with the Dior check in hand.

    • B_C_J

      I think you are absolutely right.

  • LaPetiteMadame

    La pauvre, she has side tumors and this is the only dress that covers them up.

  • xmixiex

    The look on her face says it all. “I can’t believe in actually wearing this shit. Smile.”

  • Bad Idea Jeans

    Now, with wings! On the front.

  • cocohall

    It’s a shame, because the textile is pretty. The dress under the tit veils looks simple but chic. The shoes are killer. Was there not ONE person who was willing to say out loud ‘Maybe let’s try it without the veils?” Apparently not. I keep trying to find some reference point in nature (a flower, a butterfly, something?) that would explain this. But I’m at a loss.

    • demidaemon

      I said basically the same thing. Cute dress, with unfortunate appliques that ruin the whole thing.

  • TinyDynamo

    Maybe it’s just me, but have most of the major design houses run out of ideas & instead just pump out expensive monstrosities? Because if you make Marion Cotillard look like her boobs are crying, you clearly have missed your calling.

  • dmkava

    Is Dior forcing her to hit every red carpet or is it just her.

  • LeelaST

    What bet did she lose?

  • Kate4queen

    I thought they were her sleeves!!

  • Nimith

    I see veiled boobs. Boob veils?

  • Lily

    Are her boobs having babies?

  • crash1212

    She looks as fed up with this nonsense as I am. Poor Marion, she deserves SO much better. Love the ring and the shoes though.

  • Amel

    her expression says “GAWD this is embarrassing”
    Why, Dior? Why?

  • BLauD

    Breastfeeding cover.

  • David Calder


  • 25or6to4

    All I know is that she had better be making a hell of a lot of money wearing this… thing. Saggy tit marriage is never the look to go for, my dear.

  • Jen

    She’s so beautiful. I’m so biased, I can’t help it :)

  • Orange Girl

    OK, I think that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever read here. And the bar is high.

  • Lucinda Head

    Regretsy hall of fame crocheted breast pump carrier

  • Belvane

    “If I keep flashing this gorgeous ring beside my gorgeous face, maybe it will distract them from this piece of merde I’m contractually forced to wear.”

  • Zuber

    Marion must be drowning bad in money troubles to wear every shit piece from Dior. Weird n Wacko!!

  • numenah

    This dress is bizarre and incomprehensible.

  • MissusBee

    Serving up mother-of-multiples-who-wants-to-nurse-discreetly-at-her-wedding-to-a-Bee-Gee realness.

    Um, yay?

  • altalinda

    Nice shoes.

  • Snailstsichr

    That ring looks stunning with her eyes. Keep the jewelry and start over.

  • E. D.

    That dress is FUG. I do like the shoes though.

  • MyFavoriteColorIsGlitter

    This is just dumb.

  • JP

    All I see is napkin boobs (and I was raised Catholic). Whoever designed this for Dior should be shot. And buried with all copies of this dress.

  • Man Dala

    She’s grown little angel wings on the wrong side of the body. No.

  • in a pickle

    She is getting paid cash money to go out in public like that, right? There is no other excuse for putting on that dress other than copious amounts of cash (and grandma needs an operation, stat).


    What the heck is goin’ on with her these days?

  • DesertDweller79

    I really don’t understand what has happened to Dior. Or why beautiful women like Marion Cotillard and Jennifer Lawrence let themselves be seen in public wearing this stuff. Why? WHY??

  • ReadBarbara

    That is just a stupid dress. There is no other way to describe it. I love the shoes, though.

  • demidaemon

    Way to wreck a cute dress, Dior. Not that I’m surprised or anything, but this particular design has tones of horrifying and nightmare wrapped into it, so I am particularly discouraged by it.

  • Starling

    Her boobs have old-lady curtains. I bet the dress smells like mothballs.

  • jif

    The shoes are not heinous. So there’s that.

  • Peeve

    Really fugly dress. But who do I have to kill to get that ring?

  • Trickytrisha

    Crying little Catholic girls! Brilliant, TLo.

  • Just Me

    House of Dior?! I’m crying over here. Crying…so sad…can’t look at the 10 car pile up on my couture dreams.

  • Cele Deemer

    Da fuq?

  • Joycelyn Watterson-Woods

    Her nail polish and ring are pretty? The polish matches her eyes

    • Annistella

      My thoughts exactly – a trifecta which play of each other perfectly. Unfortunately she has to walk around holding her forehead all night.

  • ShaoLinKitten

    Marion looks like she’s smelling something stinky but she’s not sure what. Marion, honey? IT’S THE DRESS.

  • Fuchsiaforever

    WTF????? I’m speechless…………………………..

  • Mothra

    I am trying to figure out how that dress could possibly be less flattering.

    Nope. Can not be less flattering. Poor thing. It is a shame because the fabric looks really interesting if you take off the extra layers of the heads of the innocent catholic girls who were clearly sacrificed for this frock. I’d take those off and put them on the back like a wacky wattreau train or something. Or a superperson cape. Having them oddly float below the breast? That’s just nuts. Her posture is telling me “I don’t like this dress, Mothra. Please go find me something else.”

  • Candice Booth

    I want to know how many people said “yes” to the designer. How far are they up their own asses. It looks just as hideous on the model.

  • Skulldugg

    She saw that dress and wanted to wear it. And she did wear it. She wore it where other people would see her wearing it and photograph her wearing it. This is the intended outcome.

    My mind can’t quite comprehend it.

  • Yoshio

    That ring is gorgeous. Nothing else worth mentioning.

  • Ben Perry

    I just found my wedding dress. The “things” will hide my saggy tits.

  • bitchybitchybitchy

    To paraphrase a line from “Hannah and Her Sisters(which I watched earlier this evening), if Christian Dior came back now he’d never stop throwing up. Who thought this was a good idea, from any point of view? Marion looks as if she’s wearing a PR challenge involving cheap curtains.

  • SuzyQuzey

    What abomination hath Christian Dior wrought? It looks like the perfect dress to hide inconvenient side tumors.

  • quiltrx

    I think it’s time to go to the House and throw an epic tantrum. They’re just fucking with her now.

  • livesarah

    She should have just said no.

  • TigerLaverada

    What an epically silly dress. What in the world has happened to Dior? They routinely produce ridic/fugly/trying-too-hard clothes these days.

  • cat772

    That is just a really stupid dress. Some ideas are unique because they are bad.

  • icm

    I think that if the extra lace doily thingy things were removed from the front of this it would actually be a pretty ( although plain ) clean lined dress.That extra fabric on the front is just plain stupid.

  • MzzPants

    Boob peplums. They’re all the rage.

  • holla

    looks like a great breast feeding dress…

  • Bert Keeter

    C’est garbage!

  • judybrowni

    Dior is obviously troubled and begging to be institutionalized.

  • kategs


  • Bernadette

    What in the holy hell with that dress?!?!

  • Drunken Housewife

    Heinous, hideous.

  • Synnamin

    Go home, Dior. You’re drunk.

  • Pterodactyl111

    I love that nail color, though.

  • lilazander

    Fug dress, fug shoes. What the hell ids wrong with those designers?

  • Gorengirl

    WTF is Dior doing… I think he is screwing with us all to see how much bizarre UGLY he can put out there and get worn before Someone puts their foot down and says , “Aw, Hell no!

  • irielle

    That looks like some of my mom’s 1960s maternity tops.

  • Chiclet

    She looks like she’s about to cry. Poor Marion.

  • heartbot

    You know what breasts really need? Curtains.

  • Zealot

    AKA: Dior Maternity 2014

  • Molly

    Even she looks slightly embarrassed to be wearing it.

  • DeTrop

    Karl is off the rails of late. Thumbs down.