Marion Cotillard in Christian Dior Couture at the 2014 CFDA Fashion Awards

Posted on June 03, 2014

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Marion-Cotillard-Christian-Dior-2014-CFDA-Awards-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Marion Cotillard attends the 2014 CFDA fashion awards at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center, New York City in a Christian Dior couture dress paired with Christian Dior pumps and Christian Dior and Chopard jewelry.

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And then you can’t see anything else but the disembodied heads of crying little Catholic girls. We think we’re done here.

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Kristin Callahan/ACE/INFphoto.com, Dara Kushner/INFphoto.com, IMAXTree]

    • Introspective

      so everyone’s decided to play with our feelings today. lena, lupita, now marion. I cant take this anymore. *logging off*

      • Carleenml

        google “Coco Rocha in Christian Siriano” at the same event. You’ll feel better.

        • Daisy Walker

          And Solange. I think she won the night.

        • Jessica Freeman

          My favorite look from the night. She slayed it.

      • demidaemon

        To be fair, though, Marion’s connection to Dior makes this a bit more commonplace than some of the other failures today.

    • http://thejoyfulfox.blogspot.com/ Laura

      Why…just why, would anyone ever want to be shaped like that? TLo, we’re going to need some eye bleach this morning. Don’t let us down.

    • Capt. Renault

      You’re better than this, Marion. A well-timed ‘Non’ could put an end to this nonsense.

    • Jeremiah Capacillo

      No words.

      I will say this though – kudos to whoever styled her. The styling almost makes this work. Valiant effort that didn’t exactly succeed.

    • luludexter

      why Dior, why?!?

      • Daisy Walker

        Wish I could upvote this 1,000 times.

        • DesertDweller79

          Me, too! It is really the only logical response.

      • Lucía Gavello

        Because her boobs are getting married. That’s my guess.

        • demidaemon

          When do the veils come off? Because I am waiting for that moment.

        • DebbieLovesShoes

          Ha!!

    • Denise Rambo

      But the necklace is TO DIE FOR!

      • kimmeister

        Hunh, I had thought it was attached!

        • Denise Rambo

          They may have attached it for her but it wasn’t included in the runway version.

    • sugarkane105

      Tit mud flaps.

      DIOR, STOP. What are you DOING? STAHP.

    • Julie Chase

      Why would anyone do this to their shape? This might be the dumbest dress I have seen in a long time.

      • conniemd

        Really dumb is the best descriptive adjective for this dress.

    • http://angrynerdgirl.net/ Jessi03

      What the hell is going on with Dior these days?

      • Denise Alden

        One name: Raf Simons.

    • Kate Andrews

      Well, at least she has two nice hankies if someone needs them.

    • deelup

      Her boobs are getting married in a double ceremony.

    • Courtenay P

      I’m slowly but surely forming a deep personal vendetta against Raf Simons.

      • Lori

        I seriously, honestly want someone to explain to me why he still has a job.

        • Sarah

          Everybody knows who he is, now, don’t they? I mean, my cat thinks crapping in the middle of the kitchen floor is a good way to get my attention, but I don’t necessarily AGREE with that.

          • Lori

            A need for attention, even negative attention, explains why Simons wants the job. Does it also explain why Dior wants Simons? Is negative attention benefiting the brand? I’m asking.

            • Sarah

              I’m not really sure. Maybe they think he’s bringing something…fresh(?) to the brand?

            • AnaRoW

              I Googled this. Apparently the company wanted to move as far away from the Galliano years as possible. I guess this is how you do it.

            • Lori

              I’m all for staying away from the antisemitism, but in terms of fashion I really don’t get it, and I seriously wonder if this is selling well enough to validate Raf’s idiocy as a strategy.

            • bitchybitchybitchy

              I certainly understand wanting to move away from Galliano, but good heavens-this is the House that Dior built-can they really think Simons is doing good work?

          • demidaemon

            I love that, when thinking of a comparison to Dior’s current lead designer, some version of shitting came into your head.

          • ankali

            Do you think he’s doing this as a strategy? Like, “Everyone was going to compare me to Galliano unfavorably anyway. This way, there’s no place to go but up.”

            • Sarah

              Hmm. Interesting take. I always assume it’s just “I’m designing for DIOR. Carte blanche, bitches.”

          • Kent Roby

            It’s a good analogy; both poo and Dior have gone in the toilet.

        • Courtenay P

          I’m so confused. I loved his work at Jil Sander but this Dior mess I CANNOT.

          • Thomas

            I loved his work at Jil Sander too, esp his men’s stuff. It’s like his minimalist aesthetic combined with Dior’s silhouette have combined to create a frankenstein. Unfortunately, it seems that some of the critics are lapping it up.

            • Kent Roby

              There’s a critic (or more) somewhere who actually like this mess? That makes me even sadder. Then again, Wintour put that K-word train wreck on the cover of Vogue, so I guess we’re nearing the end of the world anyway.

            • Thomas

              Sadly, yes. He won an award at this year’s CFDA Awards and I think Cathy Horyn (The New York Times fashion critic) is a fan as well.

      • KateShouldBeWorking

        He and Lagerfeld need to go in the corner and think about what they’ve done.

        • DesertDweller79

          This just made me laugh like a loon. Really glad there was no one around to hear that.

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          Raf needs a very, very, very, very, very loooooooooooooonnnnnnggggg time out in the woodshed.

      • Thomas

        Ironic because Raf Simons won the International Award, whatever that is lol

      • luludexter

        Dior, making beautiful women look like shit since 2012…

        • lamamu

          Raf Simons seems bent on a one-man crusade to turn Fashion Vixens in to Fashion Victims.

      • DesertDweller79

        I’ve finally moved on from anger to depression. This just makes me sad.

      • demidaemon

        Only slowly? At this point? I commend your patience and kindness.

    • Melissa

      Comforting or breastfeeding? This dress becomes more disturbing every time I look at it.

      • mellorcr

        I was gonna use the word “Suckling”, but same difference!

    • Rhonda Shore

      DOILY-WEAR. UTTERLY HORRIFYING.

    • Anapestic

      The tit-veils (I don’t know what to call them) look slightly less awkward on the model than on Marion. The way she’s standing makes them look uneven.

      Maybe if they zipped or snapped shut at the bottom, ball girls could use them to hold tennis balls at the French Open? I have no other explanation for those things. I especially don’t get them on MC. This isn’t the first contractual Dior disaster we’ve seen. Is her manager holding a grudge for something?

      • JenniferA

        Someone on Fug Girls called them “breast wimples.” :-D

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          For the naughty nun just crying to get out!

    • sienna elm

      In the runway shot it looks more like wings, although why anyone would need wings on their front is beyond me. Maybe it`s backwards and it`s a Dior joke on everyone!

    • AC Simons

      Her expression says it all, “Aw geez, I hate this, too!!!” Dior has come out with one awful outfit after another (Jennifer Lawrence can attest to that). How much do they pay these women to wear this stuff.

      • mlurve

        Seriously, her eyes are screaming “someone help me please!”

      • ankali

        She looks pissed. Like she can’t believe that she lost the “rip those fucking things off” argument in the green room.

    • NBG

      Dior trippin’, yo.

    • j_am

      Why on earth would anyone wear this??

      • Lori

        Contractual obligation, aka $$$

    • Sarah

      Her jewelries are delightful. Her mammary mantillas are not.

      • Audrey Lee

        I laughed so loudly my coworkers checked on me. Mammary mantillas, holy lol.

      • kimmeister

        THAT RING!

        • Sarah

          Preciousssss

          • KinoEye

            Right? That glorious ring deserves better. I can give it better. It would probably never leave my finger.

      • smayper

        Titillas!

    • rkdgal

      The dress is so aggressively weird we can’t even start on the shoes! What’s happening around the back there?! There is nowhere to look that is safe but her face. OOHHH…I see what you did there, Marion. What a gorgeous face you have :)

      • kimmeister

        I was about to like the shoes until I realized they had their own built-in shoehorn. Weird.

    • Wattage

      Dior needs a new designer. Sheesh, it just gets worse and worse.

    • teensmom99

      I need those shoes.

    • Mrs. Julien

      Good lord, Dior, how the mighty have fallen.

    • Janet B

      Ugh, at least the necklace is pretty.

    • ovarB

      “Tit-kerchief”
      …that is all.

    • elemspbee

      nip kerchief? what’s with the ugliness this morning?
      but those shoes. they save.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

      I wore my white lace blouse yesterday that I got for a dollar at a thrift store.

      The satisfying scratching of my itchy skin when I got home could not have compared to Marion’s orgasm after getting that thing off.

    • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

      Ye gods, it is the Lace Apocalypse.

    • http://recapscallion.blogspot.com/ Claire

      I think it’s time for everybody to admit that Raf Simons and Dior are a tragic combination. Raf is capable of making great clothes but something about Dior just brings an endless stream of not-quite-garbage-but-certainly-dancing-on-the-precipice-of-garbage ensembles out of him.

    • hughman

      “Tell us, Mother Marion, how do you solve a problem like Maria?”

      “Come here my children and kneel and lay your heads on my breasts while I sing about mountains…”

      • kimmeister

        You’ve discovered the true meaning behind “Climb every mountain”!

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        If I laugh(cackle, actually) any louder, I”m going to traumatize the cat!

    • Christin Pardy-Nosenchuk

      It looks like her boobs are weeping.

    • Mary Elizabeth Poytinger Baume

      holy god. back away from the dior…back away!

    • Carleenml

      or breastfeeding crying little catholic girls. either way…

    • Jessica Freeman

      Does not compute. At what point did we need lace rib wings?

    • http://www.bertkeeter.com Bert Keeter

      How clever …a dress that comes with dinner napkins attached! Raf….go away!

    • frannyprof

      Everyone just needs to stop wearing Christian Dior. Right now.

    • http://www.bertkeeter.com Bert Keeter

      The DIOR collection… other than the classic DIOR Bar pieces, are gathering dust on a retail level… Wonder why?

    • SugarSnap108

      Her angel wings are on backwards. Or something.

    • GorgeousThings

      Once again, Raf Simons proves that he can’t design if his life depended on it.

    • Danielle

      WHAT is going on at Dior?

    • suzq

      Couture for fashionistas with a concealed carry license!

    • FibonacciSequins

      Raf Simons is just seeing how much he can get away with now.

    • KT

      That is the definition of hideous.

    • marlie

      I give up on her.

    • Joey Melliza

      ugly is the new couture! riccardo please stop this madness with a fierce dose of…fierce

    • Jaeda Laurez

      I feel you Marion…I’d have to smooth my forehead and think of the money, too.

    • nannypoo

      In the last picture we see someone from the House of Dior reaching out in an attempt to get her off the red carpet and correct their mistake but, alas, it’s too late.

    • unbornfawn

      Nipple veils?

    • ChelseaNH

      “For the woman carrying twins!” — from the designer with no knowledge of female anatomy.

    • ashtangajunkie

      “Marion Cotillard in Nobody Wants to Be Me or Do Me at the 2014 CFDA Fashion Awards”? Hideous.

    • GeoDiva

      The shoes have some appeal….otherwise Marion should just cash her checks and move on.

    • MoHub

      So she’s competing with Lupita in the Fashion Disappointment sweepstakes? She’s another one on that slippery downhill run to fashion hell.

    • Wink

      That’s it! No more lace/mesh/sheer fabric for ANYONE for the rest of the year!

      • kimmeister

        If you set fire to the sheer factory, I won’t tell. Just make sure everyone has exited the building first.

        • demidaemon

          It’s too bad we can’t do the same for lace, as most of it would send horrendous emissions into the atmosphere.

    • Kent Roby

      Marion looks pissed. So am I.

    • Bobbie_Loblaw

      I . . . um . . . I like her blue nail polish?

      • SuzBald

        Nice with the ring. I just focused on that.

    • random_poster

      I weep for the return of the Real Marion and long for the day she’ll be released from Dior Hell.

    • Jennifer

      That is the face of someone who is thinking, WTF was I thinking walking out the door in this.

      Good grief, that is hideous.

    • Noah

      Is someone at Dior paid to get starlets contracts and then humiliate them on the red carpet? It sounds like a pretty sweet gig.

    • KinoEye

      I don’t think I’ll ever understand why Dior as interpreted by Raf Simons is so aggressively ugly. I mean… when you design a couture dress worth the GDP of a third-world country, it probably shouldn’t make people think the wearer is comforting little Catholic girls. Also, those shoes. HIDDY.

      The ring, however, can come home with me. I’ll give it a good life.

    • Anna

      No, Father. I will NOT forgive Raf Simons for trespassing against us. SO THERE!!!

    • majorbedhead

      Is it Butt-Fugly Fashion Day or something? Why did no one tell me so I could stay away?

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Throughout the BK community BK’s are retiring to their fainting couches, opening bottles of wine/whiskey to recover from the horror that is BAD FASHION Tuesday

    • ChiKat67

      I feel like this is the equivalent of a cry for help. Someone at Dior is being held against their will and will keep producing craptastic “couture” until they are rescued.

    • http://redheadedwolf.wordpress.com/ Laura Renee

      Dior has lost its collective mind.

    • estella_nyc

      LOL you guys are too much!

    • Tee

      She’s not of this world. Our mammals express milk. She expresses lace!

    • what not

      Ugh. Despite being famous professional actresses, Dior’s contractually-bound clothes hangers can’t even muster enthusiasm for it during public displays, and no one can blame them. The whole farce is making everyone look bad, so let’s just admit Dior’s awful this season and start over, no?

      • boweryboy

        Awful this season? This WTFery has been going on since 2012.

        • demidaemon

          Yes, it’s looking more and more like an awful decade of Dior. :(

    • HVM

      This should be a leading contender for Worst Look of the Year.

    • Lex

      Tit veils

    • TerryMH

      I disagree – this might be the most perfect dress ever for a new mom. Those schmattes are incredibly convenient when you have to burp a baby or wipe a little one’s mouth. Genius, I say.

    • Beto

      What the hell…?!

    • Ashleigh

      What the hell is going on with Dior?

    • BayTampaBay

      What has happened to Dior. I am sure Christian is rolling over in his grave.

    • A Shiny O’Connor

      Her boobs are getting married to each other.

    • decormaven

      Hey, Marion, pass me one of those lace hankies, please. I feel a sad coming on.

    • siriuslover

      to quote one of my favorite commercials: “That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works!” I mean, it’s kind of creepy.

      • Imasewsure

        I still laugh at that commercial too… and I’m laughing at this outfit right now

    • Kirstin McAulay

      Wow. So it isn’t just Jennifer Lawrence that Dior do it to….

    • Shelby

      You know, I feel like giving her kudos regardless. Dior’s designers the past few seasons have been out of their friggin’ mind, but I think she kinda looks chic. That takes some serious poise.

      • Miss wks

        Agreed. And I love the 4 leaf clover lace motif…..

    • Sarah

      Her breasts have wings. Fly away home, breasts! Go where the wind takes you!

    • MilaXX

      Now THIS is a fashion misstep. WTH? Seriously, W.T.H.!!!

    • melanie0866

      I love the shoes. And the ring.

    • Judy_J

      In the fourth photo you can almost hear her thinking “How the hell did I let anyone talk me into this ridiculous dress?”

    • KendraMR

      If I were her, I would give Dior all of it’s money back in pennies and go another fashion house because this freakin ridiculous.

    • poggi

      I like the ring and shoes, so while styling alone really can’t mitigate this mess it doesn’t make it any worse. In comparison, Lupita’s styling made her “wear this” ensemble look worse. But really Lena’s mess was largely of her creation so I will save my ire today for her. Marilyn you are safe.

    • Qitkat

      OK, Marion, I am not going to defend you any more if you keep this up!

    • Monabel

      She is being blackmailed into this. Look at the sad resignation.

    • AnneElliot

      I feel like my sartorial world is ending. Why, Marion, why??? Porquoi??

    • LaSylphide

      Jeepers, those are some saggy boobs. Looks like she’s breast-fed about 80 children.

    • Tracey Magyar

      Maybe it’s a nursing dress? Flip up the flap and stick the baby underneath? Not that she is nursing…so oh well.

    • appliquer

      WTH? I do like the shoes, though. I feel sorry for any one who has to wear Dior.

    • Gatto Nero

      Lacy boob peplums??
      I give up.

    • boweryboy

      NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! Raf Simons needs to be stopped. Somebody stop him. Please make the fugly go away.

      On a related note, this past few weeks has been the Seattle International Film Festival, and I was thrilled to see there was a documentary on Christian Dior. Then, upon further review, I discovered it was documentary on Raf Simons first couture collection for Christian Dior. Angrily, I stepped away form the ticket booth. True story.

      • demidaemon

        In retrospect, though, you could have reported to us on why THIS has happened. I, for one, would like to know what is going on in his head so I know exactly where to direct my ire.

    • Jecca2244

      i’ve come to the conclusion that some of these women don’t care what they are wearing or what they look like because they are laughing all the way to the bank with the Dior check in hand.

      • B_C_J

        I think you are absolutely right.

    • LaPetiteMadame

      La pauvre, she has side tumors and this is the only dress that covers them up.

    • xmixiex

      The look on her face says it all. “I can’t believe in actually wearing this shit. Smile.”

    • Bad Idea Jeans

      Now, with wings! On the front.

    • cocohall

      It’s a shame, because the textile is pretty. The dress under the tit veils looks simple but chic. The shoes are killer. Was there not ONE person who was willing to say out loud ‘Maybe let’s try it without the veils?” Apparently not. I keep trying to find some reference point in nature (a flower, a butterfly, something?) that would explain this. But I’m at a loss.

      • demidaemon

        I said basically the same thing. Cute dress, with unfortunate appliques that ruin the whole thing.

    • TinyDynamo

      Maybe it’s just me, but have most of the major design houses run out of ideas & instead just pump out expensive monstrosities? Because if you make Marion Cotillard look like her boobs are crying, you clearly have missed your calling.

    • dmkava

      Is Dior forcing her to hit every red carpet or is it just her.

    • LeelaST

      What bet did she lose?

    • Kate4queen

      I thought they were her sleeves!!

    • Nimith

      I see veiled boobs. Boob veils?

    • Lily

      Are her boobs having babies?

    • crash1212

      She looks as fed up with this nonsense as I am. Poor Marion, she deserves SO much better. Love the ring and the shoes though.

    • Amel

      her expression says “GAWD this is embarrassing”
      Why, Dior? Why?

    • BLauD

      Breastfeeding cover.

    • David Calder

      GO HOME, DIOR. YOU’RE DRUNK.

    • 25or6to4

      All I know is that she had better be making a hell of a lot of money wearing this… thing. Saggy tit marriage is never the look to go for, my dear.

    • Jen

      She’s so beautiful. I’m so biased, I can’t help it :)

    • Orange Girl

      OK, I think that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever read here. And the bar is high.

    • Lucinda Head

      Regretsy hall of fame crocheted breast pump carrier

    • Belvane

      “If I keep flashing this gorgeous ring beside my gorgeous face, maybe it will distract them from this piece of merde I’m contractually forced to wear.”

    • Zuber

      Marion must be drowning bad in money troubles to wear every shit piece from Dior. Weird n Wacko!!

    • numenah

      This dress is bizarre and incomprehensible.

    • MissusBee

      Serving up mother-of-multiples-who-wants-to-nurse-discreetly-at-her-wedding-to-a-Bee-Gee realness.

      Um, yay?

    • altalinda

      Nice shoes.

    • Snailstsichr

      That ring looks stunning with her eyes. Keep the jewelry and start over.

    • E. D.

      That dress is FUG. I do like the shoes though.

    • MyFavoriteColorIsGlitter

      This is just dumb.

    • JP

      All I see is napkin boobs (and I was raised Catholic). Whoever designed this for Dior should be shot. And buried with all copies of this dress.

    • Man Dala

      She’s grown little angel wings on the wrong side of the body. No.

    • in a pickle

      She is getting paid cash money to go out in public like that, right? There is no other excuse for putting on that dress other than copious amounts of cash (and grandma needs an operation, stat).

    • http://weirdinedgewise.blogspot.com ONEWEIRDWORD

      What the heck is goin’ on with her these days?

    • DesertDweller79

      I really don’t understand what has happened to Dior. Or why beautiful women like Marion Cotillard and Jennifer Lawrence let themselves be seen in public wearing this stuff. Why? WHY??

    • http://www.readbarbara.com/ ReadBarbara

      That is just a stupid dress. There is no other way to describe it. I love the shoes, though.

    • demidaemon

      Way to wreck a cute dress, Dior. Not that I’m surprised or anything, but this particular design has tones of horrifying and nightmare wrapped into it, so I am particularly discouraged by it.

    • Starling

      Her boobs have old-lady curtains. I bet the dress smells like mothballs.

    • jif

      The shoes are not heinous. So there’s that.

    • Peeve

      Really fugly dress. But who do I have to kill to get that ring?

    • Trickytrisha

      Crying little Catholic girls! Brilliant, TLo.

    • Just Me

      House of Dior?! I’m crying over here. Crying…so sad…can’t look at the 10 car pile up on my couture dreams.

    • Cele Deemer

      Da fuq?

    • Joycelyn Watterson-Woods

      Her nail polish and ring are pretty? The polish matches her eyes

      • Annistella

        My thoughts exactly – a trifecta which play of each other perfectly. Unfortunately she has to walk around holding her forehead all night.

    • ShaoLinKitten

      Marion looks like she’s smelling something stinky but she’s not sure what. Marion, honey? IT’S THE DRESS.

    • Fuchsiaforever

      WTF????? I’m speechless…………………………..

    • Mothra

      I am trying to figure out how that dress could possibly be less flattering.

      Nope. Can not be less flattering. Poor thing. It is a shame because the fabric looks really interesting if you take off the extra layers of the heads of the innocent catholic girls who were clearly sacrificed for this frock. I’d take those off and put them on the back like a wacky wattreau train or something. Or a superperson cape. Having them oddly float below the breast? That’s just nuts. Her posture is telling me “I don’t like this dress, Mothra. Please go find me something else.”

    • Candice Booth

      I want to know how many people said “yes” to the designer. How far are they up their own asses. It looks just as hideous on the model.

    • Skulldugg

      She saw that dress and wanted to wear it. And she did wear it. She wore it where other people would see her wearing it and photograph her wearing it. This is the intended outcome.

      My mind can’t quite comprehend it.

    • Yoshio

      That ring is gorgeous. Nothing else worth mentioning.

    • Ben Perry

      I just found my wedding dress. The “things” will hide my saggy tits.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      To paraphrase a line from “Hannah and Her Sisters(which I watched earlier this evening), if Christian Dior came back now he’d never stop throwing up. Who thought this was a good idea, from any point of view? Marion looks as if she’s wearing a PR challenge involving cheap curtains.

    • SuzyQuzey

      What abomination hath Christian Dior wrought? It looks like the perfect dress to hide inconvenient side tumors.

    • quiltrx

      I think it’s time to go to the House and throw an epic tantrum. They’re just fucking with her now.

    • livesarah

      She should have just said no.

    • TigerLaverada

      What an epically silly dress. What in the world has happened to Dior? They routinely produce ridic/fugly/trying-too-hard clothes these days.

    • cat772

      That is just a really stupid dress. Some ideas are unique because they are bad.

    • icm

      I think that if the extra lace doily thingy things were removed from the front of this it would actually be a pretty ( although plain ) clean lined dress.That extra fabric on the front is just plain stupid.

    • MzzPants

      Boob peplums. They’re all the rage.

    • holla

      looks like a great breast feeding dress…

    • http://www.bertkeeter.com Bert Keeter

      C’est garbage!

    • judybrowni

      Dior is obviously troubled and begging to be institutionalized.

    • kategs

      snort

    • Bernadette

      What in the holy hell with that dress?!?!

    • Drunken Housewife

      Heinous, hideous.

    • Synnamin

      Go home, Dior. You’re drunk.

    • Pterodactyl111

      I love that nail color, though.

    • lilazander

      Fug dress, fug shoes. What the hell ids wrong with those designers?

    • Gorengirl

      WTF is Dior doing… I think he is screwing with us all to see how much bizarre UGLY he can put out there and get worn before Someone puts their foot down and says , “Aw, Hell no!

    • irielle

      That looks like some of my mom’s 1960s maternity tops.

    • Chiclet

      She looks like she’s about to cry. Poor Marion.

    • heartbot

      You know what breasts really need? Curtains.

    • Zealot

      AKA: Dior Maternity 2014

    • Molly

      Even she looks slightly embarrassed to be wearing it.

    • DeTrop

      Karl is off the rails of late. Thumbs down.