Somewhere, Sporty Spice lifts her head up from obscurity and briefly wonders if she should contact a lawyer.
Honey, whoever talked you into those pants for the red carpet? Is an asshole. You need to leave right now, find them, and beat them with one of your 25-lb. shoes until they promise to stop hurting people.
Not that the jacket is great or anything, but we could see it being paired up with different pieces and looking kind of cheeky and fun. But there’s no way to make gathered-at-the-ankle workout pants paired with 4-inch heels look anything but tragically trashy. The top knot really helps to give the overall look that “People of Walmart” feel to it.
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