Chloë Moretz in Dolce&Gabbana at the 2014 Saturn Awards

Posted on June 27, 2014

We feel bad, because when she first hit the red carpet scene, we were all over her style, but we are SO not feeling this girl’s fame anymore. We hate that we always seem to be complaining lately, since she clearly loves fashion and takes risks, but JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL:

Chloe-Moretz-2014-Saturn-Awards-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Chloë Moretz attends the 2014 Saturn Awards held at The Castaway in Burbank, California in a Dolce&Gabbana dress paired with Stuart Weitzman sandals.

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THAT IS AN OLIVE GARDEN RESTAURANT IN DRESS FORM. THAT IS A SLEEVELESS KITCHEN BACKSPLASH. NO DRY CLEANING REQUIRED FOR THIS DRESS. JUST SWIFFER THAT MOTHER.

Sorry for the all-caps. We are trying to convey our distaste for this garment. How’d we do?

 
[Photo Credit: Celebrity Monitor/PacificCoastNews]

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