Bradley Cooper on the Set of “American Sniper”

Posted on June 06, 2014

Bradley Cooper and his thighs would like to sincerely wish you the very best of mornings.

 

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And he thoughtfully smuggled in some eggs and sausage for your breakfast.

 

 

[Photo Credit: KVS/Shirley/PacificCoastNews]

    • Kathy_Marlow

      Mercy

      • EveEve

        Or, as they say in France, Merci!

    • Mary Elizabeth Poytinger Baume

      oh boys. way to start off sausage friday on the sassy side of the street. THIGHS!

    • Emily Dagger

      1. What sort of movie IS this?
      2. Where can I apply for the job of hosing down Bradley and his friends in their shorty shorts?

      • jspark

        Better be a comedy. those shorts are Hillarious.

      • Alloy Jane

        This is a scene from Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL training (BUD/S), the program aspiring SEALS have to make it through in order to move on to the teams. This movie is about the life of the late Chris Kyle, a former Navy Chief and SEAL.

        • jabes

          Have you read the book he wrote? It’s really good.

          • Alloy Jane

            I started it a while back but didn’t get too far before I had to return it to the library :-p

    • lolaleen

      “Screw you, Bradley Cooper!” (any Mindy fans in the house?)

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

      The person who designed those uniforms was not a heterosexual man. And Viggo Mortensen wore them better in GI Jane.

      • http://attiresmind.blogspot.com/ Kiltdntiltd

        So right you are. Those shorts were designed by someone with, um, designs, if you get my meaning.

      • Erica

        Ah, Viggo. Good times, watching him in that movie (and any other movie).

      • Jen

        Away to watch that movie…

      • http://vispreeve.tumblr.com/ Den Milano

        Gay costume designer?? That’s shocking!

        • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

          Not the costume designer – the person who originally decided that this is what Navy SEALS should wear.

          • http://vispreeve.tumblr.com/ Den Milano

            But who is designing their uniforms? Officers (or whatever the proper rank is)?

      • https://twitter.com/Gayer_Than_Thou Gayer Than Thou

        I’m totally up for a Leading Men in Short Shorts film festival.

        • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

          I nominate Russell Crowe in The Sum of Us.

          • https://twitter.com/Gayer_Than_Thou Gayer Than Thou

            The movie he’s forgotten he made? But, yes. Just thinking about it … well, I’ll be back in a few.

      • Introspective

        GI Jane is the *perfect* sausage friday movie reference. ERRYBODY in there had a sausage i’d take some eggs with… YUM

      • SugarSnap108

        Thank you for stirring up that memory of Viggo. Bradley Cooper doesn’t do it for me. Viggo, on the other hand ….

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Viggo wears a lot of clothes better…..

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QFW22QV426LUOEPGASPZJWJMDE MishaFoomin

        Oh, and then hosing them down… Whose idea was that? Who do we thank?

      • KES4K

        Apparently, per my USMC husband, these are actually what SEALS wear for training, as they have since the 40s. Insane.

        • sundaynightaddict

          This is one of those weird situations where I think it would be better to be historically inaccurate and give ‘em a couple more inches for the movie. I literally laughed out loud when I saw this.

          • mixedupfiles

            Reno 911.

        • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

          I didn’t know it went back that far, but I did know this was the actual uniform. Military tradition can go a step too far!

          • dalgirl

            Or A Bridge Too Far.

          • KES4K

            Right? I’ll admit to being a fan of silkies but these look like they’d be uncomfortable on lady parts, much less active man parts!

      • conniemd

        Ahh so many Viggo lovers like myself. Was disappointed we didn’t get any pictures from the film festival circuit he’s been pole dancing.

    • http://attiresmind.blogspot.com/ Kiltdntiltd

      Ahem,…*Bradleybooty* (coughs)

      • barbarienne

        My reaction was “Hel-lo BUTTOCKS!”

      • sugarkane105

        The Cooper Pooper!

        • demidaemon

          HAHAHA! It certainly is delectable, though.

    • TAGinMO

      I defy anyone to design another pair of shorts that short that could look that awful on a guy that hot. Eesh.

    • Beardslee

      Guys who look like this are not the sort of guys that appeal to me but wow, did he ever work hard to get to look like that – and does he look good!

      • http://redheadedwolf.wordpress.com/ Laura Renee

        *cough* Along with the help of certain products. If you compare his physique at the time of the Oscars, to even what it was a month ago — no workout regimen gets you those results alone.

        • In_Stitches

          I don’t know, he doesn’t look that much more muscular so much as just bigger. He was so lean before, it’s not like he’s fat now, he’s just…fleshier. I lot of pasta can do that.

          • Violentcello

            I thought the same thing. He’s bigger, but not necessarily buffer.

        • Denise Alden

          Agreed. He looks like a baseball player, which is to say: steroids.

    • DaveUWSNYC

      Schwing!

    • SewingSiren

      This post brought to you by Tom of Finland.

    • Crystal

      Omg the TINIEST SHORTS.

      Those are so SO unflattering. It looks like the crotch is pleated, even though it’s not and that’s just an effect of them not fitting his dick.

    • SayWTH

      And, surprisingly, I’m ok with this kind of wake up!

      • SayWhaaatNow

        I like your username. :)

        • SayWTH

          Right back atcha!

    • PastryGoddess

      POW! Thighs BAM! Sausage

      Who needs caffeine when you’ve go TLo looking out for you.

    • Karen Belgrad

      Why hello Kyle!

    • RussellH88

      I’ve never seen a guy bulk up in the face that much. I wouldn’t really recognize him.

      And small bragging point: I have thighs like that. To the point where I usually have to go a waist size higher than I should in order for my thighs and ass to actually fit in them.

      • marlie

        So does my boyfriend. He complains about that every time we go shopping.

        • RussellH88

          Yeah, it can be a pain. I could have 5 different pairs of pants and they’ll fit 5 different ways.

      • par3182

        Pics or it didn’t happen!

      • Glam Dixie

        Most guys would never notice it was a problem with the way the boys tend to wear the supper baggy cargo shorts or loose fit jeans. I applaud your dedication to a better fit.

      • jabes

        Ice hockey? (And even if it’s not because of hockey, there is a brand that sells trousers [maybe only jeans?] designed to fit “hockey ass,” if you’re interested)

    • Danielle

      Ah, the chiseled butt cheeks of freedom.

      • FrigidDiva

        I may have to steal that phrase, it’s fabulous.

      • eandh99

        great phrase, but I think it applies more to Chris Evans in the avengers, where’s that gif of him punching the heavy bag?

        • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

          That gif is my happy place.

        • Danielle

          I’m not even going to lie to you, that phrase was inspired by a post I read about Chris Evans in his Cap uniform for The Winter Soldier.

      • Lisalady161

        I love sausage Friday, but your comment just made my summer. *Wheezing with laughter*

      • Introspective

        is it crazy that i read this phrase hearing a choir and violins in the background?

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    • Jaeda Laurez

      He discovered Bowflex, but still has Noassatall. I’m not liking any of this, unfortunately.

      • AnaRoW

        Hee! I sort of agree. His body’s okay overall but the shorts are so unflattering that I think they probably make his ass look even worse than it is.

        Also if you want to see a great backside, check out Hugh Jackman in the latest X-Men movie. No ugly shorts (no clothes at all really) to ruin anything.

    • MartyBellerMask

      The more you scroll, the better it gets!

    • Anne Silberman

      We must bring back short shorts for men!!

      • Beardslee

        Yes, I loathe the culotte style of shorts that are so ubiquitous. Coupled with an oversized drapey T shirt, a baseball cap, and sneakers.

    • Caius Keys

      Yikes!

    • FrigidDiva

      He looks better without the beard. I know it’s the character for the movie, but he is SO bulked up that when he had the beard you couldn’t really see any definition to his face–this looks more like the Bradley I know and love. However, as much as I love THIGHS, those shorts do nothing for him, he should just take them off.

    • RescueMe23

      Nice thighs yes – but those shorts are ridiculous!! I could not stop laughing!!

    • nomnom

      I think this film with be the Top Gun of this era, what will all the possible inadvertent homo-eroticsm while gunning for the hetro-macho audience.

      • @Biting Panda

        Oh, I hope so.

      • par3182

        The porn version will be redundant.

    • Ozski

      This look does nothing for me. Give me Hamm in a tight suit, please. Although I appreciate the generosity.

    • GillianHolroyd

      Yeeeeaaaaahhhh no. He’s all yours.

      • Aidan B

        Agreed. Not doing a darn thing for me.

        • Anna

          Me 3. I’m finding this funny, as opposed to sexy.

    • Jennifer Bober

      Wow! As if the 2.25 mile walk wasn’t enough to get my heart pumping.

    • Anna

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

      I’m all for men in more revealing clothing but this isn’t having the intended effect on me. Even the view from the back isn’t turning me on, it’s making me laugh harder. Sorry Bradley! I’ll still probably go see your movie though.

      • MoHub

        Especially the view from the back.

    • marlie

      DAYUM those are some short shorts. It’s a shame the army doesn’t make them wear those anymore, otherwise I’d have the bf wearing them around the house every day.

      • Lori

        Those are Navy and I think they still wear them. They did as of the last time I was at the Hotel del Coronado. You can (or at least could) see part of the beach where the SEALs train from the beach at the Del. I imagine there’s at least one Bitter Kitten in that area who can give us the uniform update.

        • marlie

          You’re right… SEALs are Navy, not Army. Darn.

          • Lori

            I don’t care, but if you say it in front of one of them they might have to kill you.

            Just kidding, but the Army/Navy thing is definitely still alive & kicking.

            • marlie

              There’s all sorts of rivalry. My dad’s a (retired) Marine, and my boyfriend is in the Army. My dad begrudgingly accepts that. :) Also, I went to the Army/Navy football game with the bf a couple of years ago (to which he wore his dress uniform), and it was INTENSE.

            • Lori

              I bet. I have a friend whose family includes former Army, Navy, Marines and Coast Guard. They just need to have a former member of the Air Force marry in and they’d have the whole set. Apparently holidays are known to include friendly, and occasionally not so friendly, exchanges about it.

            • Alloy Jane

              Oh damn, he’s Army? Never mind about the shorts then, I don’t think you want your guy hazed within an inch of his life and then taken to mast (or whatever the army equivalent is) for wearing unauthorized insignia. That shit is serious.

      • Alloy Jane

        Aaactually, Army Rangers wear what they refer to as Ranger Panties, which are black and not as tight and reminiscent of Richard Simmons-wear. They can be bought online, but they come with a lecture lol.

      • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

        Girl! That’s no excuse. Find some short shorts and make him wear them around the house. “Because I told you so” is good enough reason.

    • nannypoo

      Ish.

    • Tanya Wade

      It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets THE HOSE!

    • Frank_821

      yes very Tom of Finland. Pity those shorts are made with with at least 5% lycra…hmmm

      still Bradley looks nice in the rear

    • Wink

      Regarding tiny shorts, these are horrible. The tennis shorts from the 70s and 80s (worn by John McEnroe, Jimmy Connors, etc) were MUCH better!

    • Lesley

      i’m sorry but am i the only one repulsed by this? i’m giving myself a pat on the back for skipping breakfast this morning before seeing this..

    • Glam Dixie

      This was a sausage fest that gave me a naughty giggle. No straight man designed this.

    • decormaven

      Frying sausage on the street- isn’t there a health code?

    • malarson2

      Looking forward to seeing what it all looks like through the filter of film with lighting and music does. We all know how that makes EVERYTHING look beautiful.

    • Miss wks

      Castro clones.

    • Shawn EH

      First ever Wet T-Shirt Sausage Friday! It’s like they know we’re watching!

    • Julie Chase

      Those shorts made me laugh my ass off, but that doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate what’s in them. Well, what’s not quite in them. I’m malfunctioning this morning.

    • boweryboy

      I’ve always imagined he would have muscularly nice and hairy legs to swoon over. Now I know that’s not the case. Plus, the proportions of his ouch-fit are so off it makes my eyes twitch – them some teeny shorts. Nice face though. I could appreciate the ass if his legs were nicer…

    • FibonacciSequins

      Doughy.

      • Gatto Nero

        Exactly!

    • MilaXX

      Is that nice little onion booty a side effect of his weight gain? Mama likes!

    • Beardslee

      For those of you who like these photos, I recommend the “Making the Cut” series that you can stream on Netflix. They’re about the incredibly grueling selection processes for getting into various special forces program in various branches of the armed services. It’s interesting to see the kind of things and the kind of men that such programs require. And they all wear shorts like this.

      • Alloy Jane

        I love that series. It’s total porn, but I feel bad for the guys in it because if you wash out, it’s so public, and if you make it through, you have to overcome the stigma of being a public face in traditionally silent communities.

    • Fred Vaughn

      Country hams back there! YUM…

    • Tee

      This is free-range meat. No hormones. Me likey.

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      And here I thought “wet t-shirt” contests were only for women. Nice to see the equal opportunity here. Those are some short shorts and that is a nice ass. Happy Friday everyone!!!

    • Bad Idea Jeans

      Sorry, nerdy guys without moose knuckle are still my preference. This actually seems to render him even less attractive to me. There is something satisfying about seeing him being hosed down, though…

      • Gatto Nero

        Extra points for getting me to look up “moose knuckle.”

    • Kirstin McAulay

      Just no…. not attractive at all

    • Imasewsure

      How I miss the 80′s!! Hilarious and much appreciated!! :)

    • JynxTheCat

      I see no breakfast but these thighs oh my. When do shorter shorts for men come back FGS? Men cover up like they’re creating a sherpa these days. Black socks to knees shorts to knees…its sad.

    • AthenaJ

      Who wears short shorts? Bradley wears short shorts!

    • KT

      Hooray, some actual sausage on sausage Friday!!!!

    • another_laura

      That is one very nice rear end, there. Thanks, Kyle!

    • e jerry powell

      BOOOTAAAAY!

    • Tess Tea

      Who wears short shorts? Damn, now I will have that jingle running in my head all day.

    • LadyVimes

      OH MY DEAR SWEET AUNT BEA.

    • lamh36

      Yeah, I may be alone in this, but I’m not really feeling “swollen” Bradley. I liked his svelte figure. I don’t know, it just looks like he is as uncomfortable with the extra muscle as I am looking at it. He’s not carrying it with confidence I’d say

    • macwell

      I’m sorry, but – he has all of nothin’….

    • MyFavoriteColorIsGlitter

      I barfed.