Your Friday Dose of Prince Harry

Posted on May 30, 2014

We pride ourselves on many things; being fabulous chief among them. But one of the things we tend to brag about, when asked about our approach to work, is the way we try to get our Bitter Kittens through their day and subsequently, through their week. We’re your little waystation of bitchery in a cold, cruel world of insanity.

So in that vein, we figure all y’all could all use a little Harry right now. Keep your eyes peeled for a special Royal Surprise at the end.


Prince-Harry-Inspire-Suffolk-England-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Prince Harry takes part in an activity session at Inspire Suffolk during an official visit to Suffolk, England.

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Surprise! Royal treasure trail!

Oh, go ahead. Tell us about the naughty fantasy that just popped into your head. We won’t judge. Much.




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  • MilaXX

    Thank you uncles, you are too kind!

  • fiddlecub

    I love when you feature the cute one!

    • MartyBellerMask

      I have to say, though…. these boys are my contemporaries. I remember when the other one was the “cute one”. 😉

      • Audrey Lee

        Me, too! But I’ve always had a soft spot for Harry. He’s closer to my age, and I feel kindred ginger spirit with him.And me oh my does he wear it well.

      • FrigidDiva

        I was coming here to that that very thing. I’m the same age as Will, my husband and I got married around the same time as Kate and Will and our son is a few months younger than theirs, so I always feel invested in Wills–however I do find Harry the cuter one now 😉

      • Kent Roby

        So far they’ve played according to looks: William is the sweet sensible guy you want to marry; Harry is the one that you want to get drunk with in Vegas and skinny dip with right after wearing inappropriate costumes.

    • stephbellard

      Harry is sexier than William in EVERY way.

  • rkdgal

    I’d be happy to play connect the dots with those freckles…

  • Danielle

    A lovely treasure trail, leading to a pair of royal rubies, no doubt!

    • Miss wks

      No gaurantee that Ruler is 12 inches….

    • MK03

      Is it bad that I read that in McGonagall’s voice?

  • Kerry McCombs

    He sure did grow into his handsome, didn’t he?

  • Kristin

    Oh good heavens. Fetch me my smelling salts!

  • Cele Deemer

    I’m just wild about Harry…

  • Pennymac

    OMG! I love you! (Uncles, not Harry–him, I just lust over with a cougar realness.)

  • MsKitty

    Sigh, I have such a weakness for the Gingers. Thanks Uncles.

    • majorbedhead

      Oh, me too. He’s a lovely specimen, too.

    • Kristi Mitchell

      Same here! Him and Eric Stoltz are my two hall passes. Hubby has already firmly stated we are not allowed to visit Ireland. Ever.

    • Alloy Jane

      Big fan of gingers here as well. I always thought Wills was the cute one because Harry was too young for that sorta thing.

  • PlethoraofBooks

    This. This has made today tons better. I love his smile!

  • formerlyAnon

    I don’t have a ton of feelings for Harry beyond admiration of his healthy male magnetism. But your last photo goes quite well with those.

  • Lucinda Head

    Oh I’ll catch that gingerbread man.

    • Tonia682

      Too funny!

  • gabbilevy

    That third to last photo! He’s all… I know what y’all are thinking. Yes Harry, yes we are.

  • magickat

    Just what I needed today, thanks! He is adorable. I definitely see Prince Philip in the sixth photo!

  • kimmeister

    I saw a ginger friend last weekend who I hadn’t seen in 7 years. He resembles Harry quite a bit, but with an even better smile, and a six pack. I imagine he’ll be off the market soon.

  • Denise Rambo

    Oh his Grandma is going to give him hell over that last photo.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Nah. Grandma Betty’s going to chuckle over having the cute and sexy grandson.

    • Lori

      She can’t yell too much, that happened while Harry was being adorable with kids. I saw pics from this event elsewhere. That hand on the right side of the last picture belongs to this cute boy with glasses who is maybe 9 or so.

      Also, from what I’ve heard Grandma Betty’s soft spot for 2nd sons is in full swing with Harry. Even if there weren’t cute kids involved I doubt she’s bother to chide him. At least he’s not naked.

      • Kristi Mitchell

        I wish he WAS naked!

        • Lori

          I suspect Grandma Betty is happy your wish is unfulfilled. Royal grandmothers can be such giant buzzkills :)

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Harry showing skin while playing with cute kids is far more acceptable than playing naked poker/pool with comely young things in Vegas, so yep, Harry gets a pass here.

        • Lori

          The advantage to be the naughty one is that at some point people start grading on the curve.

          • formerlyAnon

            Yup! Plus it endears you to a swathe of the demographic who’d otherwise be uninterested or negative about Our Royal Family.

          • Kent Roby

            It curves? I haven’t seen those pictures.

  • Snoskred

    Thank you. :)

    All other words have now been CANCEL.

  • Nicole

    I didn’t know how much I needed that last photo. Thanks for making Friday the best!

  • Denise Alden

    It is quite unseemly, this love I have of this lad. Thanks for that last pic!

  • TM

    This just reminds me that I’ve seen two episodes of “I Wanna Marry Harry.” I hate myself and totes take responsibility for the downfall of civilization.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      We all have our guilty pleasures-I spent part of this afternoon watching bridal porn, also known as “Say Yes to the Dress”. It draws me like a moth to the flame…

      • TM

        Aw, I too can definitely indulge in the occasional TLC wedding lineup. (“Say Yes” is so ridiculously well packaged sometimes that it just WORKS.)

        The problem with this ridic reality show is that they portray the fake Harry as the victim. These shallow silly American girls want the prince, but could they love a pauper just looking for something real? I’m fascinated not by the people on the show, but more by the show’s narrative. It’s crazy!

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          It’s amazing how we can get hooked into these shows, crazy as they are.

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  • MK03

    Mmm. Good.

  • majorbedhead

    I love how the little kids look totally unfazed by the fact that there’s a royal in their midst. They’re all “Whatever, dood, lemme catch it, you ball hog!”

  • carpediva

    Well hello, Prince Hot Ginge: serving up some Spare Heir realness! Oi.

  • Tracy_Flick

    I usually LOVE gingers, but for some reason I can’t get that excited about Prince Harry. Or any of the royals, I guess, except for that adorable chubby baby.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      I’ve decided to start a collection of what I’m calling my fantasy nephews. They include Tom Hiddleston, and for a fantasy great-nephew, PRince Chubby Cheeks.

  • Sara J

    Oh my gosh, I never comment, but this just made me laugh out loud and nearly spit out my wine. Love you two!

    • Maria Jordan

      Same here!!

  • Gotham Tomato

    I’ve said it before (and I’ll keep saying it until someone in Sweden listens to me): Princess Diana should get a Nobel Prize for adding shoulders to the Windsor gene pool.


    • GorgeousThings

      God love her, but she probably cursed the shoulders when she gave birth.

      Voice of experience here.

  • Shawn EH

    Mom would be so proud!

  • sienna elm

    I’m so glad I didn’t read this one at work. I laughed out loud when I saw the Royal Surprise! :)

  • Catherine

    First Jax Teller, now this.

    Thank you, uncles. Happy Friday!

  • Audrey Lee

    Love him, would have his ginger babies. They’d be adorable.

  • MissKimP

    *gyno gasp*

  • DaveUWSNYC

    scrolldown love…thanks

  • Chickadeep

    Y’know, I just can’t with him. I was living in London—IN COLLEGE—when he was born. I remember watching the paparazzi swarm on the BBC. He’s officially Forever Too Young because of that.

  • Anne At Large

    Oh hairline, stay with us, you can do it!

    Lovely way to end my Friday.

  • Anna

    Oh Harry, you really are the naughty one. Loving the display of royal, ahem, athleticism.

  • ktr33

    He does nothing for me. Probably because I’m closer to his mother’s age than to his, but he looks like a spoiled rich bully.

    • Coolekat

      I’m older than his mother but I’m not letting that get in the way of my fantasy. Especially not on sausage Friday.

  • Salasalu

    Well.. that’s nice.. (call me Betty)

  • marlie

    He’s just so effing adorable. I’m not hot for him, but he seems genuinely charming and fun.

  • anonylind

    Oh my!

  • Joanne Abrams

    As always thank you for making my day.

  • Valdri8

    You two have gotten me through more days than I have shoes

  • decormaven

    Cracking me up! Never change, dear uncles!

  • Daktari100

    Not too shabby…from the neck down. I believe his royal surprise was revealed in Vegas a short while ago. Still not too hard on the eyes.

  • LesYeuxHiboux

    Dorky, athletic gingers are my jam. Thanks, fellas.

  • MarieLD

    My favorite uncles.

  • Peeve

    You guys just made my day–too funny! No wonder I love you so…

  • GorgeousThings

    Saw that picture this morning when I woke up and checked my feeds. My reaction? (in three part harmony) Aaaahhhh! Good thing I’m happily married.

  • sk8tfan

    Oh, pretend uncles, you are my bestest friends.

  • Man Dala

    Ginger ale, I mean, trail. Yas Gawd!

  • Crystal


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  • Lisalady161

    God, how I love you two.

  • prisma

    Thanks to Michael K of Dlisted, he is eternally Prince Hot Ginge to me.

  • mewesley

    Harry, they name is exuberance.

  • siriuslover

    Thank you! Prince Harry teaching kids rugby and giving us a peek? Glorious.
    On a different note, he looks more and more like his grandfather every year.

  • Mothra

    For a ginger he is maturing into a nice looking man.

  • AzSportsGirl

    THAT is one GGGGorgeous Ginger.

    Words I never imagined would come out of my mouth.

  • BitterOldQueen

    Harry is just having way too much fun being Most Unlikely To Become King of England; he’s en route to becoming the hotter English Joe Biden.

  • Nataki Vickers

    Those thighs are thick!

  • Imasewsure

    This kid (and Phillip Treacy hats) makes me love the Royals

  • Virginia Lee

    Isn’t his real dad a rugby player? 😉

  • LadyVimes

    My fantasies belong to me and my bunk, to save you all from my dirty, dirty mind.