Your Friday Dose of Prince Harry

Posted on May 30, 2014

We pride ourselves on many things; being fabulous chief among them. But one of the things we tend to brag about, when asked about our approach to work, is the way we try to get our Bitter Kittens through their day and subsequently, through their week. We’re your little waystation of bitchery in a cold, cruel world of insanity.

So in that vein, we figure all y’all could all use a little Harry right now. Keep your eyes peeled for a special Royal Surprise at the end.


Prince-Harry-Inspire-Suffolk-England-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Prince Harry takes part in an activity session at Inspire Suffolk during an official visit to Suffolk, England.

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Surprise! Royal treasure trail!

Oh, go ahead. Tell us about the naughty fantasy that just popped into your head. We won’t judge. Much.




[Photo Credit: i-Images/PacificCoastNews, Getty Images]

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    • MilaXX

      Thank you uncles, you are too kind!

    • fiddlecub

      I love when you feature the cute one!

      • MartyBellerMask

        I have to say, though…. these boys are my contemporaries. I remember when the other one was the “cute one”. 😉

        • Audrey Lee

          Me, too! But I’ve always had a soft spot for Harry. He’s closer to my age, and I feel kindred ginger spirit with him.And me oh my does he wear it well.

        • FrigidDiva

          I was coming here to that that very thing. I’m the same age as Will, my husband and I got married around the same time as Kate and Will and our son is a few months younger than theirs, so I always feel invested in Wills–however I do find Harry the cuter one now 😉

        • Kent Roby

          So far they’ve played according to looks: William is the sweet sensible guy you want to marry; Harry is the one that you want to get drunk with in Vegas and skinny dip with right after wearing inappropriate costumes.

      • stephbellard

        Harry is sexier than William in EVERY way.

    • rkdgal

      I’d be happy to play connect the dots with those freckles…

    • Danielle

      A lovely treasure trail, leading to a pair of royal rubies, no doubt!

      • Miss wks

        No gaurantee that Ruler is 12 inches….

      • MK03

        Is it bad that I read that in McGonagall’s voice?

    • Kerry McCombs

      He sure did grow into his handsome, didn’t he?

    • Kristin

      Oh good heavens. Fetch me my smelling salts!

    • Cele Deemer

      I’m just wild about Harry…

    • Pennymac

      OMG! I love you! (Uncles, not Harry–him, I just lust over with a cougar realness.)

    • MsKitty

      Sigh, I have such a weakness for the Gingers. Thanks Uncles.

      • majorbedhead

        Oh, me too. He’s a lovely specimen, too.

      • Kristi Mitchell

        Same here! Him and Eric Stoltz are my two hall passes. Hubby has already firmly stated we are not allowed to visit Ireland. Ever.

      • Alloy Jane

        Big fan of gingers here as well. I always thought Wills was the cute one because Harry was too young for that sorta thing.

    • PlethoraofBooks

      This. This has made today tons better. I love his smile!

    • formerlyAnon

      I don’t have a ton of feelings for Harry beyond admiration of his healthy male magnetism. But your last photo goes quite well with those.

    • Lucinda Head

      Oh I’ll catch that gingerbread man.

      • Tonia682

        Too funny!

    • gabbilevy

      That third to last photo! He’s all… I know what y’all are thinking. Yes Harry, yes we are.

    • magickat

      Just what I needed today, thanks! He is adorable. I definitely see Prince Philip in the sixth photo!

    • kimmeister

      I saw a ginger friend last weekend who I hadn’t seen in 7 years. He resembles Harry quite a bit, but with an even better smile, and a six pack. I imagine he’ll be off the market soon.

    • Denise Rambo

      Oh his Grandma is going to give him hell over that last photo.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Nah. Grandma Betty’s going to chuckle over having the cute and sexy grandson.

      • Lori

        She can’t yell too much, that happened while Harry was being adorable with kids. I saw pics from this event elsewhere. That hand on the right side of the last picture belongs to this cute boy with glasses who is maybe 9 or so.

        Also, from what I’ve heard Grandma Betty’s soft spot for 2nd sons is in full swing with Harry. Even if there weren’t cute kids involved I doubt she’s bother to chide him. At least he’s not naked.

        • Kristi Mitchell

          I wish he WAS naked!

          • Lori

            I suspect Grandma Betty is happy your wish is unfulfilled. Royal grandmothers can be such giant buzzkills :)

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          Harry showing skin while playing with cute kids is far more acceptable than playing naked poker/pool with comely young things in Vegas, so yep, Harry gets a pass here.

          • Lori

            The advantage to be the naughty one is that at some point people start grading on the curve.

            • formerlyAnon

              Yup! Plus it endears you to a swathe of the demographic who’d otherwise be uninterested or negative about Our Royal Family.

            • Kent Roby

              It curves? I haven’t seen those pictures.

    • Snoskred

      Thank you. :)

      All other words have now been CANCEL.

    • Nicole

      I didn’t know how much I needed that last photo. Thanks for making Friday the best!

    • Denise Alden

      It is quite unseemly, this love I have of this lad. Thanks for that last pic!

    • TM

      This just reminds me that I’ve seen two episodes of “I Wanna Marry Harry.” I hate myself and totes take responsibility for the downfall of civilization.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        We all have our guilty pleasures-I spent part of this afternoon watching bridal porn, also known as “Say Yes to the Dress”. It draws me like a moth to the flame…

        • TM

          Aw, I too can definitely indulge in the occasional TLC wedding lineup. (“Say Yes” is so ridiculously well packaged sometimes that it just WORKS.)

          The problem with this ridic reality show is that they portray the fake Harry as the victim. These shallow silly American girls want the prince, but could they love a pauper just looking for something real? I’m fascinated not by the people on the show, but more by the show’s narrative. It’s crazy!

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            It’s amazing how we can get hooked into these shows, crazy as they are.

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    • MK03

      Mmm. Good.

    • majorbedhead

      I love how the little kids look totally unfazed by the fact that there’s a royal in their midst. They’re all “Whatever, dood, lemme catch it, you ball hog!”

    • carpediva

      Well hello, Prince Hot Ginge: serving up some Spare Heir realness! Oi.

    • Tracy_Flick

      I usually LOVE gingers, but for some reason I can’t get that excited about Prince Harry. Or any of the royals, I guess, except for that adorable chubby baby.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        I’ve decided to start a collection of what I’m calling my fantasy nephews. They include Tom Hiddleston, and for a fantasy great-nephew, PRince Chubby Cheeks.

    • Sara J

      Oh my gosh, I never comment, but this just made me laugh out loud and nearly spit out my wine. Love you two!

      • Maria Jordan

        Same here!!

    • Gotham Tomato

      I’ve said it before (and I’ll keep saying it until someone in Sweden listens to me): Princess Diana should get a Nobel Prize for adding shoulders to the Windsor gene pool.


      • GorgeousThings

        God love her, but she probably cursed the shoulders when she gave birth.

        Voice of experience here.

    • Shawn EH

      Mom would be so proud!

    • sienna elm

      I’m so glad I didn’t read this one at work. I laughed out loud when I saw the Royal Surprise! :)

    • Catherine

      First Jax Teller, now this.

      Thank you, uncles. Happy Friday!

    • Audrey Lee

      Love him, would have his ginger babies. They’d be adorable.

    • MissKimP

      *gyno gasp*

    • DaveUWSNYC

      scrolldown love…thanks

    • Chickadeep

      Y’know, I just can’t with him. I was living in London—IN COLLEGE—when he was born. I remember watching the paparazzi swarm on the BBC. He’s officially Forever Too Young because of that.

    • Anne At Large

      Oh hairline, stay with us, you can do it!

      Lovely way to end my Friday.

    • Anna

      Oh Harry, you really are the naughty one. Loving the display of royal, ahem, athleticism.

    • ktr33

      He does nothing for me. Probably because I’m closer to his mother’s age than to his, but he looks like a spoiled rich bully.

      • Coolekat

        I’m older than his mother but I’m not letting that get in the way of my fantasy. Especially not on sausage Friday.

    • Salasalu

      Well.. that’s nice.. (call me Betty)

    • marlie

      He’s just so effing adorable. I’m not hot for him, but he seems genuinely charming and fun.

    • anonylind

      Oh my!

    • Joanne Abrams

      As always thank you for making my day.

    • Valdri8

      You two have gotten me through more days than I have shoes

    • decormaven

      Cracking me up! Never change, dear uncles!

    • Daktari100

      Not too shabby…from the neck down. I believe his royal surprise was revealed in Vegas a short while ago. Still not too hard on the eyes.

    • LesYeuxHiboux

      Dorky, athletic gingers are my jam. Thanks, fellas.

    • MarieLD

      My favorite uncles.

    • Peeve

      You guys just made my day–too funny! No wonder I love you so…

    • GorgeousThings

      Saw that picture this morning when I woke up and checked my feeds. My reaction? (in three part harmony) Aaaahhhh! Good thing I’m happily married.

    • sk8tfan

      Oh, pretend uncles, you are my bestest friends.

    • Man Dala

      Ginger ale, I mean, trail. Yas Gawd!

    • Crystal


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    • Lisalady161

      God, how I love you two.

    • prisma

      Thanks to Michael K of Dlisted, he is eternally Prince Hot Ginge to me.

    • mewesley

      Harry, they name is exuberance.

    • siriuslover

      Thank you! Prince Harry teaching kids rugby and giving us a peek? Glorious.
      On a different note, he looks more and more like his grandfather every year.

    • Mothra

      For a ginger he is maturing into a nice looking man.

    • AzSportsGirl

      THAT is one GGGGorgeous Ginger.

      Words I never imagined would come out of my mouth.

    • BitterOldQueen

      Harry is just having way too much fun being Most Unlikely To Become King of England; he’s en route to becoming the hotter English Joe Biden.

    • Nataki Vickers

      Those thighs are thick!

    • Imasewsure

      This kid (and Phillip Treacy hats) makes me love the Royals

    • Virginia Lee

      Isn’t his real dad a rugby player? 😉

    • LadyVimes

      My fantasies belong to me and my bunk, to save you all from my dirty, dirty mind.