Chloë Moretz in Chanel at “Clouds of Sils Maria” Cannes Photo Call

Posted on May 23, 2014

We feel a declaration coming on, kittens. Stand back.

 

Chloe-Moretz-Chanel-Clouds-Sils-Maria-Cannes-2014-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Chloë Grace Moretz attends photo call for “Clouds of Sils Maria” during the 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France in Chanel.

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Here it is: Despite her clear love for fashion, Chloe has terrible instincts that have only gotten worse over time.

This look is so wrong in so many ways. That jacket was designed to be worn with Karl Lagerfeld’s freakishly small-waisted dresses underneath it. It’s not a look we love, because it can only be worn by .0001% of the population and even then, it distorts their bodies. But regardless of how we feel about the intended look, we don’t recommend trying to break up the pieces and reinterpret it. This is a very specific kind of look for which Uncle Karl had very specific instructions.

Worse, she paired it with pants that actually thicken the waist slightly, which says to us that whoever put this look together didn’t know what they were doing. In addition, she’s mixing far too many textures for one look and her whites don’t match. Then there’s that hat, about which nothing more need be said except to point at and say with disdain, “That hat.” 

No, she definitely needs some style schooling – and to listen to a good stylist.

 

[Photo Credit: INFphoto.com, Neilson Barnard/Getty Images, IMAXTree]

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