Charlize Theron and Sean Penn at the “A Million Ways To Die In The West” Los Angeles Premiere

Posted on May 16, 2014

We don’t know…

Maybe? They’re… happy together?

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But we can’t help wanting to take her aside and hiss at her that she can do better. The sleazy mustache is a deal-breaker. And his hair doesn’t look entirely … as nature intended, shall we say. We don’t care how great an actor he is, he looks like he produces porn videos.

Then again, he’s doing her a favor by making her look so good in comparison. Not that she’d normally need the help, but we’d be hating on that doily dress a lot more if we weren’t so distracted by his head (which looks like it’s building up enough pressure to pop right off at any second). But her gorgeousness and his … whateverness is combining to make us not mind the dress at all. And to be fair, that looks like a pretty decent suit he’s wearing. But hey, even porn producers have nice suits, sometimes. 

Our point: this could all be worse. That’s about as backhanded a compliment as these two bitches can manage.

 

[Photo Credit: KM/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, Juan Rico/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, David Gabber/PRPhotos.com]

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