All right, ladies. Line up for judging. Please refrain from trying to influence the judges in any way or you will be removed from the red carpet in as embarrassing a manner as we can devise.
Number 1, please step into the judging circle.
Love the shape, but not the color for her.
Striking as hell, but once you see the curtain rod, you can’t unsee it.
Too shiny and AWFUL color.
Serving up some Joan Holloway Harris realness.
Put some flowers in her hair or a big floppy hat on her and it’s Wedding Day, 1972.
It’s a shame about the horrifying Joker-face makeup, because this is kind of drag-fabulous.
Slaying everyone else.
Can we start to have a conversation about how she looks like like a prettier version of Kim Kardashian? Except with a marketable job skill?
Don’t like the shape.
Oh, Heidi. Never change.
More weird clown makeup. What’s that all about. The dress is her usual.
Jane just lives for illusion netting lately, doesn’t she?
We don’t love this, but we can’t fault her for flaunting the fact that she can wear it.
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