“The Other Woman” Sydney Photocall

Posted on April 15, 2014

Since they’re all (sort of) smiling, we’re going to assume they coordinated.

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Enh. You’re not Destiny’s Child. You don’t have to dress alike. We’d kill for a pop of color other than Cammie’s rather hiddy shoes.

Yes, we’re being bitches. Yes, they all look pretty cute and true to their own style. We just get itchy asses whenever we encounter theme dressing.

One for-really-reals critique: Cammie should lose the jacket. That top looks really cute, but the jacket over it makes her go all shapeless. Also: Kate, feel free to drop some hair product recommendations on the other ladies. Just sayin’.





[Photo Credit: INFphoto.com]

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

      That’s some unflattering light – the pale dove/white tones don’t suit any of them with that brightness.

      • http://urban-gypsy.com/ Tess Danesi

        So true. All the white has gone dull grey and it’s certainly not helping out their complexions.

      • http://www.beautifymylifeblog.com Jessica

        That was my first thought — that lighting is not doing anyone any favors.

      • marlie

        Kate is the only one who isn’t seriously screwed over by the lighting.

    • Emily Smith

      I don’t think Leslie’s hair color is doing much for her right now. It could be the lighting but it just seems too yellow maybe? I can’t quite put my finger on what it is but it just seems not quite right.

      • Anna

        It could be the lighting and the “whiteness” of their clothing choices – they all look a little washed out. Leslie is very pretty, but I’ve personally always thought that blonde-blonde is more striking on her than the strawberry-blonde she’s been working for a long time now.

    • Kitten_Mittens

      And why are they all smiling like one of them farted and they’re daring you to guess which one?

      • Anna

        HAHAHAHAHAHAH, that didn’t even occur to me until you pointed it out and now I can’t un-see.

        • Kitten_Mittens

          Leslie Mann knew better than to stand next to Kate. Girl-photo-taking-strategy 101… not being the one next to the supermodel is as basic as not being the one closest to the camera in a big group picture (do you want to be the big face? Cause that’s how you get to be the big face!).

          • Anna

            True, being a former model herself though, you’d think Cammie would be able to pull off standing next to Kate Upton. Not that Kate’s outfit is really all that wonderful, but Cammie is especially shapeless and stumpy in comparison.

          • zuzu

            A friend of mine used to do event planning for Pepsi, back when Cindy Crawford was a spokesperson for them. So my friend got to know Cindy (and liked her a lot) because they ran into each other a lot at these events.

            She was always unhappy when she’d been moving tables around in a panic to get everything done, and then got invited to take a picture next to Cindy Crawford before she got a chance to clean up.

          • kimmeister

            I always manage to be the big face even when I stand in the back! *pouts*

            • Kitten_Mittens

              Being quite round-faced myself, I feel your pain.

      • Kitten Mittons

        Hey there, nice name

        • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

          … is this going to cause some sort of rip in the space/time continuum?

          • Kitten Mittons

            I think it already has. The picture of me and my siblings on my desk is starting to fade….

          • Anna

            Ha, was just about to post something similar

            • Kitten Mittons

              I could have fun with this, actually….

            • Sarah

              No offense to the original poster, but I’m pretty sure Charlie wanted to patent the product as “Mittons.” I need some, actually, because my avatar, while a wee cat, is quite the stomper.

            • Kitten Mittons

              Yes, it’s most definitely Mittons. But given Charlie’s ongoing struggles with illiteracy and glue huffing, “mittons” is actually quite coherent for him.

            • Sarah

              Most definitely. I just watched “The Gang Gets Analyzed” again last night, and have decided that I’m SO going to use “Is it strange if a person has such a fascination with cats that they maybe glue a little cat fur to the back of their neck? I don’t know…” on some unsuspecting stranger.

            • Kitten Mittons

              Please. PLEASE. YOUTUBE. THIS. EVENT.

            • Anna

              “Walk around like a cat-man in the middle of the night through the alleyways, ya know?”

            • Kitten_Mittens

              You are absolutely correct, and I have no excuse other than… I was busy bashing rats and got distracted… also I want this cheese

            • Sarah

              Rat bashing is very time consuming. Best that you’re “-ens” so we can keep you guys straight :)

            • Kitten_Mittens

              Perhaps a profile pic change is in order for me as the newcomer!

            • Sarah

              ‘Tis your choice, of course, but if you google “cat with mittens” you get some very fun pics. (FYI)

            • Kitten_Mittens

              aaaaand now I’ve gone down a spiral of cat pictures… all roads on the internet eventually lead here

            • Sarah

              Good one! And hell yeah they do. My sister seems to think it’s appropriate to paste ALL of them on my FB wall, and while I ♥ Catz, I do not think she is helping my image, no not one bit.

            • Anna

              New pic is adorable!

            • Kitten_Mittens


            • Anna

              You could! Did a double-take when I went back to the thread and was all, “Wait, wha…?”

            • Kitten Mittons

              and then, like “Zuuhhhhh?”

            • Anna

              Pretty much!

          • Kitten_Mittens

            I step away from the computer for a few hours and this is what I find. Well done internet and you BKs in particular!

        • marlie

          That’s so weird.

          • Kitten Mittons

            That it is.

            No worries. It’s all good, I got this.
            *cracks knuckles, sips coffee*

        • Kitten_Mittens

          Ditto my fellow well accessorized kitten!

          • Kitten Mittons

            Excellent new pic! I still feel like I’m talking to myself, which is really bizarre. We will make it work!

            • Kitten_Mittens

              The only thing better than one of you is clearly two. With our powers combined, we kill Dennis the bastard man!

    • Danielle

      Talk about hiding your light under a bushel. That is not your hair, Kate.

    • PlethoraofBooks

      Kate Upton aged with that hair style… And is it just me, or are the proportions on her outfit terribly unflattering?

      • leahpapa

        Blazer, especially one without lapels or a collar, plus busty gal plus side-angled shot often makes for an unflattering combination (I speak from personal experience). Howevah. I sort of like that, while she’s got a physique that would make a “Do Me” look quite easy, it seems that she’s trying a “Be Me” look here, which is refreshing (take note, Sophia Vergara).

      • Vaniljekjeks

        Really unflattering on Kate… and she has quadraboob. One would imagine a supermodel/actress can have the means to get a properly fitting bra…

        • zuzu

          Maybe all those years with poorly-fitting Victoria’s Secret bras convinced her that properly fitting is wrong.

    • @Biting Panda

      I don’t recall the cast of the The First Wives Club doing a matchy matchy day. No need to deploy one here, either.

      • demidaemon

        You read my mind!

      • kimmeister

        They look like they’re trying to be Charlie’s blonde angels.

    • Noah


    • MilaXX

      I don’t like Cam or Kate’s jackets. Kate’s makes her look top heavy because of her boobs, and Cam’s is somehow mature looking. I think their hair looks relatively nice this time around.

    • FrigidDiva

      I get that Kate Upton wants us to take her seriously as an ACTRESS, but egads woman, you don’t need to dress 15 years older than you really are.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        This. Do a few carefully selected roles, have those under your belt, and get BETTER STYLISTS. I will stop yelling now.

    • deelup

      It’s like a sorority reunion, where Kate is a current student and the other two are now house moms.

    • Sarah

      Well thank goodness I’m not the only one who thought Cameron’s shoes were awful. Yikes. Between the jackets and the pussy bow blouse, I’m thinking they look like a team of tropical real estate agents.

      • marlie

        I… sort of like them. *ducks*

        And that’s something would have never, ever thought I’d say about yellow peep-toe booties.

        • Sarah

          Hey, to each their own. I don’t like yellow or booties, so I’m probably biased.

          • marlie

            I generally loathe booties, and especially open-toed booties, but these don’t make me angry on sight. And they remind me of a cute pair of yellow peep-toed pumps that I have sitting in my closet, patiently waiting for the first really perfect day to wear them.

    • Latin Buddy

      hahahah you guys killed me with “You’re not Destiny’s Child…”

    • Twix

      Kate Upton is just so basic.

    • Tanya Wade

      Kate Upton: Modelling the latest in Soccer Mom Style!

    • boweryboy

      My only quibbles (besides Les and Cammie’s hair) is to lose the jackets and swap the shoes: Put Leslie’s polka dot on Kate. Put Kate’s black on Cameron. And put Cammie’s hiddy yellow on Leslie.

    • crash1212

      Kate Upton has been wrangling her breasts for long enough to know that the bra she’s wearing doesn’t fit and isn’t the correct style for that top. The top bulge is making my eye twitch. I think Leslie Mann wins this one for the shoes alone! That’s the best Cammie’s head has looked in years.

    • cocohall

      Your outfit is a fail if it makes you look like a plus-size model when in fact you just have an ample bosom. Kate Upton looks much larger and much older than she really is. There is nothing wrong with being a bigger gal, but even us bigger ladies aren’t LOOKING to add 20 lbs to our frame with the help of a bad jacket. If I want to add 20 lbs to my body, I’ll do it by eating fries and cheesecake the way God intended, and at least have some fun. The rest of this is just so blah, that I can’t muster the energy to comment, except I like Leslie’s shoes. Whoever tried to eliminate all notes of personality and self-expression must have had to take an urgent call and Leslie, that little minx, took full advantage. Way to go, girl!

      • Granny panties

        If I want to add 20 lbs to my body, I’ll do it by eating fries and cheesecake the way God intended!
        Where was this line during my bridesmaid years. Lol

    • Jenna621

      Why does Cameron have stank face in all of the shots?

    • http://attiresmind.blogspot.com/ Kiltdntiltd

      Are they modeling the women’s uniforms for some new cruise ship line?
      Plus they all look like they would rather be anywhere other than where they are right now.

      • decormaven

        Contractural obligation is all I see here.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Carnival Cruise new Bimbo service, no doubt.

    • Leah Elzinga

      Leslie Mann wins this one hands down for me which, if you’re one side of a Cameron Diaz, Kate Upton sandwich, is really saying something!

    • Clydette Wantland

      B-O-R-I-N-G. Snooze.

    • http://thepunkinblog.blogspot.com Punkinsmom69

      Good god, I hope those dumbass tie blouses from the 80s don’t make a comeback! And Upton looks like a holy bitch. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    • schadenfreudelicious

      Why does the youngest of the group look the oldest?…Me thinks Kate is trying a wee bit too hard to be taken seriously….

    • Sam Smith

      Leslie’s outfit wins in my book.

    • Jacob Bowen

      Cameron Diaz’s shoes are a MAJOR needle scratch. It was all so boring until we got to her banana slippers.

      • Alloy Jane

        LOL, banana slippers. If I click this post tomorrow, will there be brown spots on them?

    • Watterson

      She may have my least favorite outfit and hair, but Kate Upton is a true supermodel. By which I mean she has locked her best expression into place and is staring me down through the camera like she can see my soul and she finds it wanting.

    • marlie

      I think this is the best that they’ve looked as a group. I still don’t like how Kate’s going all “serious actress,” but I can appreciate that she wants to be known for something other than her boobs. I love Cammie’s top (and jacket) and the shoes are killer. That’s totally MY look.

      ETA: I don’t mind them doing the matchy thing this once. If it becomes a habit, it’ll get annoying really quickly.

    • http://redheadedwolf.wordpress.com/ Laura Renee

      A celebration of blondes?

      • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

        More like a murder of blondes.

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          We need a collective noun to describe a group of blondes, a la a murder of crows for the birds. How about a bumble of blondes?

          • Alloy Jane

            I vote fore a bumble of blondes!

    • ashtangajunkie

      Having a cuddle, dressed alike, but looking as though they hate each other. Beautiful.

    • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

      Is it just me or is Leslie Mann slowly turning into a mannequin?

      • Jaeda Laurez

        I feel like there’s some injectables happening. Her head always strikes me a super taught and shiny. Not quite Kidman shiny, but still.

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          I had the same thought; she’s got that somewhat frozen look.

    • Anna

      Kate has such a baby face – and that Sharon Stone hairdo doesn’t work with it. Maybe when she’s in her 30s, it might work. Cameron’s face on the other hand…I’m sorry, but it’s hard to even notice her outfit when her face looks like a 5 year old’s Play-Doh creation.

    • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

      “Welcome to Stepford Airlines. Champagne?”

      • Denise Alden

        I was just going to say it’s creepy to me that these women are indistinguishable from one another, and they’re playing women who are all intimate with the same man. Really?

        • marlie

          I guess they’re implying that he has a “type.” There’s the 20-, 30-, and 40-year old version.

          • Denise Alden

            You’re probably right, but that’s where I think it’s so weird. This is extremely off topic, but seriously: if you’re going to have multiple partners, wouldn’t you choose all flavors, instead of fifty shades of vanilla?

            • bitchybitchybitchy

              You should trademark fifty shades of vanilla!

            • Denise Alden

              And I should have your screen name! :)

            • bitchybitchybitchy


    • R.A.

      Kate Upton needs to stop using the same hairstylist as Zachary Quinto.

    • MannahattaMamma

      ghastly plus if kate stumbles, cammie and leslie are going down like bowling pins. they look really unhappy & why is kate upton wearing shorts?

    • Grumpy Girl

      I will be odd man out, but I love that Kate Upton wears her hair up and does something with it besides having it flop around her face like a teenager. But that is very much my bias against long, floppy hair. Sure, grow your hair long, but then DO something interesting with it that doesn’t end up all in your face.

    • demidaemon

      This feels a little First Wives Club, no?

    • Crystal

      I think Kate Upton’s hair makes her face look weird.

    • Sophie

      Nice tops all around, they’re just too white to be more interesting.

    • KT

      How is it that Kate Upton, who is literally half as old as Cameron and Leslie, looks exactly the same age as them — if not older???

      DESPISE the matching outfits, and this is really not the best lighting for anyone…

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        It takes some doing to make a twenty-something look matronly, but by Heavens Upton’s stylists seem,unfortunately, to be up to the task.Sigh.

    • Coco Cornejo

      Nicki Minaj has a supporting role in this movie. I wonder if she’s going to participate in the pole dance for it. And I wonder what she’ll be wearing.

      • quiltrx

        They probably have a literal pole dance planned for her part.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Considering that we have three women who are all fair-skinned, a pop of color would have been most welcome. Cam’s top gets my vote. I think Kate Upton is having some difficulty with styling;she’s young, stacked, her stylists really ought to do better by her than this.

    • Rhonda Shore

      What is it, an event at the Yacht club where caterers don’t have to wear uniforms if they stick with white shirts and black pants/skirts/shorts?

    • IMNAngryLiberal

      Weren’t there a bunch of matchy photos like this for First Wives Club? First thing I thought of was that this was an homage photo for that movie.

    • Trickytrisha

      Somehow I get the feeling that Cameron told Kate “If you pull out those boobs for this publicity tour, say goodbye to your career!”

    • GeoDiva

      Why do they keep dressing Kate like she is 40?

    • Comfy

      Kate’s hair rec: “Be 21 years old.”

    • YoungSally

      Is this where Kate said she didn’t like her boobs and wished she could take them on and off?

    • Zuber

      How come Cameron looks more aged than Leslie Mann. That lady is ageless.

    • fursa_saida

      I suddenly really want Kate Upton to cut her hair like Michelle Williams. Never thought I’d have any investment in her hair at all.

    • quiltrx

      This whole look is so aging for Kate. ‘Rich bitch yacht club’ shouldn’t be put on a 21 year old.
      And the dressing alike is cloying enough…but yeesh, white tops make it go very “uniform” to me.

    • amf0001

      Is it weird that the youngest woman, Kate Upton, has the most frozen face?