Jimmy Choo ‘Damsen’ Neon Matte-leather Sandals
Everything here is wrong with everything else. Go home.
No, really. That’s the critique: go home. There’s no saving this one. Best to minimize the damage now before too many pictures get taken. And when you get home? Throw that skirt into the fireplace and slap the queens who did that to your head. Keep the shoes, definitely. The jacket? We’ll let you know. Just get a good night’s sleep and we’ll start fresh in the morning. We’re calling your car now, darling.
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