Pairs Division: Sebastian Stan and Chris Evans in Gucci at “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” Screening

Posted on April 01, 2014

It’s time to declare a moratorium on gray suits for the red carpet.

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Although we’d be willing to forgive a lot if they started making out. Sorry. Sexual harassment seems to be a theme with our posts today.

Anyway, here we have two very good looking men who appear to have been traumatized by color at some point in their lives. Maybe one of them fell into a vat of crayon wax during a school field trip or something. Maybe the other was mercilessly teased for inadvertently revealing he knows the difference between chartreuse and celadon. Whatever the reasons, they clearly don’t want any color to come into contact with any parts of their bodies and their style is suffering for it. Chris’ suit is nice, but the tie and shirt bring it straight to the cemetery. Sebastian just looks shiny and bland. Chris should stick to blue and brown suits, while Sebastian would look fantastic in a black with a pop of color in the tie. It’s not that hard, boys.

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Jennifer Graylock/INFphoto.com, Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images]

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