Pairs Division: Sebastian Stan and Chris Evans in Gucci at “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” Screening

Posted on April 01, 2014

It’s time to declare a moratorium on gray suits for the red carpet.

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Although we’d be willing to forgive a lot if they started making out. Sorry. Sexual harassment seems to be a theme with our posts today.

Anyway, here we have two very good looking men who appear to have been traumatized by color at some point in their lives. Maybe one of them fell into a vat of crayon wax during a school field trip or something. Maybe the other was mercilessly teased for inadvertently revealing he knows the difference between chartreuse and celadon. Whatever the reasons, they clearly don’t want any color to come into contact with any parts of their bodies and their style is suffering for it. Chris’ suit is nice, but the tie and shirt bring it straight to the cemetery. Sebastian just looks shiny and bland. Chris should stick to blue and brown suits, while Sebastian would look fantastic in a black with a pop of color in the tie. It’s not that hard, boys.

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Jennifer Graylock/INFphoto.com, Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images]

    • Danielle

      Presh, do you think they called each other the night before to coordinate? “Dude, you gotta wear the gray suit. Everyone will think we’re brothers!”

      • demidaemon

        “But what if they think we’re lovers!”

        “Dude, don’t worry. Nobody will think that.”

        Chris then proceeds to touch Sebastian as much as possible on the RC.

        • Danielle

          I’d ship it.

          • demidaemon

            Apparently, I already am.

        • stephbellard

          Chris would totally be the top in that scenario right? I’d watch it.

          • demidaemon

            Yes, of course.

    • Sarah

      The Winter Soldier has a side gig as a pit boss at the casino. Cap America is SO excited to show you the new 2015 Lexus convertible.

    • Mary Elizabeth Poytinger Baume

      chris looks like a 8th grade english teacher at a high school for disadvantaged teens…

    • EspyRants

      …okay. So is the Captain America filming in South Korea a stunt man? Cause the beard has been confusing the hell out of me.

    • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

      Too many shades of gray…

    • Vaniljekjeks

      *Shrugs* I’ll take one of each.

    • uprightcitizen

      That’s actually the first shiny suit in a while that looks kind of cool, IMHO. But Evans having belt loops but no belt is giving me a headache and both of their shirts and ties are really at fault for how bland this looks. Nothing like an almost-but-not-quite-white shirt to make it look like your housekeeper sucks at laundry. Not familiar with Sebastian Stan, but he REALLY, REALLY looks a lot like a young Robert Wagner. If someone makes a biopic about Natalie Wood anytime soon, they’ve found their Bob Wagner.

      • Kathy

        Stan looks like Michael Biehn to me. Robert Wagner or Michael Biehn–no bad thing to resemble either one of them.

    • BlairBear

      Especially shiny silver suits

    • Pamdela

      However…no neck hair for Captain America! So that’s a win right there.

    • sansha

      But he has a glitter tie!

    • BobStPaul

      That is one bad suit worn by Chris. It looks incredibly cheap, is ill-fitting, and is a wrinkled mess. It also appears to have lumpy shoulder pads.

    • NMMagpie

      Men’s Wearhouse realness.

      Chris should also be thinking about a belt.

      • demidaemon

        BELTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

    • lunchcoma

      Chris Evans is capable of looking much hotter than this.

      Sebastian Stan should be capable of looking much hotter than this, though he tends to lean toward these unpleasant shiny numbers. I think someone needs to stage a style intervention on his behalf.

    • Ron Zank

      Chris’s suit just needs the knit tie I bought in ’82, and he’d be all set to be the P.E. teacher at parent/teacher conferences.

    • http://batman-news.com boweryboy

      Bankers on a Friday night in search of booze and babes.

    • Amanda Welliver

      I really, really, really need Mr. Evans to shave.

    • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

      Get your hands out of your own pockets, dammit.

      • ShaoLinKitten

        It would definitely liven things up if they had their hands in each other’s pockets…

    • ShaoLinKitten

      All I can see in these pictures is forehead. Stan’s is more like an eight head, and Mr. Evans must have gotten that groove between his eyebrows filled or Botoxed away. That said, I don’t hate the suits. They’re just… there. Do like Evans’ beard, though. The only sad thing about the arrival of spring is how many bearded men are going to shave… :(

    • MilaXX

      Chris was on Jimmy Fallon last night. I have to say it was nice seeing him smiling and laughing after looking like such a sour puss for so much of this poledance.
      Suits are “meh”

    • KinoEye

      In the last shot, Sebastian looks like he’d be into the idea of making out. The one nice thing the gray is doing for both of them is highlighting what blue, blue eyes they both have. Of course, an actual blue suit would make them pop even more. But still. Silver linings.

      • demidaemon

        I wish they had. I would have forgiven much of the problems here with that event.

    • Imasewsure

      I could live with the shiny suit with a better shirt and tie I guess… Chris Evans should probably just retire now… he clearly doesn’t want to be there (but if he is there, he should follow our dear uncles’ advice and wear blue or brown).

      • Qitkat

        I am questioning my own taste, but I really like the shiny suit here, but am with you in that it needs a completely different shirt and tie.
        The other gray suit hits every boring button possible.

    • M_E_S

      I guess I can forgive them because they’re so very pretty, but only if they make out for a little bit.

      Hop to it, gentlemen,

    • marlie

      The fit in the shoulders of Chris’ jacket is really weird. And Sebastian’s suit is WAY too shiny, and making him look a little sleazy.

    • butterflysunita

      Too many men on the red carpet look iike they’re on the way to Home Depot, so I have no criticisms here. Showered, hair combed, nice suits.

    • Jenn B

      Sebastian Stan really looks like Luke Skywalker here.

    • Audrey

      Lol to be fair, Sebastian was wearing a purple suit on a talk show the day before. :)

    • Jacob Bowen

      Chris’ face in the last shot is enough to perk me up after my workout…sighhhhh. Note to self: Don’t wear gray suit to meet TLo next week in CHICAGO!

    • quiltrx

      Shiny met frumpy, and the result was SO BORING.
      And Chris for fuck’s sake SHAVE!

    • demidaemon

      Well, Chris needs to get a belt and button up his jacket as well, though I do like his handsyness with his costar. And Sebastian’s suit is WAY too shiny.

    • FrigidDiva

      I was reading an article the other day that Chris wants to quit acting after his Captain America gig is up and go into directing, but even directors wear better suits than this.

    • Kirstin McAulay

      Mr Stan is very very pretty and not averse to making out with male costars… tumblr is ALL over that, also v good in leather pants in the film. Mr Evans needs to lose this suit and get back into the catsuit pronto!!

    • R.A.

      SPARKLY TIE! Why oh why isn’t this a thing already? It never even occurred to me before! We could have sequined ties, glitter ties, A Starry Night ties, the possibilities are endless! Tacky? Yes! Fun? Yes!

    • Anna

      Sebastian is sooo shiny.

      Chris looks like a bible salesman.

    • Taylor Bigler

      Yum.

    • TheOkeyDoke

      Chris Evans looks a lot happier now that he’s announced he’s done with acting once his Captain America stint is over.

    • MartyBellerMask

      OMIGOD button your jacket, Chris!!!!!!! Gahhhhhhhhhhh!!

    • kt

      Is that a shiny suit with a glitter tie? If it is, I am a huge fan. Sometimes you need to inject a little humor into your wardrobe

    • Wink

      Pretty men dressed in not-completely-hideous clothes. Meh.

    • icm

      Good looking or not sloppy never impresses. No belt ,top button undone ,loose tie.Call me old fashioned ,but if your going to wear a suit wear it properly .

    • Jess Collett

      *shouts* IT’S BEST IF YOU TAKE OFF YOUR SUITS. WE DON’T MIND!

    • lundibleu

      Chris also looks incredibly pale. Not sure if that’s the photography, or if he’s been spending too much time in fake tan for other pictures.

    • e jerry powell

      HANDS!
      POCKETS!
      NO!

      And in other news, clearly not a couple. In any sense.

    • BIGBANGTabiVIP

      Where’s Hiddleston? He is allergic to color as well, you know. He isn’t, however, allergic to gray. They all need stylists. Cheese and crackers.