It’s worse than we thought, darlings.
They’ve started dressing alike.
We can just hear all the tinkling and jangling.
We want to rip that stupid hobo hanky out of his pocket, grab that hat off his head, throw them on the ground and jump up and down on them, screaming, “AFFECTATIONS! AFFECTATIONS!”
And this is why we don’t hang around celebrities, darlings.
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