Emma Stone in Chanel at “The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Rise Of Electro” Berlin Premiere

Posted on April 17, 2014

Okay, fine. Let’s get this over with. We’re all tired of yelling at her, but somebody has to do it, you guys. Get your coffee and let’s get to work.

Emma-Stone-Spiderman-Berlin-Premiere-Chanel-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Emma Stone attends the premiere of “The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Rise of Electro” in Berlin, Germany in a Chanel look paired with Christian Louboutin sandals.

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Emma-Stone-Spiderman-Berlin-Premiere-Chanel-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)Chanel Pre-Fall 2014 Collection

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Sigh.

We’re saying that, out loud, right now: “Sigh.” That’s how you know how bad it is.

Oh, Emma. It didn’t have to be this way. You were J Law before there was a J Law (for like 30 seconds). Everyone loves you. Why must you hurt us so with your crazy-ass style choices?  You know what your problem is, hon? Don’t roll your eyes at us; we’re trying to help you here. Your problem is you can’t see the forest for the trees when you pick out an outfit. You probably zeroed in on one or two details, like the colors or the pops of shiny or the shape of the skirt and said impulsively, ‘That’s the one.” But you never seem to see how the whole look comes together on you. You never seem to notice that you constantly wear tricky things that are hard for you to pull off or things that look a little awkward on you because it’s just not your shape. We could’ve accepted that skirt, because it’s kind of interesting and that’s a pretty color. But that top is AWFUL. And as much as we like glitter (like any self-respecting queen would), girl, that’s some K Mart bargain bin Christmas tinsel shit happening right there.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: OWS/INFphoto.com, style.com]

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