All the credit in the world for trying, but… no, son. Just no.
We know the print shirt with a skinny suit thing is kind of a trend among the twinky types, but that print is just hideous and the jacket fits him oddly. It doesn’t help that he buttoned both buttons. You want to do that whole Topman/British hipster look, go right ahead. You’re the guy for it, Dane. But it has to not look like the leisure suit Tom proudly wore for his Confirmation in 1978. Sorry, but that’s the rule.
And no way IN HELL are any of you ever going to see a picture of THAT. Even Lorenzo’s only seen that picture once.
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