Red Carpet Rundown: “Glee” 100th Episode Celebration

Posted on March 19, 2014

New Directions, please step into the judging booth.



Dianna Agron in Miu Miu
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 Put this dress on Lupita Nyong’o and it would probably sing an aria, but most mere mortal women are gonna find it hard to pull off. Too many colors and elements for one poor dress to handle.

The shoes look totally ’90s and that file folder tucked in her arm is hideous.



Vanessa Lengies
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 Pretty. Great color.



Jenna Ushkowitz in Azzedine Alaïa
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A dress so plain it’s practically invisible. Adding the neon shoes only serves to point out how generic the dress is.

Heather Morris
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It’s possible those are the ugliest shoes we’ve seen in years. That dress ain’t so hot either. Nor is the hair.



Becca Tobin in Love & Lemons
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S’alright. That’s pool hair.



Jayma Mays in Robert Rodriguez
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Sweet Jesus on a breadstick. This is a woman in crisis.



Jane Lynch
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 The coat’s nice.



Naya Rivera in Bec & Bridge
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The Baby J Lo thing is starting to look a little creepy in a  Single Hispanic Female kind of way. Maybe she’s trying to get an all-Latina All About Eve remake off the ground.

And y’know? We’d watch that.

Those looks like Daisy Duck’s shoes.



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  • imperfectlaura

    This gives a new definition to the Fug Girls’ scroll fug because as I was scrolling through this post, I just kept seeing more and more fug. Really not a fan of any of the looks.

  • RussellH88

    Jane Lynch, don’t go to Hugh Hefner for fashion advice.

  • Bailey Debruynkops

    way too hilarious re: Daisy Duck shoes

  • marlie

    These look like a bunch of red carpet neophytes. As a whole, this bunch never gets it right. I take that back – the ladies never get it right. And I’m SO tired of Naya Rivera’s schtick.

  • save_the_hobbit

    Diana looks oddly like The Little Mermaid? Purple bikini top, green bottom….

    • Julia

      Thought the same exact thing! Came down here to say just that.

    • Dandesun

      Thought the exact same thing… why is she DisneyBounding as Ariel?

    • quiltrx

      Should’ve borrowed one of Ariana Grande’s Cat wigs!

    • MK03

      My first impression was “Ariel goes to a cocktail party.”

    • MaryMitch

      But I would like the dress without the belt. And take away the pleats in the skirt.

  • >Maybe she’s trying to get an all-Latina All About Eve remake off the ground. And y’know? We’d watch that.

    Please at least offer to recap that fictional pilot.

    • kimmeister

      “Todo acerca de Eva.”

      • Susan Velazquez

        Actually, I think a better Spanish translation would be “Todo sobre de Eva” or “Todo sobre Eva”.

        • moppet

          That’s a lot of plot right there. But I like it! I support your casting.

          • Susan Velazquez

            Haha I couldn’t help myself! Once I started thinking about it, I couldn’t stop!

        • RL McGruder

          GIRL. Casting is genius.

        • Denise Alden

          Well done you!

    • Rhonda Shore

      She strikes me more as a Kim Kardashian Klone.

  • sojourneryouth

    I don’t understand anything about Jayma’s pants. Did Dance Fever create an apparel line? Did MC Hammer and several former Solid Gold Dancers all smoke crack and start playing with gold fabric and electric shavers?

    • Sarah

      I like the Solid Gold Dancers idea. Because then their cracked-out selves could have used their inhuman levels of strength to force her to wear those execrable pants.

  • MilaXX

    Dianna needs Jenna’s shoes. Throw away that giant clutch and she’d be good. The rest vary from okay to awful.

  • mlle

    Heather Morris is a time traveller from 15 years ago. I can’t believe those awful shoes are back in fashion.

    • Gatto Nero

      Or the dress (1970s)! Or the hair (also 1970s)!

    • Kimbolina

      1990s middle school dance.

      The hair completes the vibe.

  • hughman

    “Fasten your seatbelts. The ride, she is going to be boompy.”

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      OK, we need casting ideas for Addison DeWitt and the other males…Do we drag in Marc Antony for one of them?

      • ScarlettHarlot

        Ricky Martin?

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          Yes, I think we need Ricky in this one

      • Susan Velazquez

        Martin Sheen, Antonio Banderas, maybe even Charlie Sheen. Although Charlie is too young and maybe not reliable enough for the role but he just has a very biting, sarcastic humor that he’s good at playing.

        • Denise Alden

          I vote for a dandy-ish Antonio Banderas.

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          OMG-we simply must have Banderas…I still remember him from “The Mambo Kings”-not the world’s best movies,but it had its moments, including a great view of his butt. But, I digress…

  • Jacob Bowen

    -Okay, ON TOP of that color blocking they had to add flower beading that drips down from the waist? REALLY?-Dianna, trash that gown.
    -Heather Morris- that dress looks like my sister’s beach cover-up from 2005 and those shoes are AWFUL.
    -Jayma your pants are SHEDDING because that gold glitter does not want to be ANYWHERE near this outfit. Sheer+Gold pants=BAD IDEA.

    • VicD

      I love the lavender color and the neckline on Dianna Agron. I don’t even mind the yellow color block. But the rest of it needs a total remake from the waistline down – or is it the waste line down in this case?

  • Sarah

    I need Naya to dial back the contouring by 10,000. She looks like a mannequin.

    • sagecreek

      Frankly, she looks like she’s showing off the new goods. And not in a good way.

    • kaybee

      YES! Her nose looks like it could snap at any second, it’s so thin. It looks like it’s painful to breathe!

  • Is Heather Morris pitching for another high school role? She needs to ship that dress off to Haylee Steinfeld.

    • FrigidDiva

      Personally I think she should ship the dress and shoes back to Baby Spice.

  • kimmeister

    It’s nice to see Dianna with tousled hair for once, but her face looks exactly like Stana Kanic’s here (not that that’s a bad thing).

  • beebee10

    Diana without her file folder is the only one who looks good here, imo.

    • sagecreek

      I also think she deserves props because that dress is a little out of her Laura Ashley wheelhouse.

    • random_poster

      I really like her make-up.

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      I hate the dress AND the shoes. But her face looks really really great here – better than most of the times we see her.

    • Gatto Nero

      Frankendress, tho.

  • NinaBoo

    Youth is wasted on the young. How I would dress if I had their bodies, money, and access…

    Get off my lawn!

  • Danielle

    HEATHER MORRIS YOU DANCED WITH BEYONCÉ. You can do a THOUSAND times better than this fuckery.

    • colleenjanel

      She’s in that stage of motherhood where she’s lucky to find something to wear that doesn’t have poop or baby vom on it.

      • LipstickForPigs

        “Baby vom” + your avatar = <3

      • Kristin McNamara

        Heather Morris is a mom?!?!???!??! When did this happen?

        • colleenjanel

          I think her baby is about 6 months old now.

      • DaringMiss

        Yeah…I am giving the new mom a pass. She has that thousand mile stare that screams “I haven’t had REM sleep in months!”

  • MarieLD

    Heather Morris’s dress looks so much like the top I wore to work today. (jjill — do a search for “perfect pima printed easy tee”)

  • jilly_d

    Sweet Christ, this show has been on for a number of years, yes? These people are acting like it’s their first red carpet rodeo.

  • Imasewsure

    I know this is a broken record, but can’t tv stars also afford stylists? Can we pass a hat?
    Heather looks awesome for the high school dance and Diana just looks head to toe bad with special mention to that awful clutch!!

    • Sarah

      That shiny naugahyde envelope? Yeah, it’s REALLY awful. SKINTONE IS NOT ALWAYS AN ACCEPTABLE NEUTRAL, y’all.

  • sagecreek

    So, who else loved Season 1 but hasn’t watched the show in years? I think my Rubicon was that awful Christmas show. You know the one.

    • random_poster

      I got through Season 1 excited for Season 2. I got tired of it halfway through Season 2.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        I think I made it throught Season 3, and the first five minutes of Season 4 and then said G’bye.

    • MikeW_Vegas

      I made it through Season 2 and then bid a warm Sayonara. However, I will probably watch the 100th just to see la Chenoweth.

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  • Steve Ek

    Methinks Naya has had a boob job since last we saw her. She’s now one cup size shy of porn starlet. The dress coordinates well with the increased boobage. Very AVN awards.

    • sagecreek

      Yep, that “news” was all over the internet today. It’s really no one else’s business, but she is kind of flaunting it, ain’t she?

    • filmcricket

      That would make it her second or third, then.

      SPOILERS, if anyone cares: rumour has it she’s off the show soon, her album died on the vine, and she needs some casting agents to pay attention.

      • I think she must be getting bad advice. The Glee fans who would be inclined to buy her album or watch her in something else out of good-will are not likely to appreciate the late-40s cougar look for her. And the people who would appreciate that look probably don’t read celebrity fashion blogs.

        • marlie

          And she’s not likely to poach/attract fans from JLo or Beyonce; she needs to come up with her own identity and image.

  • colleenjanel

    Heather Morris phoned in that appearance. But I’ll give her a pass because she’s likely sleep deprived thanks to a tiny human.

  • TwiddlyStun

    Pool hair. Pool eye makeup (running). Pool coverup over skirt-suit.

  • somebody blonde

    Sign me up to watch the all-Latina All About Eve remake.

    • Susan Velazquez

      Jennifer Lopez as Margot, Naya Rivera as Eve, Eva Mendes as Karen, Rita Moreno as Birdie…oooooohhh can someone please make this happen?

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Good cast, too expensive for Lifetime, I fear….
        but can’t you just see Rita as Birdie giving Naya’s Eve the stinkeye?

  • cocohall

    I would love to see all the side eye these ladies were giving each other on the RC. It is hard to believe that they all were attending the same event, there is so much fashion confusion on display. Naya Rivera looks like she is attending the Adult Film Awards. Heather Morris looks like she is going to a brunch with all her new mother friends from her Mommie and Me class. I have no idea where Jayma Mays is headed . . . .

    • Sabin

      Receptionist. Office party. New Year’s Eve. 1989.

      • cocohall

        Nailed it.

  • susu

    Heather Morris looks 12 years old in that pic. Becca Tobin looks 42.

    • FrigidDiva

      I was just coming here to comment, her and Naya are REALLY trying to distance themselves from the high school look, aren’t they?

  • Nicola Anna Molly Page

    As soon as I seen Dianna’s dress, I thought of The Little Mermaid. Seriously.

  • teensmom99

    Looks like every one but Jane Lynch went shopping at Urban Outfitters.

  • Meg

    None of the dudes? 🙁

  • quiltrx

    Everyone looks pretty icky to me.
    And Naya is lovely on her own, she needs to develop her OWN style.

  • James

    Heather Morris’s son is still so small, around 6 months I think so I can forgive anything! Also she looks really good, considering. The rest … I see Naya has completed her transformation into Kim K 2.0 with a new boob job.

  • altalinda

    Jane, you’ve got my 2 thumbs up for your outfit.

    • Denise Alden

      Me, too! I think she’s taking advantage of the stylist for “Hollywood Game Night.” She more often than not looks terrific there.

  • alyce1213

    I get more of a wanna-be Kardashian style from Naya. She really ought to tone it down, like a lot.

  • Hilariously bad.

  • elemspbee

    oh diana a–stand up straight. Love the colors of that dress. And she made an effort matching the colors of her face to the dress. but the hair. sad.
    jenna u–she never gets it right that this plain as day dress is in fact a relief from a consistent record of misses.
    jayma m–wtfuckery!

  • R.A.

    Your assessment of Naya was just too spot on. I can’t.

  • sienna elm

    Those gold lame pants look like they have a skin disease!!

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      They look like rejects from the Golden Girls’ closet.

      • Anna

        Golden Girls by way of MC Hammer. Or is it the other way around.

        Either way, Jayma is not legit. It’s UN-legit. And for that reason, she must quit.

  • Yolanda13

    Nothing gleeful about any of those looks. Tragic all around. And did Naya have work done?

    • Susan Velazquez

      Everyone’s pretty much agreed she’s gotten breast implants even if she hasn’t admitted it yet.

    • TerryMH

      Speaking of work done, what about Jane Lynch? She looks awfully smooth in that photo. If she has, that will make me sad. God forbid a woman in her fifties, playing a woman in her fifties actually look like a woman in her fifties (said from a woman soon to be in her fifties).

  • Susan Velazquez

    Goddammit Naya, I want to root for you but every time I look at you, I just want to say, “Of course.”

  • Anna

    Jayma Mays looks like the mother of a Solid Gold dancer. Naya Rivera and her monokini-mated with a pencil skirt dress are freaking me the hell out. Everyone else falls within varying ranges of boring to hilariously bad.

    • MikeW_Vegas

      Jayma doesn’t look like Dorothy Zbornack. And that was a green glittery top

      • Anna

        Ha, I know. It was more the overall spirit of Jayma’s look. And I love that line 🙂

  • bitchybitchybitchy

    Naya Rivera and JLo in an epic catfight? Yes! Jayma-no, honey, no.

  • Susan Velazquez

    Why does Beca Tobin look so much older than—oh wait, she IS 28. Goddamn, this Dawson casting is getting out of control. I was about to yell at her for looking so much older and then I realized she, you know, is older.

  • kaybee

    Basically, I hate everything everyone is wearing.

    • Carleenml

      isn’t it scary? I scanned through and had one reaction. WTF

  • FridaStaire

    Oh PLEASE will someone make that film?

  • SewingSiren

    The first dress, does anyone else see a modest hula costume? Or just me……….

  • V No Privacy

    Don’t be mean. Heather Morris just got back from 1993. She brought Diana Agron those shoes as a souvenir.

  • MarissaLG

    Heather Morris looks real cute going to her 8th grade graduation dance. Make sure to leave room for the holy spirit!

  • OffToSeeHim

    OMG, those ARE Daisy Duck’s shoes! How do you guys DO it??? Is Vanessa Lengies on Mixology now? I really like her.

  • Stella Zawistowski

    “THIS is an Alaia!”

    “An A-whatta?”

    “It’s a totally important designer!”

    “And I will totally yawn in your face!”

  • decormaven

    Naya R. needs to dial it back 1,000.

  • KinoEye

    Jayma Mays’s “outfit” and Heather Morris’s shoes need to get together so I can light them on fire and dance around the flames, cackling madly.

  • An all Latina All About Eve remake telenovela style would be the shit. I would watch the hell out of that.

    • Melvis Velour

      I grew up in a household of insane Cuban women who would school these wanna be’s on how it’s properly done…with big hair, big jewels, big furs and usually big noses…ai dios mio escandalito!

  • I like the dress on Diana Agron, especially since it’s positively daring for her, but the shoes and accessories are a wreck and she needed bouncier hair to make the look come together. Heather Morris is dressed like she’s attending a middle school dance…circa when I was in middle school. Vanessa Lengies wins the night, and will forever have a special place in my heart after Are You Afraid of the Dark?, American Dreams, and Stick It.

    • i’m with you on diana’s dress. when i first opened the post I awed at it. shoes, though – ugh.

  • AnnaleighBelle

    Jayma Mays may be a woman in crisis, but Robert Rodriguez made the sartorial suicide weapon. Jeebus, that is ugly, unflattering, and unforgivable.

  • Shawn EH

    What is eating the gold off Jayma’s sad slacks?

  • wisdomy

    Naya Rivera is starting to far outstrip Lea Michelle in Of Coursing.

  • paintedfish

    that Miu Miu dress looks like one of those “Fashion inspired by Disney Princess” memes.

  • lchopalong

    Heather Morris’s dress kinda reminds me of getting a $15 summer frock from a place like Vanity or Charlotte Russe and accidentally drying it one day. It’s reminding me too much of my attempts to be fashionable in high school, and coming out as a drab, lumpy, too short mess.

  • Clash D

    Oh dear God. I put my face in my palms when I saw Diana’s whole outfit. Cheerleading belly dancer realness.

    None of them look like television stars. Except for Jane Lynch, saved by the coat and flared pants. And Naya looks like she came for an entirely different event.

  • Glammie

    Hmmm, a musical Latina version of All About Eve with JLo and Naya. Damn, I really am there. Genius TLo. I actually wish someone would do this.

    Okay, rest of cast–who’s Addison de Witt? Karen, the snappy maid and the younger playwright/boyfriend?