Diane Kruger in Valentino Couture at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party

Die, black lace trend.

And despite the subject matter, that is not German for “The black lace trend.”

PinDiane Kruger attends the 2014 Vanity Fair Oscar Party held at Sunset Plaza in West Hollywood, California in Valentino couture.

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PinValentino Spring 2014 Couture Collection

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We admit, there have been times in the past when she bragged about not using a stylist and we begrudgingly thought “Well, who can argue with the results? Fraulein knows what she’s doing.” But then there are the other times, the times like these, when we smirk like little bitches and say “See? Should’ve hired someone.”

Every once in a while, some lady comes along in a black lace ensemble so fabulous that it has us reconsidering our boredom with black lace. This is not one of those times. Die, black lace trend. Die.

Diane, hire a bitchy queen who knows how to arch an eyebrow and say “No,” with some force behind it. It’s amazing what those types can do for your style.

[Photo Credit: Juan Rico/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images, IMAXtree]

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• Diane Kruger
• Oscars
• Oscars 2014
• Red Carpet
• Valentino
• Valentino Couture
• Vanity Fair
• Vanity Fair Oscar Party