Chloe Sevigny in Louis Vuitton at the MOCA’s 35th Anniversary Gala

Posted on March 31, 2014

Darlings, meet Lexi:

Chloe-Sevigny-MOCA-2014-Gala-Louis-Vuiton-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Chloe Sevigny attends the MOCA’S 35th Anniversary Gala in Los Angeles, California in Louis Vuitton.

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Chloe-Sevigny-MOCA-2014-Gala-Louis-Vuiton-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)Louis Vuitton Fall 2014 Collection

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Born with a natural sense of superiority but unfortunately, average-sized limbs, Lexi had to give up her dream of being a model at an early age. She spent the ensuing years hoping and praying for the world to offer girls like her a chance; girls with style, good bone structure, and an innate haughtiness but no other discernible talents. When Louis Vuitton launched its all-first-class airline (slogan: “Fly The Exclusive Skies”), she immediately applied to be an LVA flight attendant. Now she gets to travel the world with rock stars, royals and world leaders, just like she dreamed she would as a child (and through most of her adulthood). That she’d be serving them Diet Cokes instead of doing lines of coke with them was not something she planned for or even desired all that much, but she got to wear luxury goods all day and that’s what really mattered.

And sometimes, on the red-eye, when most of the cabin is asleep, she’ll do a little runway stomp down the aisle and pretend everyone’s looking up at her in awe and taking her picture; a supermodel of the skies. Sometimes that’s enough.

 

 

[Photo Credit: INFphoto.com, Andrew Evans/PRPhotos.com, IMAXTree]

    • burrito jones

      Phyllis Nefler realness!

      • ashtangajunkie

        Beverly Hills, what a thrill!

        • amanda lynn

          …it’s missing a bead.

      • tereliz

        She’s about to teach everyone in business class to do the “Freddie”.

    • BlairBear

      Those shoes are so weird

      • Courtenay P

        but at the same time I love them and want to make them my pet.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

      I want to make a Little Golden Book series of the alters of Chloe Sevigny as told by TLo – especially this one.

      • ladybane

        The hell with that, I want to read a series about the Adventures of Lexi alone….

      • Anna Vasquez

        I’m waiting for trading cards.

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          That woluld be glorious-Chloe’s Alters-be the first BK to collect the complete set.BUT-there will never be a complete set, because Chloe’s alters are the gift that keeps giving.

        • KellerKevin

          Now I can’t decide between the two! On the one hand, a short fiction anthology chronicling the trials and triumphs of all of Chloe Sevigny’s personalities. On the other, a possible table-top game, with each personality having her own attributes, power-ups, and weaknesses.

          • Anna Vasquez

            Why choose? ALL THE MERCH!

      • kirkyo

        I was already laughing at “Darlings, meet Lexi.”

    • Jen

      I still don’t know who this lady is…

      • jw_ny

        neither does she. ;)

    • ashtangajunkie

      Looks like Lexi forgot an earring. But I appreciate her sense of self-satisfaction nonetheless.

      • MilaXX

        Lexi only wear one earring at a time darling. That’s how she rolls.

    • KinoEye

      *sighs* I love you guys. So much. That little scenario you dreamed up is a brilliant piece of fiction. Respect.

      • Isabel

        Your next book – the many lives of Chole S! I would so read that.

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          I think that would be the complet kick-ass book and I would buy it in a heartbeat.

    • Glam Dixie

      I can see it all so clearly. You work that runway (aisle), Lexi!

    • LipstickForPigs

      What is it about her make-up that is always so…wrong?

      • sojourneryouth

        This is the worst ever, though. She looks tired and crack-sweaty at the same time, and the hair is for gym only.

    • hughman

      “Good evening, passengers. It has recently come to my attention that our flight is equipped with “Para-çhuuts” inspired by the designs of Rei Kawakubo and the attachments of Agent Provocateur. We do not serve food on this flight.”

    • jw_ny

      Lexi strives for a “be me” look…must settle for a “coffee, tea, or me” look, instead…

    • joancarol

      Does she know she lost an earring?

      • Constant Reader

        I think the one earring thing is just one of her many affectations.

    • Imasewsure

      “A supermodel of the skies”… go stomp that illuminated runway Gurl!! :)

    • Danielle

      Lexi and I have the public runway stomp in common.

      • Shawn EH

        I can see the movie scene w/Chloe stewardess right now; like Britney Spears’ “Toxic,” only not sexy!

    • Sophie

      She probably lost her second earring doing a hairflip at the end of her runway/aisle. It will be found embedded above a porthole (if that’s the right word) when they clean the plane.
      All joking aside, I rather like the dress as she is wearing it, with the sleeves pushed back to her elbows.

      • Gatto Nero

        I do too, though I think the length needs another couple of inches.

        • 3boysful

          And, unfortunately for the comfort of the wearer, it looks better zipped all the way up, a la the runway model.

    • sojourneryouth

      I really hate when belts are done like that. Also, her outfits are made all the worse due to her perennial accessory: smug-face.

    • alyce1213

      That full-length zipper down the front says “Let’s slip into the first-class bathroom and you can ‘Do Me.’”

      • ballerinawithagun

        Easy access.

    • frannyprof

      Come fly with me, Lexy.

    • @Biting Panda

      One of the best alters yet!

    • Lilah

      You guys are on a roll today. Hilarious.

    • decormaven

      And the pocket is so handy for stashing the notepad between drink orders. LV thinks of everything.

    • Bob Loblaw

      God, I hope someone who loves Chloe is printing all her Sybils and saving them for her. Imagine the collection.

    • dickylarue

      I heard, instead of doing the normal pre-flight banter, Lexi immediately puts her DVD of Party Girl on in the cabin (starring Parker Posey & subtly directed by Daisy von Scherler Mayer ) and announces it on the intercom by saying “He-He-Hello” to get everyone’s attention.

    • kimmeister

      Replicating the runway exactly in head-to-toe LV is surprisingly uncreative of her. I do have much love for that belt though, just not the way it’s looped.

    • formerlyAnon

      Y’all hit it out of the park with this one!

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Oh, I clapped my hands in glee when I saw Chloe-thanks, uncles for making this Monday even better with a new alter-and that dress just screams flight attendant.

    • DKBB

      There are no words to describe my joy when I see one of your Chloe Sevigny posts. :)

      • joything

        Ditto. Abandon all other posts, and go for the Chloe …

    • demidaemon

      HA! I also think this is super cute on her, excepting the shoes.

      • Shawn EH

        Though she can blame it on the runway styling, to her defense.

    • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

      She confounds me. As does that one earring. Is that going to be a thing now?

      • DeTrop

        I hope so. I have a drawer filled with only one earring of a pair.

    • macwell

      LOLOLOL!! ;) Love your description’s of her personalities, I mean fashion….;)

    • rebeemoon

      The Chloe Sevigny alters have to be among my favorite posts–along with the Miss Universe national costumes. Oh–and the Project Runway Nina Garcia screen caps.

      • Shawn EH

        And the WITFU chide sessions! Can’t forget those!

      • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

        Yes! Oh, how I miss Nina Caps!!! :)

    • Trickytrisha

      Clothes, etc. fine. Hair, ridiculous. Makeup, disturbing.

      • Shawn EH

        It’ll take more than lipstick to cover those dark circles, party girl!

    • quiltrx

      LOL I LIKE Lexi!

    • SewingSiren

      I wonder if there is a bubble helmet for inclement weather.

    • http://tvblogster.blogspot.com Boop

      Ode to the J. Peterman Catalog.

    • MannahattaMamma

      And why o why just one earring? Because that’s just dorky.

    • Pablo

      That is one rough looking face, and I need a tv show for Lexi RIGHT NOW

    • Clash D

      That make up. Oy.

    • Anna Bergman

      To think she used to be called The Coolest Girl in the World i

    • KellerKevin

      Such a poignant description. I feel for Lexi.

    • twocee

      This post AND the BK’s comments win today’s internet. Thank you!

    • judybrowni

      No, no dear.

      If you’re going for the vintage one-earring look, you match it with hair chopped off on that side.

    • http://www.readbarbara.com/ ReadBarbara

      Ha! I thought you were going to say “Meet Lexi, the newest American Girl doll who is a young fashion editor-wanna-be in 1980s New York.”

    • heuristicvalue

      The enormous one earring dealie makes her head look way too lopsided. I could deal with it (though still dislike it) if the charm was smaller. Fierce boots and legs, though. I loathe that LV design. It reminds me of rich high school girls with no taste.

    • JynxTheCat

      She look cute.