Amber Heard and Johnny Depp at the Texas Film Awards

Posted on March 10, 2014

We’re about to be swept out to sea on a massive wave of affectation. Someone grab hold of us.

 

 

 

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She is wearing a storefront fortune teller’s tablecloth as a dress and he paid someone to apply mud to his boots. We can’t. While we’re happy to see him walk slowly away from his “elderly gay windchime” costume of the last decade, we just can’t say we’re happy to see him turn toward “Newsboy Truman Capote” as an alternative.

Nice coat, though.

 

 

[Photo Credit: John Leach/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES]

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