Jeremy Renner at the Decades of Glamour Event

Posted on February 26, 2014

This kind of reminds us of our outfits on the last day of Fashion Week, which can best be described as answers to the question, “What are the least-wrinkled, closest-to-the-state-of-clean items left in my luggage?”

 

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That looks like a nice jacket, shirt, pair of jeans and pair of shoes. But none of them belong together in the same outfit. Actually, that’s not quite true. He just needs to ditch that tuxedo jacket and get himself some sort of sportscoat that goes with jeans. Granted, this was a fairly dressy event, so he shouldn’t be wearing jeans at all. Especially Pop-Pop jeans. No, you need to go home and start over, Jeremy. The ladies are in heels and diamonds. We think you should be able to handle dress pants and a shirt that matches them.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Jennifer Graylock/INFphoto.com]

    • Charlotte

      One of life’s mysteries is the fact that I consider Hawkeye to be attractive, yet Jeremy Renner does nothing for me…

      • Catiline

        I thought he was really hot (and surprisingly great with comic timing) in the Mission Impossible movie, but like you, he does nothing for me when looking at a still picture. Outfits like this don’t help.

        • Kirstin McAulay

          The tactical suit and/or BDU’s help! That and the arms out!

        • anotherkate

          I think he’s just much more telegenic than photogenic. And his onscreen presence makes up for a lack of traditional pretty-boy bone structure? He strikes me the same way–great in motion, horrible in pics.

          • fursa_saida

            Also, movies tend to make him shave that horrible thing off his face.

            • http://www.momforless.com/ Crystal

              THIS x1000

          • MartyBellerMask

            Yeah, the charisma doesn’t translate to still images.

          • Loramir

            I agree – I like him in movies and I watched a lot of press appearances for Avengers and even out of character he seemed cute and fun and managed to hold his own in a cast full of hot guys. But he definitely doesn’t seem to photograph well.

        • vesperholly

          Yes! Very hot in Mission Impossible and as Hawkeye.

          He looks like some kind of strange, squinty, widened version of Chris Cooper here.

      • lunchcoma

        I feel the same, and my theory is that he’s a talented enough actor that he’s able to convince me that he’s hot, at least when he bothers to try.

      • GillianHolroyd

        Better lighting? I dunno. I liked him in The Town also but shudder to see him on the RC. At least he’s not wearing a 3-piece suit.

        • Dam_Angel

          He always looks like he needs a bath.

        • Spreecord

          Better lighting, better makeup. I’m just glad he’s not wearing his Liberace face in these photos. Girl needs to learn when to back off the eyeliner.

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

        We got to see his arms as Hawkeye.

      • WitlessExposition

        I was just wondering “What happened? Why is his face so….small?” It’s crazy how much hotter he is as Hawkeye.

    • Noah

      Yikes.

    • ShaoLinKitten

      Can we define “pop pop jeans”? My kid calls my dad Pop Pop, and my father wears truly horrendous old man jeans, but these don’t look anything like those.

      • snarkykitten

        Yeah, I’m not getting (grand)dad jeans at all from this.

      • Imasewsure

        Baggie and saggy from where the waist should ultimately start (but at least with my dad it starts way way lower under his Pop-Pop belly) to where it ultimately should end (Pop-Pops sag even a little bit more when you reach the ankles). These are Pop-Pop enough in my mind…

        • ShaoLinKitten

          Where do you see baggy and saggy at the waist? These seem to be standard straight leg jeans. To my mind, Pop Pop jeans would either be hiked up past the natural waist (like my dad’s) or hanging down, and the legs would have to be much less fitted. To my eyes, these jeans are fine. They don’t look old man-ish to me. They’re just blah.

      • jw_ny

        yeah…I thought “pop-pop jeans” might be an expression that I’m unfamiliar with, so I googled it…came up with nothing. These look like pretty much everyday guy jeans as far as I can see…not really “dad’ jeans imo. I wouldn’t even comment on them if I saw them in a more casual setting.

    • nannypoo

      So unappealing.

    • lunchcoma

      Renner lives in LA, so going home is a short drive for him. No excuse for this.

    • anotherkate

      He always looks like the sun is in his eyes. He should bring back sunglasses on the RC if the flashes are that rough.

    • marlie

      The event has the word “glamour” in the title. Whoever dressed him is a moron for not stepping it up several notches.

      • marlie

        I do love his shoes, though.

        • kimmeister

          Yes, me too, just not for a glamour event.

      • jw_ny

        I believe the “moron”, in this case, is Jeremy himself.

    • @Biting Panda

      Ugh. This guy.
      Is pretty much always my reaction to him.

    • NicholasGirling

      I thought it was Sean Penn at first…

    • Betsy

      He’s only hot when he’s acting. I wish it would translate to reality but these clothes are not helping!

    • Danielle

      Why is he squinting I MUST KNOW

    • jonnyf8

      Jeremy Renner should have been nominated for American Hustle instead of Bradley Cooper.

    • Judy_S

      Why is anyone who is not carrying a bejeweled clutch even at this event? Go home and rest up, Jeremy.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Jerermy is working that “Satan’s Bellhop” vibe (as described by another BK). This must be the casual Friday look for said bellhop.

    • AndiMarie

      Jeremy, dear, I adore you. But please shave. I’m begging at this point.

    • CeeQ

      I think that facial fuzz is doing him no favors whatsoever. I can’t get past it to even see the rest of the outfit.

    • CPK1

      Decades of Glamour? I think not….

    • KinoEye

      Are the flashbulbs really that bright? He looks beat. Also, judging from several of the outfits I’ve seen from this event, it seems a cruel irony it was dubbed “Decades of Glamour.”

    • MilaXX

      And this is why I forgive Michael B. Jordan any little missteps. He puts in the effort. This looks like he picked up the dry cleaning on his way home from Lowes and put the jacket on in the car. Go home, try again.

    • http://cheekypinky.wordpress.com cheekypinky

      Sometimes I wonder if his eyes are really light sensitive, because he’s *always* squinty on the step-and-repeat, but not otherwise.

      • SierraDelta

        I REQUIRE sunglasses when I wear my contacts. I’m apparently some perfect storm combination of things that let in so much light that squinting is my only option to prevent imminent eyeball immolation — Celtic background, light colored eyes, nearsightedness, and astigmatism.

        Jeremy, bring your shades to work.

        • http://cheekypinky.wordpress.com cheekypinky

          I feel your pain!

          • lobsterlen

            I have those eyes too. It was as if I evolved to live in a cave.

    • Gatto Nero

      He’s auditioning to play Satan, clearly.

    • d4divine

      He’s hot…poorly dressed, but hot. As a matter of fact, he always has at least one major fail in his outfits, but he is still hot. Lol

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

      He shouldn’t be taking style inspiration from Keith Urban.

    • 3boysful

      Even if he could get away with jeans at this shindig, the wash color is too close to the black jacket. Looks like a strange suit in some photos.

    • bellafigura1

      The shoes bring the whole thing into the aggressively sloppy realm. Get a shine, sir! Also, he sure passed through his hot moment fast, didn’t he? I’m just so not feeling him anymore.

      • Clash D

        Thank you! The shoes were driving me nuts! Five years in boarding school (where polishing your own shoes in mandatory) it just triggers some massive OCD reactions.

    • Jessica Freeman

      Shave that pornstache, it’s not working for you, Jeremy.

    • jw_ny

      At this stage of his career and the extensive RC experience he has, he really should know better.

    • MissFern

      SWARMY. I can’t with him.

      • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

        Perfect word!!! I also agree with the other BKs who have suggested that he shave. And stay away from eyeliner.

    • Ruth Preston

      The jeans are an affront, but I’m not that taken aback by the upper half of his ensemble. I do agree with the BKs that say the facial hair has to go…and he needs to learn the difference between “smolder” and “squint.”

    • decormaven

      I don’t think this fellow has logged one week of glamour, much less a decade-plus. Someone messed up on the invite list.

    • prisma

      I like the shoes.

    • vahtel

      Why does he insist on that facial hair? He looks so much better clean shaven, and I say that as a woman who loves a good goatee.

    • Clash D

      He needs to go home and re-dress himself. At the very least – shine your shoes, man! Decades of Glamour my arse.

    • Malibufire

      Boy, that’s not your facial hair.

    • Jose R. Medina

      As tattoo would have said ! The shoes,The shoes. Why are some men allergic to a polished shoe,boot ! Jeans !!! @ a formal event ugh. So sloppy!

    • Madam Von Sassypants

      SO SQUINTY