Adrien Brody in Dolce&Gabbana at “The Grand Budapest Hotel” NY Premiere

Posted on February 27, 2014

Stand back, everyone. The douche fumes are toxic in this area.


Adrien-Brody-Dolce-Gabbana-The-Grand-Budapest-Hotel-NY-Premiere-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Adrien Brody attends “The Grand Budapest Hotel” premiere at the Alice Tully Hall in New York City in Dolce&Gabbana.

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Adrien-Brody-Dolce-Gabbana-The-Grand-Budapest-Hotel-NY-Premiere-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)Dolce&Gabbana Spring 2014 Collection

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We’re pretty sure we can hear thousands of vaginas recoiling in horror right now.

Nice suit, though. But it goes sour with that facial expression topping it off.




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  • Ruth Preston

    Look! It’s the Leaning Tower of Skeezy!

    • Ginger

      You, ma’am, win the interwebs today.

      • Ruth Preston

        Whee! Thank you! *basks in BK love*

      • Ruth Preston

        Wow! Thank you! That made my day! *basks in the BK love*

  • Sarah

    He looks like the encyclopedia illustration for “Smarmy”

  • Samantha Klein

    No way, man. I love him, and he is somehow pulling this off.

    • Big Bear

      J’agree. It shouldn’t work but it does and he deserves nothing but praise.

  • ashtangajunkie

    Yuck. I always forget about him, until I’m suddenly smacked in the face with his existence and then…yuck.

  • jen_vasm

    You sir, are no Michael B. Jordan. Only good-natured, adorable men or sexy nerd types should attempt shine. Please remove that suit and look for something to mitigate your douchosity until you crawl back into your hideyhole ’til next Oscar season.

  • Diesel von Trapp

    Lest we forget he forced himself on Halle Barry in front of a billion people, he wears this suit to remind us.

    • kt


      • Diesel von Trapp

        After his oscar win for the Pianist. I guess that’s remembered as something cute and spontaneous but it always struck me as gross and skeezy.

        • Zaftiguana


        • fursa_saida

          I can’t look at him without thinking about it and I can’t think about it without wanting to throw up on his shoes.

        • SugarSnap108

          I sure didn’t think it was cute. It forever sealed his creepy-douchebag status in my mind.

  • Glam Dixie

    Bwahahahahaha, I can smell it from here.

  • marlie

    The expressions ruin what was otherwise a pretty stunning shiny-suit look. That’s a level of skill that I’d only seen in MaCona-whatever lately.

  • hughman

    Pee Wee Herman’s brother who runs a strip club.

    • Lucía Gavello

      It’s the family bussiness, Hermans gotta eat.

    • demidaemon

      I was thinking more pimp, personally. The one you DON”T want to work for.

  • quiltrx

    Oh, I has a sad! I’ve always sort of had a thing for him. But I like the loose hair much better, and even the slightly devilish facial hair. I really think he could have pulled the suit off if styled completely differently. And I know he can pose better than this. Try again, Adrien.

  • Anna

    He’s about 16 years too late for the A Night at the Roxbury premiere.

  • SewingSiren

    He looks like he is suffering from terrible gas.

  • Rachel

    anywhere at anytime, i absolutely would.
    his particular parfume de d-bag is like a siren song that i can’t wash off. and i’m really ok with knowing that about myself.

    • Courtenay P

      I was just thinking that! I so would.

    • I admire your resolution.

    • conniemd

      I love scruffy bad boys. But to me shiny suits read “full of himself narcissist” and that eau de parfum just totally turns me off.

  • lunchcoma

    Matthew McConaughey is really annoyed to see someone else wearing his suit and not pulling it off.

    • MilaXX

      I think he wears the suit much better then Mathew. It’s his face that brings the douche.

      • lunchcoma

        For me, the difference is that McConaughey fully embraces his inner sleazeball. Brody seems like he spends a lot of time trying to hide it and then doesn’t know what to do when he rocks the shiny red suit.

  • Crimson Steel.

    • tereliz

      Is he making duck lips in that first shot? Hmmm. I love him in movies (The Brothers Bloom, anyone?) but every time I see him in real world situations I want to cringe.

      • I feel the same way. He was perfection in “Summer of Sam”. Now he looks like the mascot for Toxic Shock Syndrome.

        • FrigidDiva

          I’m in an insufferable training on financial adjustments and recoveries for work right now (obviously NOT paying attention) and I’m sitting her laughing to myself like a mental patient. Thank you for the entertainment.

      • Jacob Bowen

        He looks like he’s sucking on something.

      • SketchyCat

        The Brothers Bloom–yes! I was amazed at the trifecta that was Brody, Ruffalo, and Weisz. Inspired casting. I concur that Brody is someone you can appreciate on screen but probably couldn’t deal with in real life. Tom Cruise is another name that immediately pops into my head as being on that list. I know there are others, but it’s late, and my caffeine-fueled buzz has worn off…

  • lamamu

    I love him in movies, but why, oh why, does he ALWAYS ham it up like this in red carpet shots?

    I think he thinks he looks hot…which makes me sad for him.

    And me. Because I have to look at him.

  • LipstickForPigs

    Hey! What do my vag and the Gobi desert have in common right now? You get 1 guess and you better not say sand!:P

    • marlie

      This wins “comment of the day” for me.

    • Susan Cholette

      Both are full of dinosaur bones? 😉

      • LipstickForPigs


    • tereliz

      I feel like there’s a yurt joke in there somewhere…

      • LipstickForPigs

        Something something tent flaps something something…

        • tereliz

          Something something camel toe something something.


    • Kent Roby

      The answer to a NY Times crossword I did yesterday was “Gobi”; the clue was “desert that sometimes gets snow”. I won’t assume that your vag ever gets that cold, unless it is right now from seeing Brody?

      • LipstickForPigs

        Lol, Adrian Brody in this suit apparently makes my vag flappy, dry and frigid.

        • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

          “Good morning, Flappy, Dry & Frigid, how may I direct your call?”

  • Jacqueline Wessel

    I was wondering who was going to wear this suit when I first saw it here. But I think he looks pretty good in it, though I wish he would button up the shirt or wear a tie. He’s wears skinny pants well.

    • MoHub

      That is Graham Norton’s suit.

      • Qitkat

        Or Alan Cumming’s.

        • Or indeed, Tinie Tempah’s.

  • H2olovngrl

    Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing, Academy Award winner, Adrien Brody.

  • BeeBeauNYC

    He’s on my irrational celebrity hate list, like at the top of the list.

  • alyce1213

    This is right up there in douchosity with the Masters of Style commercial for Gillette.
    I can’t help but want to go over and straighten his eyebrows.
    He can’t pull of that suit with that expression.

  • Miss wks

    shoulda lost the shirt and replaced it with a plethora of gold chains….

    • alyce1213


  • jonnyf8

    I didn’t think I could love him more than I already do!!! AB can do whatever he wants!!

  • MilaXX

    So is this a scroll up fug? I like everything from the neck down.

  • eandh99

    Yeah, if I were his ex I’d look at this, look at my husband Thor and think, yeah, dodged a bullet back in 2009

  • It’s a great suit, I gotta admit.

  • Liz

    I saw the thumbnail and had exactly the same reaction as TLo. I must be learning something.

  • Kate Andrews

    Does he remind anyone else of Fredo Corleone?

  • Stares_At_Goats

    I feel like slapping him.

  • Gatto Nero

    Channeling Zoolander.

  • JauntyJohn

    What is most impressive is the lack of wrinkling – especially in the pants/lap area.
    Clearly he got dressed in the parking garage, standing next to the limo.
    I like the suit, he just played it wrong in the pic with that mug.
    Really looking forward to this movie, the preview gave me some solid laughs.

    • RL McGruder

      Boy, you are right! That’s some flawless non-wrinkling right there.

    • YES! I was having a very jolly time reading the comments but my main takeaway was HOW HAS HE NOT CRUMPLED? Does he have some sort of reinforced underwear that prevents crinkling?

      • Gatto Nero

        Teflon tighty whities.

  • Carleenml

    oh my. remember the evil little child snatcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

  • RL McGruder

    With that eyebrow raise, all I can see is Jaden Smith in 20 years. And I haz a sad.

  • @Biting Panda

    human oil slick

  • stlellen

    in his defense, perhaps the only living person that could pull this look off.

  • filmcricket

    Oh dear. I had such a crush on him after The Pianist but he killed it dead pretty quickly. He wears suits well, but more than the Matthew McConaughey shine, it’s the Matthew Morrison lean that’s the problem here.

  • colorjunky

    He’s always been off putting to me. This just seals the deal! I didn’t know I could recoil my vagina, how is that done T & L ?

    • I kind of collapses in on itself, like a dying star.

      • colorjunky

        Well if anyone could kill my star, it’s be Adrien Brody…. Douche is right!

  • WendyD

    The model appears to be an actual Lego man.

  • JR Labrador

    Concierge at The Continental.

  • Aurumgirl

    I will endeavour to find something positive to say: I am so grateful he did not wear this suit with that expression and white shoes.

  • Janet B

    A little extra effort (buttons/tie/shave) would make him look respectable (for Brody in a shiny suit).

  • Kent Roby

    It’s so interesting to see this exact same suit on Brody, Tinie Tempah, and the model; it shows that the man does indeed make the clothes.

  • Kirstin McAulay

    Isn’t it nice that actors are now colour labelled in the same manner as insects… remember that red means danger – do not touch

  • lol BLUE STEEL

  • Frank_821

    The problem as people denote is him. The suit fits him fine but his whole body language and posing is awful and cliched

  • Yolanda13

    Before I read your initial comment, the first word out of my mouth was “douche” upon seeing the picture. The facial expression, the open collar, just screams douche-baggery. All that is missing is a big ole gold medallion. Gah!

  • frannyprof

    He needs to crawl back into the douchecave he’s been hiding in since “The Pianist.”

  • He’s just waiting for Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan so they can hit the club.

    • Anna

      “What is love, oh baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me no more…”

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        doot-doot-dootdoot, dootdootdadootdoot(insert visual of head bobbing)

  • susan6

    This is the male equivalent to “FMO” dresses…..a suit only to be worn by a model on a runway. Does not translate into real world at all.

  • Malibufire

    Take that face (!) and put on blonde hair, take off 30 years and presto! Justin Bieber.

  • elirt

    I’ve never understood his appeal and then when he kissed Halle Berry – I wasn’t surprised at all.

  • Sam Smith

    I actually think he looks great in the suit. And other than the first photo, his facial maneuverings don’t bother me at all.

  • Cathy S


    I thought the suit was horrible until I saw it on the model where it looks very nice, if shiny. Must be Adrien. Yikes.

  • AzSportsGirl

    Ugh. He absolutely tops my male Irrational Celebrity Hate List

  • Betsy

    I’ve got the giggles.

  • surfergirl70

    He and Bieber obviously attended the same School of Face-Posing, I see. Ugh.

  • J.W.

    Ruth Preston that was good.

    • Ruth Preston

      Why, thank you!

  • Jane Duff

    Beiber eyebrow action – a tad frightening at this hour of the day!

  • It’s the douche bomb.

  • decormaven

    Bet he’s got a watch contract, the way he’s featuring it on his wrist. But what company would pair up with him?

    • Omega, isn’t it? Trying to remember the campaign.

      ETA google shows him wearing Montblanc and Bulgari watches.

  • Trickytrisha

    Okay, folks… this is the perfect look for a Grand Budapest Hotel premiere, complete with the douche factor. I’m absolutely dying to see the film, if only to see Tilda Swinton playing the 80ish lover of Ralph Nathaniel Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes. (I’ve waited a long time to be able to use that name here!)

    • Imasewsure

      You know… even though there are many reasons to want to marry that man… the number one reason would be – and I’m giving up my feminist street cred here…. “Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you the bride and groom, Mr. & Mrs.Ralph Nathaniel Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes!” 🙂

  • pookiesmom

    But…he’s joking, right? There’s no way he’s not joking, with that expression on his face…right? My sixteen year-old The Pianist-obsessed self has to believe he’s more self-aware than this.

  • Jessica Freeman

    Seriously, I can smell the Drakar Noir and cigar smoke from here.

  • boweryboy

    I don’t care. He’s delicious.

    And he fills out the suit much, much better than Tinie Tempah.

  • KinoEye


  • sienna elm

    Hanging around with Mr. McConaughey lately? or maybe just his tailor…

  • AnnaleighBelle

    Hilarious! I hope he’s purposely parodying the lounge lizard look.

  • Imasewsure

    Well at least he didn’t bore us

  • Ashleigh

    I REFUSE to think he’s a douche, stupid eyebrows or not! That suit is well suited!

  • AC Simons

    Duckface alert! Would love to see RuPaul in this – he’d make it right.

  • Saturnine

    OK- I have no horse (heh) in this race but is it possible that instead of being an actual douche, he just has douchey eyebrows? I know next to nothing about him and remember him as pretty good in Summer of Sam. His eyebrows, however, make it look like he’s constantly smelling his own cologne.

  • Blair Sylvester

    that model is really interesting looking. thats about the only point of interest for me in this post

  • formerlyAnon

    I have always loved and will always love his profile.
    But he really should avoid facial expressions that emphasize his resemblance to a melancholy greyhound.

    • kimmeister

      I’m stifling a scream-chortle right now.

    • boweryboy

      I love his nose. I know. I’m weird.

      • formerlyAnon

        SOME people might think that weird. Since I agree, I don’t. I love interesting bones. Plus, the bridge of one’s nose almost always looks just as appealing at 70 as at 30, and there are precious few body parts about which that can be said.

  • Ann VerWiebe

    Nope! Doesn’t work at all.

  • macwell

    That rapper dude from the other day looked way better in this suit.

  • Squareface

    That suit and facial expression screams “I know a guy who can get us in to this hot club. VIP baby”.

  • Candigirl1968

    Give suit this to Michael B. Jordan!

    • BLauD

      That was my very first thought! Didn’t he wear one like this, or am I just imagining that?

  • Qitkat

    Hmm. Since this appears to be the polar opposite of WITFU in the minds of most here, may I propose BITDU OR DITBU? Although it doesn’t quite have the same panache off the tongue.

    • boweryboy

      What does it mean?

      • Qitkat

        I thought the BKs would be able to figure this out;-)
        Just substitute the initials for name (B) and description (D) from this post for the W and the F.

  • kmc1138

    I simply cannot abide a man that is always doing that with his eyebrows. I just can’t. There is a man out there that can pull off this suit, but I promise you he is not making the simpering eyebrow face. It would have worked on the model if not for the fucking Keds.

  • Kent Roby

    This is scroll-up douche, right up to the words “Adrien Brody”.

  • suzq

    I think it’s nice of Dolce & Gabbana to find a new use for reclaimed bordello curtains. Reduce, reuse, recycle, as I always say.

  • jilly_d

    For fucks’ sake, Adrien, lower your eyebrows. You’ll hurt yourself.

  • Belvane

    Joey Bishop lives.

  • Pennymac

    All Hail King Douche Bag of Douchebagistan!

  • littlemac8

    Remember when he modeled for ________? I can’t remember who? He can really wear clothes but I think he might be insane. I like to see him in Wes Anderson movies and then I like him to go away.

  • MzzPants

    Sweet Jesus. Are he and Mcconaughey in some kind of race?

  • Peeve

    Eeeeek! Run for your lives! Scuzzball alert…

  • andi56

    A little derech eretz (that’s good manners) for the actor! I don’t care for the suit, but his acting in “The Pianist” was extraordinary, as was his hilarious star turn in “Midnight in Paris.” And seriously, there are far more douche-y people out there to hock!

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      I second the admiration for Brody’s work in “The Pianist” and loved his “Daliiiiii!” in “Midnight in Paris”.
      As for the suit, I seriously doubt that anyone other than Alan Cummings could make it work.

      • andi56

        Alan Cummings! Of course! : ) This suit was absolutely made for him, and goes beautifully with the Scots brogue.

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          Can’t you just picture him is ths? with perhaps an absolutely killer vest or ascot? I swoon at the mere thought.

          • andi56

            Far too grand for mere words! : )

  • MaggieMae

    He cannot make this work.

  • ‘Becca’lise Deveaux

    I used to have such a big crush on him…*sigh*

    • Courtney

      Same. I rather liked him when he was younger. But that suit plus that facial expression plus that posture just….no.

  • greatscoutm

    He looks gift wrapped (and he’s a white elephant).

  • elzatelzabelz

    Matthew McConnaHubbaHubba-yes, Alan Cummings-YES. You, sir-Nope.

  • Stefanie Argudo Mackenzie

    I see that horrible dress lining fabric that smells like diesel fuel when warmed….and he’d be very ripe about now…..

  • B_C_J

    Fits him to perfection – even better than the model. The pants are a perfect length. The coat & vest divine as well. He wears it flawlessly.

  • Sweet jeebus, send this to Alan Cumming and try again when you can at least act like you have a sense of humor about yourself.

  • PeaceBang

    I. can’t. even.

  • CMSmith1848

    I now know that I have been visiting this site for too long . . . All I saw was the thumbnail and thought, “Ugh, no, what a douche!”

  • tintashoopa

    I give him a lot of credit for taking a major risk!

  • FridaStaire

    I love it! I want him to sing ‘amore’ at my birthday.

  • MarissaLG

    He looks great from the chin down.

  • Daktari100

    I can’t believe I’m actually going to type this, but I kinda love it.

  • SistaT

    I kinda love the suit but his face ruins the entire look. There’s so much “He thinks he’s so damn cute” written on it that I want to smack him.

  • Lilyana_F

    Wow, is this brow situation a permanent thing for him? Hilarious!

  • Stefan Hurray

    ya – maybe it was one of those lemonhead candies cause he had onions with dinner? or a super strong mint? I LOVE the suit – appropriate for a funky movie premier such as this, and fitted perfectly! He always strikes me as sort of nasty though……used car salesperson.

  • Nika E

    I love it. It’s very him.

  • I used to love him so much, but he has turned into such a douche.

  • e jerry powell

    Nice suit? I beg to differ. I still haven’t gotten the taste of stale cheese out of my mouth from when I first viewed the collection.

  • Michelle Gennari

    I love this guy. He’s just playing along. 🙂

  • demidaemon

    HOLY SHIT. Not only are vaginas screaming, penises are shrinking. So shiny. So skeevy. So scary.

  • I’m so glad all those mean people are gone because….it’s just you and me, darling. And what a darling man you are…and mine all mine!