What the hell. Let’s do a boy.
We wanted to give this one a closer examination because we’re somewhat torn on it. At first glance, he’s working a pretty stylish and sharp look. And as our minions know, we will always praise a boy willing to put the work in on the red carpet. However, it’s all a bit tight and shiny and unbuttoned. Chic crossed with lounge lizard. Style plus “What New, Pussycat?” We want to like it, but with the shiny hair, shiny suit, and tight pants, it’s all a bit much, especially when you start undoing buttons and not shaving for a couple days. This suit with a tie, less showy shoes, a clean shave, and half a pound less product in the hair and we’d probably love the look without reservation. As it is, we’re assuming he smells like Axe body spray and has either breath mints or rubbers in each of his pockets.
Are we being picky here? You tell us.
IN! Rico Suave!
OUT! Rico Suave!
The voting on Jen Aniston’s “pretty dress/shitty shoes” ensemble is still very much open.
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