
Because sometimes, in the red carpet commentary game, you just have to laugh.





To hell with subtlety! Here they are, world! In a way, it’s kind of an impressive design. Putting aside the sheerness (a phrase we feel we type about thirty times a day now), the drape and construction are legitimately impressive. In fact, we’d go so far as to say that it the neckline and sleeves were a little more resolved with the rest of the design, we might even like this. As it is, the design process seems to have stopped after they figured out the boob part. The funniest part of the whole look is the Hillary circa 1994 hair, which is nobody’s idea of a sex siren style. To be clear, her hair looks very nice here, but it absolutely doesn’t coordinate well with the vibe of the outfit.
Style Credits:
– Christian Cowan Crystal Twisted Waist Gown from the Spring 2026 Collection
– Effy Jewelry
Styled by Molly Dickson
[Photo Credit: Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images, Courtesy of Christian Cowan]
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