Line up, you awards-thirsty types.
Jessica Chastain in Alexander McQueen
Enh. It’s all right. The skirt’s pretty but the top half does nothing for her and the shoes make it all look bridal.
DAVID. YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP WEARING YOUR CASUAL SHOES ON THE RED CARPET.
Also, your pants are too tight.
Boring but acceptable. It’s like the Serious Young Actor uniform.
You lost us, honey.
Too tight and too blue.
Julianne Moore in Dolce&Gabbana
She’s run out of interesting things to wear and now she’s just frantically pairing up random tops and bottoms.
This isn’t the picture to illustrate our point, but we’re surprised by Michael Keaton’s sudden silver fox turn. We didn’t see that one coming.
Unfortunately, practically no man can make a skinny-panted double-breasted tux work.
[Photo Credit: INFphoto.com, Getty Images]
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