Olivia Munn in Lanvin at the American Ballet Theatre 2014 Opening Night Fall Gala

Posted on October 23, 2014

Seriously, girl? If you’d told us you were planning to go to the ballet dressed like this:

 

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… we would have pulled a “Carrie’s Mom” maneuver, dove in front of the door and shrieked “THEY’RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU” over and over again.

But we’re melodramatic that way.

We ask you, though: are we wrong here? Is it not the LAMEST thing in the world to show up at the Ballet dressed like a ballerina? The time for Black Swan homages has passed. dear. That was years ago. And frankly, Lanvin should sue you for damages to that dress. You butchered it.

She even did the top knot and everything. Sure, they’re inexplicably on trend at the moment (because every gal apparently wants to hit the red carpet looking like she ‘s getting ready to wash her face), but you’d think someone in her sphere would have stopped her and said, “No, hon. This is way too on point.”

We suppose we should be grateful she’s not wearing satin slippers with ribbon laces.

 

[Photo Credit: RogerWong/INFphoto.com, Dara Kushner/INFphoto.com]

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