Darlings, here are all the people who didn’t rate their own post this week. Let’s judge them anyway. Drive-by style.
Gwyneth Paltrow in Donna Karan
Gwyneth Paltrow attends the fifth annual PSLA Autumn Party in Los Angeles in Donna Karan.
Surprisingly cute. We still maintain she needs a major hair rethink to get her a ton of free press. And because her hair looks exhausted.
Dianna Agron in Miu Miu
Dianna Agron attends the Extremely Piaget Launch Event in Beverly Hills, California in Miu Miu.
Speaking of exhausted hair, she’s starting to look a little like George Washington. She needs to tone that shit down. Cute dress, though.
Michelle Monaghan in Ruffian
Michelle Monaghan attends the grand opening of Infiniti in Beverly Hills, California.
She’s trying, with every ounce of her being, to resist the urge to pull on her skirt.
Sarah Paulson in Temperley London
Sarah Paulson at the “Today Show” to talk about season 4 of ‘American Horror Story’ in New York City in Temperley London.
We suspect this is a passably pretty dress that photographs very badly. Hate the matching shoes.
Megan Fox in Marc Jacobs
Megan Fox attends photocall for “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” in Berlin, Germany in Marc Jacobs.
Looks like Target sheets.
Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga and her dog arriving at the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in Berlin, Germany.
Smacked ass. That poor dog.
Sarah Jessica Parker in Elie Saab Couture
Sarah Jessica Parker attends the Broadway Opening Night Performance of “It’s Only A Play” in New York City in Elie Saab couture.
We suppose we should applaud the deployment of hosiery, but they look awfully heavy paired with those t-straps. And the visible bra is disappointing. Also: the dress makes her look like she’s starring in the Christmas pageant.
Cameron Diaz in Isabel Marant
Cameron Diaz attends the Academy Of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ Hollywood Costume Luncheon in Los Angeles, California in Isabel Marant.
It’s almost chic. She just needed one little detail, like a piece of jewelry or more interesting hair.
Katharine McPhee in Shoshanna
Katharine McPhee attends the grand opening of Infiniti in Beverly Hills, California.
Too much pattern. It’s making our eyes hurt. This outfit should come with a seizure warning.
There’s something about the strip of belly skin paired with the jacket on the shoulders that we find a bit pretentious.
Jessica Chastain in Christian Dior
Jessica Chastain attends the Extremely Piaget Launch Event in Beverly Hills, California in Christian Dior.
Clearly has suffered some mild form of neurological distress that has left her completely color blind.
Kiernan Shipka in Chris Gelinas
Kiernan Shipka attends People’s “Ones To Watch” Event in Los Angeles, California in Chris Gelinas.
Cute print, but the cut of the dress makes it look like maternity wear.
[Photo Credit: Getty Images, INFPhoto.com]
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