In or Out: Jessica Alba in Dolce & Gabbana

Let’s rip a preggo, kittens! It’s a longstanding T Lo tradition.

PinJessica Alba arrives at ‘Spy Kids: All The Time In The World 4D’ Los Angeles premiere in a Dolce & Gabbana dress paired with a Roger Vivier clutch and a Dolce & Gabbana cuff.

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Oooooooh, girl is making a lot of preggo mistakes on this one.  That’s quite the busy little pattern, and, combined with the shape of her body, the shape of her dress, and the shape of her what-the-hell-was-she-thinking hair, she looks like several scoops of ice cream plopped on top of each other. It’s a really cute dress, but we don’t think that tiered style was the way to go, especially since she’s not getting any boob support at all. Also, that is totally 1974 church lady hair. Pair it with cat eye glasses and a polyester Chanel suit ripoff with pills and you’ve got yourself a church secretary, organist, or choir director; possibly all three.

VOTE NOW!

IN! SHE’S PREGNANT!!! Her expensive dress and jewelry were lent to her and her hair and makeup were done professionally, but SHE’S PREGNANT AND THAT OVERRIDES ALL OTHER CONCERNS!!!!

OUT! A melting star-spangled sundae.

The funhouse mirror version of Rachel Weisz was responsible for a lot of debate, but in the end, she was OUT.

[Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images]

• Dolce&Gabbana
• In or Out
• Jessica Alba
• Movie Premiere
• Roger Vivier