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Posted on August 07, 2014
Heidi Klum at the “America’s Got Talent” post-show event in New York City in a Roberto Cavalli dress.
[Photo Credit: Dara Kushner/INFphoto.com]
It seems a bit off-season, doesn’t it?
It looks like she has a snowflake on her chest.
She has certainly lost a lot of weight.
I was thinking the same thing… She doesn’t look good to me…
It has seemed to me that she has been working really hard over the last year or so, to get her pre-childbirth waist back. You know what I mean, gals. You may lose the weight, but it is hell getting full recovery in your midsection.
Standard Heidi fare.
STaS – Short Tight and Shiny
For Heidi, the short, tight, and shiny were pretty moderate. However, the top looks as if it’s about to fall off her boobs, so maybe the “short” part is more about the bodice than the skirt.
I was actually quite pleased by the relative modesty of the skirt length.
At least they are sparkly vaginas. So…yea?
Sparkly Vaginas- New band name!
I was getting sparkly mask that she broke in half, one side on each ear.
You evidently have a cleaner mind than the rest of us BKs. I applaud you for that.
Well, maybe today I do, but who knows about tomorrow.
Well, to be more accurate: labia. Or in its original meaning: fanny earrings.
I’m going to go with “bedazzled paramecia”.
That hairdo is making her tilt her head.
It’s short, shiny and tight and yet she looks classier than usual. huh. What sorcery is this??
It’s not as short, as shiny, or as tight as her usual; hence the classier appearance.
That dress is hanging on by its teeth. Or should I say teats?
And what has she been drinking?
I appreciate that it doesn’t have a deeper V in the bust, so props to Heidi for not showing more skin, but that panel looks like it was added as an afterthought.
That wrinkly fabric covering the cleavage looks like a mistake.
I wish I knew what the runway version looked like. If Heidi had that added to (gasp!) cover her up a bit more, I think it could have been executed a lot better. If that was originally part of the dress…bad designer! No biscuit!
That V panel looks like an add-on — I can see stitching up close, and the puckering is awful.
Is that seriously the best she could do?
I was think the same thing, I’d love to see the original. I think maybe the network made her cover up.
Pretty Standard Heidi Stuff. Her shoes are too small, so’s the dress.
Those big toes are definitely making a run for the border….
Well… the dress needs to be tight to stay up. I think she looks fine, except for the death-grip toes and Pinterest nails.
Also, didn’t we see this ins Lanvin a few seasons ago?
I’m sorry I have to say this: she looks too tacky…
No deep, plunging v-neck, no hooha-high slit. Could this be Heidi’s almost tasteful twin?
I agree…I think she looks downright demure for Heidi.
Sequined beach towel. Someone left Jennifer Aniston’s closet unlocked.
Tasteful for Heidi, but still tacky by any other standard.
Ugh. None of the elements are particularly bad, but together they are tacky in the extreme. I actually winced when I saw the matchy nails.
No, no, no. The sequins/shiny things, the nails, the earrings, the hair, the lightening-bolt shoes. Too much.
We posted basically the same thing at the same time. Great minds!
The lightning bolt shoes made me laugh.
Hang on birdie to your high-heeled perch!
The only nice thing I can think of: I love her lines on her face. The hair is cute too. I fix mine like this when I want to show off a cool ear cuff.
Yes. I agree. The lines in her face are the most refreshing thing about the whole look. I hope she embraces them and doesn’t go the route of turning her face into a plastic mask.
I really hope so too. She has a very striking face, it would be a shame to see it frozen or stretched un-naturally. I wouldn’t say that she was an absolutely stellar model, but I enjoy her as a TV personality and I think if you got a couple of drinks in her, she’d probably be a blast to party with.
I think she’d look so much better if she laid off the bronzing and/or tanning a bit more. Her skin is just starting to get the beginnings of that leathery look to me. Dress – Yawn, typical heidi wear.
seriously, the color of her legs is actually a little worrying. I’m really hoping that’s just too much bronzer, and not a sunbed.
Short? Check. Tight? Check. Shiny? Check.
And I was just thinking “Wow, that’s longer than she’d usually wear!”
Yes, this one is a mini instead of a micro-mini. Maybe she had a bruise on her thigh she was trying to cover up.
It must be something like that. She doesn’t cover up those thighs without good reason.
Picture #1: what does Heidi have in her hair?
She always does these strapless, low cut numbers which make her torso look blocky. If that thing came up higher or had straps, it would length the line of her torso.
That sheer black V insert? That looks so cheap. Of course, if it wasn’t there, SHE’D look cheap, so I suppose she chose the better option.
That black fabric that was so haphazardly done, looks like a Home-Ec project…that failed
Vegas Keno Hostess. Relatively tasteful Vegas Keno Hostess.
You know, I searched all over Vegas for a keno area because I wanted to get my Chevy Chase on, but never could find it!
It’s all very “of course.”
I like her shoes.
Her hair is only half finished. On second look, it looks like a brain surgery scar.
If that’s a true tan, she’s headed for a skin cancer screening in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
I wonder if the original has that wrinkly patch in the between-the-boob V? It almost looks added to change the dress from “not for television” status.
And I *want* to like the dress, but it just looks cheap to me. Like that stuff is all glued on instead of actual beading.
Short , Tight, Shiny, Too much tan and Too small shoes. Whats not to love?
I don’t know why she insists on doing that braid that makes it look like she has a gill on the side of her head.
Did she go shopping in Jennifer Aniston’s closet?
This look is down right demure for Heidi, but she still took a trip to Tacky Town. She must have a bit of magpie in her (as I do myself) and just can’t resist all the shiny and sparkly.
Real Housewives drag show
For Heidi, this is klassy. I appreciate the longer length. For me, it’s the shoes and the manicure that drive it to TackyTown.
I got excited by the first photo, then I realized that she’s NOT wearing a peacock fan in her hair.
Has anybody mentioned the black nails? If she offers you a shiny apple, don’t bite.
Heidi is like a parody of herself now. She better start transitioning into more “mature” looks otherwise she’ll end up looking like that aged try-hard actress overly dolled up and insistent on strapless gowns and everything skin-tight.
She still looks amazing… She should flaunt it until she can’t me thinks. Yeah the dress is ST&S but Heidi wouldn’t be Heidi without that and I love her for it:)
It’s Heidi’s of course outfit.
The thumbnail photo is giving off a Dyan Cannon vibe.
She’s gorgeous. The clothing isn’t but whatchagonnado, it’s Heidi being Heidi, right?
I guess SOMEONE has to be orange on PR now that the Duchess has moved on.
It’s time to ease up on tanning.
Orange IS the new black, ya know!
I love the black nails.
The VERY FIRST thing I thought was Heidi can keep her shoulders back, why the heck can’t Zosia Mamet?
It is odd that everything is black and the silver shoes are the only counterpoint. I think somebody else would say “pop of color, Heidi” but I think it all being in black works on her.
Again, I love the black nails. Just a terrific look for her.
Enh. Heidi is back to her old favorite: short, tight and shiny. That vee in the bodice looks really bad, though, like a last-minute addition for modesty or something. Her hair and makeup aren’t too bad.
I’m liking her eyelash game here, but I continue to hate her insistence on using white liner under her eyes.
I don’t think anyone has yet mentioned the annoying braid, so I’ll just throw that in. And I can’t get behind black manicures.
Well she looks very radiant and striking, though the dress is totally standard. The lightning bolts on the shoes are one part witty and two parts tacky, but then again, that’s totally perfect for Heidi.
Don’t worry hon, just get this over with and you can go back to the beach.
Too tan, too tight, and too short.
I’m a sucker for experimental Pintrest hair, so I kind of dig this, but that dress could not scream “of course” any harder.
‘sup with the modesty panel?
I could do without the silly manicure and the too many rings but she looks beautiful and for once nothing is ridiculously overexposed. I even like the hair.
Wow. This is how an actual model poses? All pigeon-toed and knockedy-knees? Also, Bo Derek called. She wants her corn-rows back.
Have to say, I think she’s aging out of this particular strapless style. It just doesn’t look so great on her anymore.
Short, tight, sparkly. So predictable.
It somehow went all shapeless on her. I do love her headsuit and earrings, though.
ugh. nice braid though.
this is a triple threat…orange skin, Pinterest hair, and cheap shoes. Christ I can’t even get started on those nails.