Heidi Klum in Roberto Cavalli at “America’s Got Talent” Event

Posted on August 14, 2014

Every once in a while, Heidi makes a sudden left turn in her style choices and steps out looking chic and elegant.

This is not one of those times.

 

Heidi-Klum-America-Got-Talent-Roberto-Cavalli-WPSR15-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Heidi Klum attends “America’s Got Talent” Red Carpet Event in New York City in a Roberto Cavalli look from the Resort 2015 collection accessorized with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry.

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Honestly, all she’d need to do to save this look from going irrevocably tacky is simply to switch out the pants for … practically ANYTHING that doesn’t clash with the rest of it. Put her in skinny black pants. Put her in a grey pencil skirt. Put her in jeans. A gold mini-skirt would actually make this look more chic, which should tell you something about how far from chic it currently is. When metallic mini-skirts are offered as a correction, then you know you’re looking at something epically bad.

Girl, those aren’t your pants. Burn them. You might as well throw those strappies on the pile too, because they look like something you wear poolside.

White toenails look really freakish. There. We said it.

 

[Photo Credit: Dara Kushner/INFphoto.com, Roberto Cavalli]

    • NMMagpie

      The whole suit looks like it is infected with a creeping fungus.

      • evave2

        You were on top, I was about to post MY deathless prose and said, WHOA, NMMagpie said it ‘WAY better than I was thinking.

        Fungus it is.

    • RussellH88

      It’s like someone threw Elvis, bratwurst, and a Victoria’s Secret catalog into that machine from The Fly and this is what stepped out.

      • StellaZafella

        I’m not sure but I really think that’s an insult to Elvis…and bratwurst.

      • Sophie

        I don’t see the bratwurst in this?

        • StellaZafella

          The bratwurst is wearing the outfit.

          • Jackie4g

            Thank you for the clarification. I didn’t get it, either, until you recued me.

          • Lattis

            I just have to say, though, that the first thing I thought when I looked at this was how utterly, phenomenally, Heidi Klum won the genetic lottery. I should be such bratwurst. : )

            • StellaZafella

              I love a good bratwurst, I was merely attempting to clarify Russell’s Heidilarious observation.

            • Jacob Bowen

              I think “Heidilarious” is going to be my word of the year…something that is just SO tacky you can’t help but burst into laughter!

            • Lattis

              Sadly, I love a good bratwurst too and my hips show it! I totally do not get (or like) Heidi’s style, unless she’s doing it ironically or as performance art. And I don’t think she is. But still, when I see a picture of her, I am gobsmacked at how photogenic she is. A person may have a different ‘personal favorite’ beautiful celeb, but I think that no matter where Heidi goes, people probably gape.

              If it seemed like I was berating your comment it was unintentional. I just always think when I see her that no matter how Heidilariously (perfect word) she is dressed, underneath it she is just so damn pretty. I’d like to think that if I had the build and the cheekbones for it I’d dress with the kind of panache that Tilda Swinton does, and it mystifies me that Heidi (with all her advantages) dresses like she does.

            • RoseJB

              Apparently pretty much all of the celebrities have had nose jobs to bring the focus to their eyes. That totally blew my mind. I spent a good hour on Google images comparing before and after shots. Now it’s all I see.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        BrundleKlum? I’m just relieved that Heidi wore a tank or cami with the blazer, unlike the runway look.

        • marlie

          That runway look is borderline NSFW.

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            Definitely NSFW. I can only imagine the carefully worded memo that would emanate from the ‘human capital’ department regarding anyone who tried that look in the office ;)!

            • marlie

              HA. I meant that the picture was nsfw, but I’d pay to see someone actually show up to the office with just a jacket and no blouse/top.

            • bitchybitchybitchy

              Gotcha! Yes, that would be a sight to see in the office, wouldn’t it?

        • demidaemon

          I said the same thing. I’m actually surprised she did, but apparently even Heidi thinks it’s a step too far.

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            Great BK minds think alike.

      • Judih1

        You nailed it!!! Lol. Lol. Lol

    • Veronica Mers

      Ugh. Hate her nails and toes. This makes her look really…old.

      • teensmom99

        There is an “old lady from Boca” quality about this outfit–except that I think this is the reverse of a for models only outfit–it looks worse on her than it would on that great-grandma on her way to the early bird special.

        • Kent Roby

          She has become Leona Bloom.

      • NinaBoo

        Her toes remind me of when we used to paint our nails with Liquid Paper. Sometimes we would use the end of a paper clip to scratch designs in them. Pinterest nails…ha!

        • H2olovngrl

          Yep! And it NEVER looked as good as you thought it would, either!

      • kimmeister

        Her toenails almost look like they’re outlined in a darker color.

      • Little_Olive

        The tan also does. I think she is ready to tone it down a bit -from “I tan all day” to “I do stuff outside the house”.

    • Anna

      She should’ve worn the jacket backwards and added a fedora like Celine Dion, because that would’ve been at least hilarious.

      • StellaZafella

        This outfit needs to be hilarious…it can’t work as anything else.

        • Anna

          Agreed, I’d be into it if there was a sense of humour involved.

      • Wink

        At least she wore a cami… unlike the model. Thanks, Heidi.

        • Anna

          That’s Heidi-Demure!

          • Little_Olive

            Heidemure. There, i did it. It should although be a concept here at TLo.

            • Anna

              Ha! Love it! It really should be.

            • Kent Roby

              It’s a cute term, sweet Olive, but catching Frau Klum in this state is almost as rare as catching a glimpse of Halley’s Comet.

            • Little_Olive

              Exactly; I was thinking it might be useful for the rare occasions when those who usually go about scantily clad make an outing in something that is just decent for normal human beings -like grading on a sluttines curve. I have a couple of names in mind.

            • whaddami

              What’s the basis for the sluttiness curve? Shall we call this one Heidimure (i.e. one standard deviation from ordinary sluttiness) above the mean? If so, what counts as two Heidimures?

            • Don Hackett

              oh lea…..

            • Kent Roby

              Okay, that does make sense, similar to using WITFU for various males. So, when Lea Michele wore the black retro-looking Preen a couple of weeks ago, she was Heidemure. That definitely works!

      • formerlyAnon

        I say expensive cowboy hat. It’s already 3/4 of the way to rhinestone cowboy.

    • Kim Elmore

      Fingernails?! Tacky.

    • spirit52

      Fancy Trailer Trash

      • Man Dala

        I thought ‘fancy pyjamas’.

    • ashtangajunkie

      There is something distinctively ‘Steven Tyler’ about this to me.

      • spirit52

        OMG…YES!

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

        Exactly my thought – just needs some more windchimy junk around the neck.

        • spirit52

          LMAO @ windchimey junk

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          Also lots more bronzer to achieve that Steve Tyler sheen.

      • StellaZafella

        Where’s the scarf?!

      • Little_Olive

        There is. And he would rock it with a sense of humor, 200 thin scarves and a fedora.

      • CakesOnAPlane

        I think the overinflated lips have something to do with it

      • demidaemon

        You know what, I didn’t see it until you said it but I think we found the ideal customer for this outfit.

    • teensmom99

      A manicurist once taught me never to do light colors on the toes: they get dirty. She didn’t mention no white out on the toes; I must have figured that out on my own.

    • http://www.belesscrazy.com madge

      well at least she wore a shirt!

      • Denise Alden

        Yeah, you know she had to be talked into doing so!

    • StellaZafella

      Country Music Awards presenter. Circa 1993.

    • JulieTy

      Lee Press-on Nails!!!!!!

    • In_Stitches

      That lipstick is doing horrible things to her face. I just scrolled up to re-assess and OMG HER NAILS!!!

    • Jane

      Literally Liberace!

      • MoHub

        Except that Liberace would have worn that for the humor. And he’d have had a floor-length white fur coat with a high collar over it.

    • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

      I cringe every time I read “Heidi Klum in Roberto Cavalli”.

      • Bad Idea Jeans

        Yeah, you kind of know when you see either of those names that you’re in for some high-level tackiness. The combination just means DOUBLE TACKINESS.

        • Thomas

          You can always count on Cavalli and Versace to bring the tacky. I’m trying to think if there are any other designers or brands that are consistently tacky. Maybe dsquared?

          • Jeremiah Capacillo

            Herve Leger. It’s sad cause their aesthetic could go really chic on the right woman, but now their brand’s synonymous with D-List starlets and socialite wannabes.

            • Thomas

              Yes, unfortunately I associate Herve Leger with Kim Kardashian now.

          • demidaemon

            Definitely dsquared, but they tend to go more towards man-tacky over woman-tacky.

          • Bad Idea Jeans

            Lacroix?

            • Thomas

              Maybe, but didn’t he go out of business? Has he done anything in years?

            • Bad Idea Jeans

              Je ne sais pas. But I’m just thinking of every outfit Edina Monsoon ever wore…

              Quick google search shows he is still up and running!

            • Thomas

              Yeah, after bringing up Edina, I have to agree that he’s pretty tacky. Thanks for being less lazy than me and googling that!

    • http://redheadedwolf.wordpress.com/ Laura Renee

      Her face looks surprisingly underdone compared to the rest. I don’t think a nude lip was the way to go.

    • numenah

      The Compleat Heidi. And wtf has she done to her upper lip?

      • kimmeister

        Looks like collagen to me. Her lips appear to only be capable of one setting in this series of photos.

    • gingerella

      I like to think that she is a reverse fashion Dorian Gray — somewhere in her attic is a picture of her wearing a YSL 70s smoking and looking unimaginably chic.

    • doodley

      I am both horrified and terrified by those nails. ETA: The fingernails. The toenails just make me shake my head.

    • Kitten Mittons

      If those pants puddle on Heidi Klum, then what Amazon were they made for?

      I think they would still puddle on me if I wore them with stilts.

    • MoHub

      The pants might not be quite as bad if they weren’t—hard as it is to believe—too long and a size too small. The jacket is also a size too small.

      But at least she put a camisole on under the jacket.

    • &theJets

      Shame on me perhaps, but every time I see the name Roberto Cavalli I don’t expect chic or elegant.

    • KateMaryC

      WHO put collagen in her beautiful lips???

      • alyce1213

        I’m really hoping it’s just terrible lipstick and funny mouth expression. Hmmm.

        • Constant Reader

          Me too. She’s too beautiful to start messing with her face. Then again, that’s true of a lot of celebs…

        • CakesOnAPlane

          Funny mouth expression in every photo? With a slight look of face paralysis, and a hefty dose of tanner to disguise? Hmmm indeed.

      • CakesOnAPlane

        Ok, after viewing the most recent TLo post on Ms. Klum, I think I stand corrected. Her mouth is back to normal.

    • Janet B

      Oh, Heidi. That’s bad.

    • Boobs Radley

      I actually kinda dig the pants and jacket. AS SEPARATE PIECES, worn with neutrals.

      • Judy_J

        I was wondering the same thing myself. I suspect fresh collagen.

    • Capt. Renault

      Seeing those nails — I didn’t know she played the banjo.

      • AC Simons

        Well, if Dolly Parton can do it…

      • sundaynightaddict

        That sharp almond nail trend is the bane of my existence.

    • @Biting Panda

      If you’re not getting married, in Vegas, by an Elvis impersonator, there is no reason in the world to sport this monstrosity of a suit.

      • Little_Olive

        For the fourth time, hours after your divorce from hubby # 3 is final.

    • http://fibonaccisequins.storenvy.com/ Danielle

      I’m surprised she even opted for a shirt underneath.

      • Judy_J

        My thought exactly.

        • Denise Alden

          Me three.

    • Jennifer

      She just looks so…hard lately. Harsh. Too much of everything. Trying too hard. Ugh.

    • ChiKat67

      Hate the mani-pedi, hate the shoes, hate the combo of the pants & jacket. I’m glad she decided not to go the route of the model and actually wore a shirt. Bet RiRi could rock this look (of course without the cami).

      • @Biting Panda

        I’d also like to see Rihanna in this suit. No cami, sky high heels and a better manicure on her talons.

      • hammerhead_99

        Come on……this outfit would be just as tacky on Rihanna, who is on my irrational hate list.
        Not everything she wears is fabulous.

        • @Biting Panda

          Most of what she wears is tacky as all get out, how she carries herself and her Give No Fucks attitude makes it fabulous.

          ETA_ Not trying to talk you out of her spot on your IHL. We all have those folks.

    • Michele M.

      Get rid of the manicure and switch out these pants for black skinny jeans and I would be on board!

    • AnnaleighBelle

      Red skirt, blue skirt, green skirt, any thing other than those pants would be an improvement. Black pants, jeans…maybe liquid gold leggings would be the only way to make this worse…

      ETA: Oh, and the white toenails make it look like she has embedded dirt around all the toenail edges.

      • demidaemon

        Liquid gold leggings with that jacket make me think of well-aged ladies at the casino. This is not a good thing, by the way.

    • MissusBee

      Shame. I can almost see her rocking an actual Nudie suit in a fun way. This milquetoast Eurotrash version is not that way.

    • Judy_J

      This is surprisingly demure for Ms Klum. I’m surprised she didn’t wear it sans blouse as the model did.

    • DeTrop

      Do I detect some facial work? Oh, by the way, this is horrible. She’s so beautiful and such an attention seeker. Disappointing.

      • higgledypiggledy

        At first I thought is was just a terrible pale lip, but now I think you’re right.

      • MilaXX

        Not major work, looks like either topical lip plumpers or injections.

    • throwaneyeonthis

      The first five words of the headline tells you everything you need to know….”Heidi Klum in Robert Cavalli…..”. But like a car wreck, you just gotta scroll down and see the mess and be thankful it isn’t you.

    • Scimommy

      All I know is someone forced that camisole on her. Probably at gunpoint.

    • SewingSiren

      Thankfully she is wearing a top under the jacket. But it’s the fingernails that send the look straight to , I obtained my wealth by means of lottery ticket . land.

    • luluransom

      God love her, Heidi constantly demonstrates how to squander the genetic lottery jackpot.

    • TRSTL

      That is a whole lot of shiny…….

    • queeniethebold

      The orange! My eyes!

    • snarkykitten

      Worst of all, it looks so…dated.

      • Constant Reader

        My first thought was: early 90s retail manager at a mid-priced department store.

        • Mr. J.

          Oh yes. Oh yes.

    • MilaXX

      LOL – I can’t help it. I needed this laugh this morning. This is horrible, but it’s so very Heidi. I don’t hate white toe nails but that manicure is hideous. I guess I should be happy she is wearing a shirt with this suit, but the competing whites are driving me nuts. This is a suit that needed to be broken up. Pants or jacket, not both.

      • FibonacciSequins

        Same. Thanks to Heidi for the lolz.

    • alyce1213

      I hate this suit, I wouldn’t like it as just a jacket either. It’s fancy upholstery fabric that belongs under plastic slipcovers.

      • Wink

        Yes … in the formal living room that was ‘off limits’ to us kids.

      • Gatto Nero

        It’s hideous even for upholstery.

        • decormaven

          Is it embroidery or pattern woven into the fabric? Either way, it’s so, so bad.

          • Gatto Nero

            It looks like jacquard with a brown and white print on top of it.

            • decormaven

              Interesting! That’s about the only thing that drew my eye to this look.

    • dustinrhodes

      My goddess, that lipstick looks HORRIBLE on her.

    • Kristi Mitchell

      I’m just grateful she wore a shirt under the jacket. This IS Heidi we are talking about after all! P.S. Do her lips look weird to anyone else also? I wonder if she had some small botox injections into them recently?

      • FibonacciSequins

        Yes, it looks like she plumped her upper lip somehow. It’s typically quite thin.

        • Kristi Mitchell

          That’s unfortunate. I always gave her major props for not appearing to give in to the plastic surgery pressures like so many others have.

      • MarieLD

        Yes. Her face doesn’t look like her face. Usually she’s ageless (facially). Not this time. Makes me sad.

    • Kbear

      She borrowed that from Steven Tyler’s closet. The nails she got from Snooki.

    • Jackie4g

      I like everything. Compared to the usual Heidi offering, this is all done perfectly. I really like the fabric of the pantsuit. How strange is that? But, it’s unusual and textural and a tailored pantsuit works for that busy and complicated print over what appears to be jacquard fabric.The white studded nails are a bit much, but at least she put in the effort. It’s August, after all.

      • SophieCollier

        I am in total agreement with you. I don’t think the pantsuit looks bad at all. *shrug*

    • Gatto Nero

      The only thing I like in this entire look is the cut of the bell sleeve on the jacket.
      That’s it.

    • Cee Layton

      Dammit, that suit is so ugly it hurts my feelings.

      • Denise Alden

        Kudos for the Moms Mabley reference!

    • Barbara Affolter

      As a Nashvillian, I could see how those pants could work in a “Slutty Porter Waggoner” sort of way. Faith Hill might be able to wear them with the proper tacky irony.

      “Slutty Porter Waggoner” might be my new style M.O.

      • Gatto Nero

        Good eye. I looked closely and saw a glimmer of silver lining around the nails. So much effort for such a tacky result.

    • Chuck Barthelme

      Given the runway styling, I’m surprised Heidi put a shirt on under the jacket. This looks a little Elvis impersonator tacky, though. Too much.

    • Paula Pertile

      Its very “Casino chic”, like something you’d get in the hotel ’boutique’. Shudders.

    • Starts with K

      That nail person needs to be auf’d.

    • Dany

      The nails must go…

      FOR CHRIST SAKES, WOMAN, YOU LOOK LIKE A DISNEY VILLAIN.

    • Kent Roby

      Something must be wrong with me, but I actually like the suit (but nothing else). This could be saved by a less-plunging cami in taupe or gold, removing the White Out and jewels from all the nails, and hemming the pants.

      • Jacob Bowen

        I agree…there are just too many details that are so jarring it takes away from what is actually a cool, tacky little suit.

    • Judy_S

      Not chic, but she looks better in this than seems humanly possible.

    • Deedles

      WOW! Is she working hard to ensure no lines appear in her neck and face, or what?! Girl, lighten-up. We all get ‘em.

    • Little_Olive

      It is violently tacky. The nails scratch off any doubt you might have still held as to that fact.

    • siriuslover

      Thank you for pointing out the white nail polish. That just gives me the creeps. From the waist up, I thought she looked great (read: thumbnail on TLo homepage), but I cannot get on board with the pants or most of her style choices here.

      • poggi

        Me too, then it all went to hell in hand basket.

    • kmk05

      I love it. VEGAS, BABY! It is so terrible it has veered into amazing.

      I am really not a fan of her nude lip: is it me, or did someone draw her lips in a funny shape? That or the gloss is reflecting badly with the flash and is making her look like she had plastic surgery.

    • schadenfreudelicious

      White Pinterest nails with gold studs look really freakish too….

    • Coco Chanel

      The contrast makes her skin look orange

    • KT

      Holy shit, EWWWWW

      Also, please check out those tacky-ass nails… this is all so gross

      • OffToSeeHim

        I agree, I couldn’t see anything else. Bad nails! Bad, BAD nails!!

    • Aidan B

      I suppose we should be grateful she wore a shirt underneath the jacket.

    • OffToSeeHim

      Oh my God, I can’t get past the NAILS!! There’s NO excuse for a person with millions of dollars to have nails that bad. My eighth grade prom nails were better than that. Plus, 1976 Farrah Fawcett called and she wants her suit back. And her hair.

      • whaddami

        Win

      • Gatto Nero

        More money than taste. We see it all the time.

    • TheDivineMissAnn

      Country singer. All she needs is bigger hair.

    • PinkyK

      Well THAT won’t bore Nina!

    • http://instagram.com/nevareese International Model

      Parts of those pants are made from only the finest Brawny paper towels…

    • Kara Keenan

      Knowing the style choices that Ms Heidi usually makes, she wanted to wear the jacket without a layer under it, like the model.

      The suit looks like she borrowed it from Stephen Tyler…

      • ktr33

        or Rod Stewart

    • NBG

      The fact that she thought this suit needed Pinterest nails tells you everything you need to know about Heidi’s fashion instincts.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      I’m with those who are seeing Elvis all over this. The Shroud of Elvis, with grease, peanut butter and banana stains marking His outline.

    • cocohall

      The next time she tells a contestant on Project Runway “I would wear that,” the producers should flash these photos so the designer will understand that that is damning with faint praise. This suit wins the Maria Von Trapp Award for worst recycling of sad curtain material into clothing. HOWEVER, I couldn’t be happier to see all of this, even the nails. She is on a Red Carpet for America’s Got Talent! which is a televised celebration of self-delusional performers. (I tried to watch it out of curiosity and Nick Cannon seemed like he wanted to crawl out of his skin, and probably his contract, as the show is THAT bad.) Given the venue, this suit and the styling is spot on. So Heidi for the win!

      • demidaemon

        You know, if I was on PR, I would send out cool designs with tight shiny skirts for the first half of the season. You know that would at least get you to fashion week with Heidi alone.

        • cocohall

          Exactly! I’m always amused by how the designers seem so oblivious to the obvious judging preferences and aren’t able to steer clear of the predictable pitfalls. They are so busy “staying true to my vision” that they wander into the minefields with ratchety sewing and mismatched prints and lots of crazy crotch pants. Or my personal favorite, sending out gyno gowns instead of actual skirts. Even our Heidi doesn’t want to see anyone’s good china.

          • demidaemon

            REALLY. If you can appeal to just one judge, you should be safe until the pack is thinned. And screw appealing to the guest judge, unless it’s an actual designer, because who knows what their taste will be.

    • Mothra

      Maybe America’s got talent, but Heidi don’t.

    • Kaonashi

      Oh, Heidi. :(

    • frannyprof

      2002 called. It wants its pantsuit back.

    • julnyes

      Very Real Housewives of….

    • http://www.readbarbara.com/ ReadBarbara

      Is someone making a Golden Girls reboot? Because Heidi really wants to be cast as a current day Blanche. Agree the toenails are a bit scary but the fingernails are down-right garish.

    • Don Hackett

      real housewives of orange county. the later years.
      ,,,,,sleah in norcal

    • marlie

      THOSE FINGERNAILS THOUGH. Yep, skinny black pants, would improve this look a bit. As would hemming these, but they’re still a bridge too far. The shoes don’t go at all, and they’re ugly, to boot.

    • LadyLuck777

      Wow. Lose the undershirt and the nails. Hem the pants, and send this to Jane Fonda.

    • LJCdoc

      Oh, Heidi. Never change. Except those pants. Change those.

    • mickiemonkey

      Give this outfit and freaky nails to Dolly Parton who we would then all be swooning over.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1234087433 Jen Freeman

      This looks like something Britney would have worn circa 2001.

      But we can count our blessings. She is wearing a shirt under the jacket.

    • ktr33

      Beat me up, but Roberto Cavalli looks trashy on even the “classiest” of stars; on Heidi — this get-up looks like something Siegfried and Roy would wear as black tie.

    • CKMia

      Vegas, Baby.

    • demidaemon

      As bad as this is, at least she put something under the jacket that was fairly inoffensive.

      This concludes the positive portion of our broadcast. HOLY SHIT, WHAT HAPPENED WITH HER MANICURE?

    • Adrianna Grężak

      I’ve noticed her style is kind of stuck in 2001, which is ironic considering how she criticizes the designers on PR.

    • largishbearishAtlish

      ooooh, it even looks like crap on the model!

    • drdirection

      Embrace the tacky

    • Aurumgirl

      The alarming thing is that, mani/pedi alone, this “look” took hours to put together.

    • Columbinia

      This looks like what a subdued Cher might wear as light mourning to a months-later memorial service.

    • Therese Bohn

      Hasn’t Elvis left the building yet?

    • Anplica Fiore

      At least she’s wearing a shirt. But she needs other pants STAT!

    • heuristicvalue

      Jesus take the wheel, is her pedicure…outlined!?

      • ktr33

        they’re stick-ons! the nails, I mean. Look!

    • anotherkate

      I am very much hoping that this is just a case of poor lip gloss choice and too much tanning, but whatever she is doing is making her face looked worked-upon a bit. I hope not, because A. she is spectacular without it and B. she deserves better “it” than this. The outfit is just too horrible. She looks like Liberace’s blonde grandmother from Florida.

    • Pterodactyl111

      The nails push it over the edge into a true abomination. It’s not just laziness – someone planned that nightmare.

    • MannahattaMamma

      She’s channeling Liberace. But only Liberace could Liberace. Others shouldn’t even try.

    • john_sudeste

      tacky as in a look akin to a female version of Hugh Heffner.

    • https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Farmhouse-Store/95951940388 Bill Curtis

      This is what Steven Tyler wears to officiate at a wedding.